Oh me, oh my-does baby Suri really exist???update now aka "The Suri Challenge"

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CathrynRose said:
YOWSA!

If suddenly you find yourself unable to sleep tonight... and have plenty of time to burn, check out this link: http://home.snafu.de/tilman/prolinks/

It's HUGGGGGGE - and waaaay informative about Tom, Katie, John and possibly Oprah's wonderful (sarcasm) religion.

Well, well, well....how interesting. Just quickly scanned this site and discovered that Mr. Jim's Pizza support scientology! Ugh...and I like their spinach pizza. I just don't want my money to go to this quack cult!

Thanks for the link.
 
KristiKelly said:
I didn't like Tom Cruise before all this happened, had nothing against him but just didn't care for him. Who are the to whackos on Y&R? I'll have to tell me mom she's a big Y&R fan. I'm not a fan of Leah Remini but I love King of Queens, Kevin James is hilarious but I will never look at her the same. Oprah, I hope is to level headed to get sucked in to such a bizarre cult, but I thought John T. would've been too.

Thanks for the replies on my previous post, I do remember now Tom having a sister that was also his manager. She's the one who allowed us all to see what a true nut-job he is.


Phyllis and Sharon from Y&R. - I would have thought Oprah was level headed too, but then again I thought Greta Van Susteran was more level headed than Oprah and it seems she is drinking the kool-aid over at the celebrity centre.
What makes it believable is not just her closer than close relationship with Travolta, Cruise, K.Preston, etc. but the fact that she is (lets face it) a little(lot) worldly. Before she had more money than God, she was uber-star-struck and I think she would have joined anything to rub shoulders with these 2 whack-a-moles. She is heavily into material things. (All the things that this crazy religion worships) and she is always sending these "better yourself messages" remember "your spirit" as in worship your own self, not remember the Holy Spirit. I used to think some of her messages were borderline, but as I posted earlier, I think they are going closer to just crazy. The other day (again I posted this earlier) she had a woman on that was a cancer survivor who "prayed" to Uma Thurman (yes you read that right) at night to kill her cancer. (They had this big sappy moment where the patient thanked Uma for helping to cure her cancer because she thought about Uma's character in Kill Bill slaying her cancer cells. And low and behold - she "visualized" her cancer away. And instead of Uma saying "gee, I think I didn't have a dang thing to do with it and maybe you should thank the Lord, but please go see my movie anyway" she sat there and said "your welcome" and took the credit. and of course there were sappy hugs all around and it was sickening. I was wondering why the heck Oprah brought the cancer survivor on at all - Uma was there to talk about a movie, but all the sudden she was 'god like' and being prayed to, talk about taking celebrities too seriously. Did anyone else see this? I always thought it was hilarious when they get politically involved (oh, OK, I'll vote for who Barbara Streisand tells me to, because she is a great.......SINGER!......oh OK) but now, they not only know politics, and testify at Senate hearings and eat at the Clinton White House dinners but they can HEAL US! And they know more than our doctors do about medicine. It's getting too crazy ya'all.
 
CathrynRose said:
But your jokes of closet Scientology and Oprah - Ill tell you, I think her 'I looove John Travolta" and "I loovvvvve Tom Cruise" stuff is weird.

Whatever.... if she ends up being a LRon-Follower?!?!? Can you even imagine??? :sad2:


Have you ever seen the SNL skit where they have some poor woman on the Oprah show, and her house burned down, and she lost everything, Oprah listens, then interrupts to announce a surprise guest. It is John Travolta. Oprah goes crazy, the audience goes crazy...LOL. Then she goes back to the guest and she barely gets her sob story out, when JT says something and Oprah is all over him. It almost wasn't even funny, that is how close they came to nailing it! :lmao:
 

Here is a fake cover of US magazine

20 years in the future! :lmao:

fake2026cover.jpg
 
Oprah has Kristie Alley on her show alot too! Hmmmm.......
 
Disney1fan2002 said:
Have you ever seen the SNL skit where they have some poor woman on the Oprah show, and her house burned down, and she lost everything, Oprah listens, then interrupts to announce a surprise guest. It is John Travolta. Oprah goes crazy, the audience goes crazy...LOL. Then she goes back to the guest and she barely gets her sob story out, when JT says something and Oprah is all over him. It almost wasn't even funny, that is how close they came to nailing it! :lmao:
That was hysterical, I remember that now. OMG, that is scary that they chose him.

And that fake US cover is even more hysterical!!!! :thumbsup2
 
Suri has "dark Curly Hair" and is "gorgeous." They just said that on ET a few Moments ago. :rolleyes:
 
Anyone notice a pattern here?

From Leah:
"She's a beaming baby," Remini tells PEOPLE in its new issue. "She looks like Tom and Katie. She's just beautiful."

As for Suri's folks, Cruise is "one of those doting dads," says Remini, who, like Cruise and Holmes, is a Scientologist. Holmes looks "beautiful – I'm jealous of her. She bounced right back."

"They're just great parents," Remini adds. "There wasn't a second that she was out of their arms except when I held her."

So why won't the proud Mom and Dad introduce Suri to fans? They're simply in no rush, Cruise's rep told PEOPLE in June. "Suri's in great shape. Everything's fine

From Jada:
"She's one of the sweetest babies I've ever met in my life," Pinkett Smith says. "She's an absolute beauty and she's Daddy's little girl."

Pinkett Smith and her husband, Will Smith, have visited with Suri twice, both times at Cruise and Holmes's Beverly Hills mansion.

"She's beautiful and they're very happy and they need to be left alone," says Pinkett Smith, who described Suri while talking to PEOPLE about her participation in last weekend's Philadelphia anti-violence event, Party 4 Peace, run by pal Charles "Charlie Mack" Alston. "She's the cutest little baby. She's got a head full of black, beautiful hair."

And how are Mom and Dad doing? Cruise is "excellent" and Holmes is "a great mom and she's loving every single second of it."

HHHMMMMMMM, sounds a bit scripted to me.
Jada, you have met your OWN children she is sweeter than they are? :confused3
 
Poohbear123 said:
Suri has "dark Curly Hair" and is "gorgeous." They just said that on ET a few Moments ago. :rolleyes:

Curly hair, huh?

According to ABC news "a pal" said:

Suri is "a cross between the two, [with] dark, straight hair and dark eyes," another pal said to the magazine

Uhh.. perm? Rent-a-baby and the first baby was busy that day?
 
Sthronds said:
Here is a fake cover of US magazine

20 years in the future! :lmao:

fake2026cover.jpg


I love this! Actually, I love the other topics....Zahara brokers mid east peace...Kal-el...Im changing my name to Bob...Sean Preston in bar brawl with mom britney..... :rotfl2:
 
Disney1fan2002 said:
Have you ever seen the SNL skit where they have some poor woman on the Oprah show, and her house burned down, and she lost everything, Oprah listens, then interrupts to announce a surprise guest. It is John Travolta. Oprah goes crazy, the audience goes crazy...LOL. Then she goes back to the guest and she barely gets her sob story out, when JT says something and Oprah is all over him. It almost wasn't even funny, that is how close they came to nailing it! :lmao:


That was just on Comedy Central this afternoon. I've seen it before and thought it was really funny, now when I watched it I thought of the DIS and this thread! :teeth:
 
Obi-Wan Pinobi said:
Curly hair, huh?
Uhh.. perm? Rent-a-baby and the first baby was busy that day?
LOL :rotfl2:
I guess when they rented the baby, they specified dark hair, but forgot to specify curly or straight.
 
my4kids said:
Phyllis and Sharon from Y&R. - and she is always sending these "better yourself messages" remember "your spirit" as in worship your own self, not remember the Holy Spirit. I used to think some of her messages were borderline, but as I posted earlier, I think they are going closer to just crazy. The other day (again I posted this earlier) she had a woman on that was a cancer survivor who "prayed" to Uma Thurman (yes you read that right) at night to kill her cancer. (They had this big sappy moment where the patient thanked Uma for helping to cure her cancer because she thought about Uma's character in Kill Bill slaying her cancer cells. And low and behold - she "visualized" her cancer away. And instead of Uma saying "gee, I think I didn't have a dang thing to do with it and maybe you should thank the Lord, but please go see my movie anyway" she sat there and said "your welcome" and took the credit. and of course there were sappy hugs all around and it was sickening. I was wondering why the heck Oprah brought the cancer survivor on at all - Uma was there to talk about a movie, but all the sudden she was 'god like' and being prayed to, talk about taking celebrities too seriously.

Excellent post my4kids! I noticed this years ago and it's has always turned me off of Oprah.
 
SueM in MN said:
I found a picture






tom_cruise_baby_suri_splashnews.jpg


It's the phanTOM baby. :rotfl2:

:lmao:

Somebody should tell Tommy he shouldn't hold the baby by the shoulder like that. She could get hurt.
 
I just have to say these POSTS are PRICELESS. All of you, who have been posting regularly on this Thread have me :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: out of control :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: !!


NOW, I was wondering as any DISer's received a TAG from the Tag Fairy at all due to anything they may have Posted on this Thread....basically are there any "Suri Challenge" TAGS at all. I would love to know!!!! The humor and the comedy coming from this Thread is fabulous. :rotfl2: :rotfl2:
 
momrek06 said:
NOW, I was wondering as any DISer's received a TAG from the Tag Fairy at all due to anything they may have Posted on this Thread....basically are there any "Suri Challenge" TAGS at all. I would love to know!!!! The humor and the comedy coming from this Thread is fabulous. :rotfl2: :rotfl2:

I don't believe anyone has a tag from this thread. Maybe the Tag Fairy is a Scientologist, and we have offended her. OH, I hope not. :scared:
 
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