Oh me, oh my-does baby Suri really exist???update now aka "The Suri Challenge"

[CathrynRose]

Apparently it did say that L.Ron had his "seed" frozen, but that katie could not be implanted with his "seed, because "given L.Ron's history with women, we can rest assured that L.Ron would not Come back as a female" - S C A R E Y!
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Ewwww! That *is* scary! YUCK!

 

[CathrynRose]

Again, isnt it seriously, seriously, seriously ODD that Katie remained a virgin for 5 years with Chris Klein - FIVE YEARS - and then gives it up....for Tom Cruise, and gets pregnant on top of it???? In a few months?

Come on.

And lets give Mr Cruise the benefit of the doubt, like this whole thing is real.... why on earth, knowing she was a Virgin, do it with her before marriage? Knowing she was someone who was waiting until then?

Whatever ....

 

[Holly]

Again, isnt it seriously, seriously, seriously ODD that Katie remained a virgin for 5 years with Chris Klein - FIVE YEARS - and then gives it up....for Tom Cruise, and gets pregnant on top of it???? In a few months?
Come on.

And lets give Mr Cruise the benefit of the doubt, like this whole thing is real.... why on earth, knowing she was a Virgin, do it with her before marriage? Knowing she was someone who was waiting until then?

Whatever ....

Who said she was a virgin? She and Chris Klein lived together.

 

[CathrynRose]

Who said she was a virgin? She and Chris Klein lived together.

I thought I read that here, on a link.

Lemme look.............

 

[CathrynRose]

Virgin?
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/7682150/


Ahhhh geez! L L Read this: (courtesy of:: http://www.holysmoke.org/cos/katie-holmes-virgin-birth.htm )

Subject: Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes Expecting Virgin Birth

http://www.pugbus.net/artman/publish/virginbirth_102305.shtml

Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes Expecting Virgin Birth

By Phil Maggitti
Oct 23, 2005, 10:21

HOLLYWOOD - Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes are expecting their first Scientologist next spring. Given the public displays of tonsil hockey put on by Cruise, 43, and Holmes, 26, in the world's major capitals earlier this year, their announcement is about as surprising as Courtney Love revealing that she has another date with the jumper cables at a rehab clinic. What sets the Cruise-Holmes announcement apart, however, is Cruise' insistence that Holmes is still a virgin and will remain one until after they are married.

"That is a value that's so important to Katie and me," said Cruise from his elevated chair in the Scientology tent on the set of Mission Impossible: 3. "Couples who can't wait until marriage to open their most intimate gifts do not have the discipline to be decent parents and, like Brooke Shields, are often punished with severe postpartum depression."

Members of the press reacted with some skepticism to the news that Katie Holmes will join the Blessed Virgin Mary in a select club whose membership is open only to women who manage to conceive without having intercourse. In Mary's case the "birth father" of her baby Jesus, was the Holy Spirit, the third person of the Blessed Trinity, whose other members, God the Father and God the Son, live on the Big Ponderosa Ranch in the Sky.

In Holmes case, the birth father of her child is the late L. Ron Hubbard, the science fiction writer who founded the Scientology cult in 1954. Hubbard, who claimed to have visited the planet Venus, is believed to have ascended there following his death in 1986. According to Cruise, "the rest of the world will know by the imprint of three dollar signs-$$$-on our baby's head that he is the child of L. Ron Hubbard come to lead his people home."

Despite the skepticism of the press, Scientologists greeted Cruise' announcement with enthusiasm.

"That really takes a weight off my shoulders," said Fat Actress star, Kirstie Alley. "Scientologists have been waiting nearly twenty years for the second coming of L. Ron Hubbard. Soon it will be time to board the Mothership."

Scientologists like Alley, Cruise, Beck Hansen, Greta van Susteren, John Travolta, Jenna Elfman, and Priscilla Presley believe all human beings are Thetans, the descendants of two creatures from another galaxy who were left on Earth by the Mothership millions of years ago. Thetans are born with Original Dysfunction, a state of confusion and longing for drugs inherited from the two original Thetans, Mork and Mindy, who refused to donate any of their fruit to the First Universal Cooperative. Therefore, all Thetans are possessed of Engrams, physical and emotional scars acquired in previous lives, and are doomed to endure successive reincarnations on Earth until they have donated a sufficient amount of money to Scientology.

Only by rigorous monitoring and cleansing-which can be purchased by cash, certified check, money order, or credit card other than American Express-can Thetans hope to become clear, i.e., free of Engrams and fabulously wealthy. Once Thetans have become fabulously wealthy, they can afford to buy their way onto the Mothership and eternal bliss on Venus.

According to Alley, Cruise' leaping onto the couch on the Oprah show was his way of signaling that he was ready to leave this planet (the floor) and go home to Venus (the couch). The number of times Cruised jumped up and down on the couch signaled the amount, in millions, that he was willing to pay to book passage on the Mothership.

"Dropping to one knee signified Tom's allegiance to Scientology," said Alley, "while the gay, muscle-boy pose signaled his attainment of a clear state, free of the influence of Engrams and testosterone."

By seizing Oprah's hands and waving her arms from side to side, "Tom was waving good-bye to the shallow, materialistic culture that Oprah represents. Of course, by dragging Katie Holmes on stage, Tom was signaling that he wanted her to bear L. Ron Hubbard's child once she had converted to Scientology and had donated enough money to cleanse her Engrams."

Next Oprah: Harriet Miers, Author of the Virginity Pledge​

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[Poohbear123]

It took me 9 months to get preggars. Oh, yes, she was a Virgin all right. Like the girl in the movie "Wedding Crashers" when she told Vince Vaughn it was "her first time" and than later told him "I thought all the guys wanted to hear that." Tom is soooo DUMB!

 

[rhanditresmom]

Oh my gosh, CathrynRose! That is hilarious! Thanks for that good laugh so soon after I have paid bills! I needed that!

 

[Holly]

Virgin?
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/7682150/


Ahhhh geez! L L Read this: (courtesy of:: http://www.holysmoke.org/cos/katie-holmes-virgin-birth.htm )

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Tom needs to hire someone to tell him what to say. Seriously.

 

[disneylizzy]

I also checked out the tabloids on Sunday at the grocery store and the spin is that it is the fabulous Katie that is keeping Suri under wraps. Apparently, she was stalked twice before TC and she is uber-paranoid about Suri going out in public.

Hey, that's just what I read.

 

[Nancy]

Virgin?
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/7682150/


Ahhhh geez! L L Read this: (courtesy of:: http://www.holysmoke.org/cos/katie-holmes-virgin-birth.htm )

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Too, too funny!

 

[robertsmom]

Virgin?
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/7682150/


Ahhhh geez! L L Read this: (courtesy of:: http://www.holysmoke.org/cos/katie-holmes-virgin-birth.htm )

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[SueM in MN]

 

[SueM in MN]

"That is a value that's so important to Katie and me," said Cruise from his elevated chair in the Scientology tent on the set of Mission Impossible: 3. "Couples who can't wait until marriage to open their most intimate gifts do not have the discipline to be decent parents and, like Brooke Shields, are often punished with severe postpartum depression."

So, does that mean Katie (sorry, Kate) does have severe postpartum depression??? Is that why she looks so sad???


And, she deserved it because she and TC "opened the gift"????

And, if they didn't "open the gift", how did she get pregnant??




And, what about Brooks Shields? I thought she was married when she got postpartum depression???
And her's sounded pretty severe. So did she open her gifts before she got married???

 

[mrsheppo]

"Couples who can't wait until marriage to open their most intimate gifts do not have the discipline to be decent parents and, like Brooke Shields, are often punished with severe postpartum depression."

I think Katie figured out that the gift was actually a boo by prize.

 

[robertsmom]

I think Katie figured out that the gift was actually a boo by prize.

No kidding. Like getting a broken ring in the Cracker Jack box.

 

[my4kids]

So, does that mean Katie (sorry, Kate) does have severe postpartum depression??? Is that why she looks so sad???


And, she deserved it because she and TC "opened the gift"????

And, if they didn't "open the gift", how did she get pregnant??




And, what about Brooks Shields? I thought she was married when she got postpartum depression???
And her's sounded pretty severe. So did she open her gifts before she got married???

Dearest and trusting SueM......

i think this is how it went down.........
Katie was whooed onto a "date" severely drugged and artificially inseminated with L.Ron Hubbards frozen sperm. She was then absolutely brainwashed into insanity and told she was carrying the next coming of L.Ron....and of course, when you are an idiot and then you end up pregnant you will believe this because how else could this happen to you? Remember she is being brainwashed by the best here....for God's sake they brainwashed the government into thinking they are a religion. Right? At this point I think she is just happy she is still allowed to breathe. Because we know she is not allowed to think.

CathrynRose.......I realize alot of that article was tongue in cheek (Mork and mindy etc ) but did her really say the $$$ remark about the babies forhead?????? I wouldn't put it past him.

 

[FSUGrad97]

Dearest and trusting SueM......

i think this is how it went down.........
Katie was whooed onto a "date" severely drugged and artificially inseminated with L.Ron Hubbards frozen sperm. She was then absolutely brainwashed into insanity and told she was carrying the next coming of L.Ron....and of course, when you are an idiot and then you end up pregnant you will believe this because how else could this happen to you? Remember she is being brainwashed by the best here....for God's sake they brainwashed the government into thinking they are a religion. Right? At this point I think she is just happy she is still allowed to breathe. Because we know she is not allowed to think.

That totally sounds like the plotline of "Rosemary's Baby."

 

[my4kids]

That totally sounds like the plotline of "Rosemary's Baby."

What is really scarey is I have never seen or heard of that movie! - I was just making an educated guess based on what I have read about the wack-a-mole and his cult. I am going to have to go rent that movie now. Who is in it?

Ya know - since these wackos think that celebrities are gods based on their wealth.....would you put it past them to do things for their "religion" they lifted from scripts?

 

[ChristmasElf]

What is really scarey is I have never seen or heard of that movie! - I was just making an educated guess based on what I have read about the wack-a-mole and his cult. I am going to have to go rent that movie now. Who is in it?

Ya know - since these wackos think that celebrities are gods based on their wealth.....would you put it past them to do things for their "religion" they lifted from scripts?

PLOTLINE for Rosemarys Baby:

Rosemary and her new husband, Guy, move into a new apartment in New York, befriending an elderly couple who live near by. But when another girl in the block commits suicide, Rosemary starts getting more attention than she desires, from all the wrong people. And now with her (late) friend's warnings about witches in mind, she has a new problem - the protection of her forthcoming child. But it may not be the child that needs protection.

Mia Farrow and John Cassavettes play Rosemary and Guy. Ruth Gordon plays the elderly landlord.

 

[momrek06]

That totally sounds like the plotline of "Rosemary's Baby."

Ya, and Tommy could not find a "ROSEMARY" after all this searching and hunting so he settled for Katie and even changed that to KATE...ugh...I am wondering if Kate is looking so sad these days...because Tommy keeps referring to Kate as ROSEMARY, now that she has HAD the baby...."Rosemary, bring the baby over here to me on the couch"..."OPPS, I mean Kate"......