Oh me, oh my-does baby Suri really exist???update now aka "The Suri Challenge"

[babynurse1]

Thanks CathrynRose for always keeping us up to date on all the latest TomKat news!

 

[Deb & Bill]

They had a copy of the wedding invitation in People this week. Katie was listed as Katie Holmes, not Kate.

 

[my4kids]

Ewwww!!! Of course, allegedly he was there for The Tom-ster...not Kat(i)e!!!!

Ummm - so has everyone heard? There's rumors of them trying to cover up a port-wine stained baby.... thats why it took so long to see Suri.

(see below)

Hmm - interesting. Yep, when you look at those photos in the article close up, that is one major stork bite. I had a couple of kids like that. But I was not uneducated and whacked, so I did not hide them. So that explains all that airbrushing in the vanity fair pictures. Yep that little Josh Harnett baby had a big'ol stork bite.

 

[my4kids]

Why does Tom look unshaven, fat, and greasy in all those pics? Really gross. I know he can afford a bar of soap. It doesn't make sense.


Katies lower legs look like my great-aunts who retains water.

Isn't kinda silly how they all got so gussied up for all of thier events (and pretend wedding) in Italy. I think they thought they were royalty. They just look like trashy people trying to play up.



OHHHHHHHH and on a hilarious note..............

I caught a line on the cover of one of the gossip mags in line at the store (I think it was Star) and it said "TomKats A-list party of the year!" and it had a pic of thier wedding reception
BwaHaaaaHaaaaHaaaaa

So that just makes me think that a scientologist has infiltrated the offices of the Star so they can try and spin reality a little. Jenna Elphman! Leah Remini! Jenny McCarthy! A-list! It just keeps getting funnier and funnier!!!!!!!!!

 

[SplshMtn99]

I've gone back in posts to the point of the Italy "wedding". Has anyone seen a US marriage certificate posted yet anywhere? Wonder if they actually did the US wedding at all? LOL

 

[SplshMtn99]

hmmmm, looks pregnant to me. Guess she doesn't have to hide it this time.
http://www.tomkatcrazy.com/is-katie-holmes-pregnant-again-2/

AND, there are 3 recent videos of Katie & Katie w/ Tom here from various outtings. http://x17online.com/celebrities/katie_holmes/

Appearing dazed as usual in the last one.

 

[babynurse1]

I just heard on the news this morning that Tom is making a scientology movie and Posh Spice will play the alien bride. He picked her for her "amazing comedic timing".

The people on the news said every major movie studio rejected the idea, and that was one of the reasons Tom was "released" from Paramount.

I hope it's a big a box office hit as "Battleship Earth" was!!!

 

[MommyPoppins]

She definitely looks pregnant. How could that be? Maybe Tom's not sterile?? Maybe she visited a "bank"? Maybe she ran into Chris??

Did anyone watch those videos posted above?? Did she actually turn that shoe over and look at the PRICE?

Are they attached at the hand?????

She has the worst posture!!!!!!!!!!!

And who doesn't love Tom's man ****s?? Aren't they great?

 

[CathrynRose]

She definitely looks pregnant. How could that be? Maybe Tom's not sterile?? Maybe she visited a "bank"? Maybe she ran into Chris?? :

Ran into Chris!


You know in Ethopia when they dont eat they get all bulging-bellied? Possible???

I mean - seriously. All the vitamins, and steam rooms, de-toxing ??? If I took too many vitamins, I'd get gassy.

Another Scientology movie??!? Hallelujah!! WOO HOO! HOW EXCITING!!! This is a comedian's dream come true! Im totally seeing it. I wish I still "smoked" cuz Im sure this would be a heckuva one to see, while "smoking"

 

[CathrynRose]

Alright - seriously.... do these people eat??? I should join Scientology - I could drop down to 72 pounds!!

Anyways....

http://dlisted.com/2006/12/18/type-casting/



Posh Beckham may be playing herself in a new movie for Tom Cruise. Rumors are that Tom is currently talking to her about taking a role in The Thetan, a Scientology sci-fi tale.

Sources close to Posh said, “Victoria is really hoping to make a go of it in Hollywood. This could be the perfect start for her, with good pal Tom Cruise in.”

Posh has previously said that she has no interest in returning to music or starring in films. She wants to focus on her fashion line. This may be the perfect vehicle for her.

She would play an alien princess of an alien leader called a thetan, which Scientologists claim is an immortal spiritual being, present in all humans.

Sounds like a loser to me. They might as well just make a documentary about her, because she’s already an alien princess. Now send her *** back to Mars!

 

[Deb & Bill]

Posh Beckham may be playing herself in a new movie for Tom Cruise. Rumors are that Tom is currently talking to her about taking a role in The Thetan, a Scientology sci-fi tale.

Is that a bit redundant?

 

[tink2020]

Is that a bit redundant?

I also liked this quote from the article CathrynRose shared

Tom and Katie are idiots and they live in a world of make believe, so they almost definitely think a birthmark means their kid is a wizard and/or dragon rider.

 

[SplshMtn99]

Shouldn't be too hard to play the part. She won't need a costume. She already looks like an alien. No neck, big head, huge bug eye glasses, no body.

 

[babynurse1]

Shouldn't be too hard to play the part. She won't need a costume. She already looks like an alien. No neck, big head, huge bug eye glasses, no body.

quite true. She's very alienesque!

 

[CathrynRose]

quite true. She's very alienesque!

Nooooo costume necessary! Thats a budget saver!

She is just SO sweet - isnt she? ***GAG***

Holmes offering help to Beckham

Indo-Asian News Service

New York, December 19 2006

Katie Holmes, superstar Tom Cruise's wife, is exerting her influence in Hollywood to help best friend Victoria Beckham make it big in filmdom.

Homes is trying to set up a meeting between the former Spice Girl and two time Oscar winning director Steven Spielberg. The meeting is to take place at Holmes' 28th birthday party.

Hollywood.com quoted a close friend of Holmes as saying: "Katie thinks Victoria has a real future as an actress but she wants her to start at the top. She's anxious to introduce her to every major power player in town. She and Tom may not have the power to create a new star by themselves but they know who does."

AND


You *go* Kylie!!! Scientology make give you fertility, make you skinny and get you off Prozec - but it wont sell perfume!!! Possibly because it's so filled to the brim with......

Kylie's New Fragrance Outsells Victoria Beckham's
(Femalefirst.co.uk)
Updated: 2006-12-20 15:06

Kylie Minogue's new fragrance is outselling Victoria Beckham's.

The Pop Princess released her new scent called 'Darling' and it has already taken the no. 1 spot.

The high street chain Superdrug said that Beckham's 'Intimately Her' fragrance came in at second place.

Other celebrity fragrances in the top ten include: Jade Goody, Calum Best, J-Lo and Naomi Campbell.

Fragrance buyer for Superdrug Tim Hughes said the trend for celebrity fragrances has seen the market grow significantly over the last few years.

He told the Metro:"'Five years ago fragrances were all about big beauty houses such as Chanel.

The only celebrity fragrances were rather naff but J-Lo changed all that with the launch of her first fragrance."

 

[Beth76]

Is that a bit redundant?

So true, but what's funny is they believe it's real yet they're calling it sci-fi. And they want us to take them seriously? It's amazing how idiotic these people are.

 

[CathrynRose]

YAY!! new pictures!

 

[MommyPoppins]

Quote:
Holmes offering help to Beckham

Indo-Asian News Service

New York, December 19 2006

Katie Holmes, superstar Tom Cruise's wife, is exerting her influence in Hollywood to help best friend Victoria Beckham make it big in filmdom.

Homes is trying to set up a meeting between the former Spice Girl and two time Oscar winning director Steven Spielberg. The meeting is to take place at Holmes' 28th birthday party.

Hollywood.com quoted a close friend of Holmes as saying: "Katie thinks Victoria has a real future as an actress but she wants her to start at the top. She's anxious to introduce her to every major power player in town. She and Tom may not have the power to create a new star by themselves but they know who does."

When is Katie going to realize she has no influence and she's a nobody? The only reason ANYONE knows who she is, is because she married TC! Dawsons creek was a million years ago. Who even remembers it. Since then she hasn't done anything really great! Did anyone see that movie she was in years ago? I can't remember the name, but it SUCKED! Poor girl. Does she even realize the world is laughing?

 

[CathrynRose]

Did anyone see that movie she was in years ago? I can't remember the name, but it SUCKED! Poor girl. Does she even realize the world is laughing?

The one where she was the president's daughter? Yeah - it was pretty sad.


I think part of the reason she bought into this contract - errr, I mean MARRIAGE is thinking she would suddenly have some clought.

It's so weird. SO SERIOUSLY WEIRD.

BTW - That above bag/purse she's got in that picture with Suri? I am LOVING IT! I think I'd consider joining Scientology & kissing TC for 3 minutes after am alleged faux-wedding with the Tom-ster for THAT purse!!!

 

[MommyPoppins]

The one where she was the president's daughter? Yeah - it was pretty sad.


I think part of the reason she bought into this contract - errr, I mean MARRIAGE is thinking she would suddenly have some clought.

It's so weird. SO SERIOUSLY WEIRD.

No, not that one. I forgot about that one. Don't think I even saw it. The one I mean was a dark movie. Like seriously, the whole movie was dark as night. Her boyfriend was stalking her, or something. I think in the end she was just psycho.