Oh Lord, help me!

[hrh_disney_queen]

I was on the CB a couple of days ago asking how folks cooked their Boston butt roasts..(title-How do you cook your butt?)..immature, yes..Anyway, I decided to follow a recipe to bake it, I marinated it overnight in a rub, and baked it for 6 hours today. To tell you the truth, it didn't turn out as wonderful as I thought. The rub tasted funny to me, and it wasn't that falling apart tender I like. So, we are casual tonight..I tell DH he can eat, I have pulled the meat from the bone and put it in a big bowl on the counter. He gets a plate, and goes in to watch TV to eat, while the boys and I are trying to figure out something on the Wii. The boys and I finally go downstairs for dinner, and the bowl is on the counter - EMPTY. About 3-1/2 pounds of meat...gone. So I go in to DH and ask him if by any chance he has put it away. "NO". Guess where the 3 pounds of meat has disappeared? Take a look at the sweet face in my sig. Only she is not so sweet anymore, she weighs about 55 pounds at 7 months..and is about 4 feet tall standing on her back legs.


I told DH that under no uncertain terms was I cleaning up any dog**** for the next 24 hours. I think I deserve that much, he left the bowl where she could reach it, and the boys and I had jelly sandwiches and soup for dinner. I am just waiting for the explosion that is certain to come..

How long do you think I have?

 

[Bluestars]

I guess the only good news is it didn't come out as good as you thought. Your dog sure liked it though.

I don't know how long you have until the explosion. Maybe you should go take a nice bubble bath and then lock yourself in your room.

 

[LaraK]

I'm thinking her butt is going to be cooking soon.

So will the husband be joining her in the doghouse?

 

[hrh_disney_queen]

I'm thinking her butt is going to be cooking soon.

So will the husband be joining her in the doghouse?

Hey, you're medical...how long does it take something like that to go through? I want to know when to take that aforementioned bubble bath.

Zoey doesn't have a dog house, but she does have a crate. If DH could fit into it, he'd be sleeping there tonight. Except I want him to be immediately available in case of ...you know....

 

[LaraK]

I deal in human hinies, not doggie butts spewing butt.

 

[chell]

Poor doggie. She is going to be a mess. Sorry I have no idea on how long it should take.

About the butt, I always cook mine in the crockpot and they are perfect.

 

[DVC Sadie]

Oh, Lordy, it's going to be a long night in your house. I feel so sorry for both you and your dog.

After the explosion starts, and if it is really loose you might want to give her a Imodium chewable tablet or a Pepto Bismol tablet. It does work on dogs.

 

[wvdisluv2]

Oh my...just a guess (from past experience~that we will not speak of.... ) I'd say you have about 4-6 hours....before your DH is on clean-up duty

 

[LUVMYTINK]

I say about 5 minutes after the "silent but deadlies" start and I talking about ones that are worst than the normal "deadlies" are.

 

[flying_babyb]

If its loose your hubby could put doggy in the bathtub, wash it right down...... Ewww that even sounds gross.

 

[Piecey]

I'm guessing with the size of her doggie, he would never stay in the tub. I know mine wouldn't and he's teeny.

It takes Rink about an hour for the gas to start and then about two hours before he's pawing at the door with this pleading look in his eye.

(We had issues with DH putting his lunchbox where the doggie could get it.. and Rink had a few extra meals that way.)

 

[hrh_disney_queen]

I deal in human hinies, not doggie butts spewing butt.

you are just too much. OK, thanks y'all..I'm heading for the hills!!!

 

[LaraK]

Just wondering how your night went.

 

[hrh_disney_queen]

Just wondering how your night went.

HI! We survived the night with a few loose ones in the yard. Overnight..no surprises on the floor in the morning..Buttttttt..(there's that word again .) This morning DH put her out and she had a normal one. Followed by a loose one. Then while DS10 and I were at his Dr's appointment at 9:30, I got a call from DS9..."Mommy...Zoey has explosive diarrhea and it's all over and on the window!" Err......Hey, DS10, wanna go shopping for about an hour? So we go home, walk in and the place smells...er....well you know. It's all cleaned up, but DH has taken a picture of it on his digital camera..and shows me... I was glad I missed it-it was EVERYWHERE. So Mt. Vesuvius finally erupted!

Annndddd...since DS9 and I didn't get any pork last night, I went out and bought ANOTHER Boston butt, which is in the crock pot now. DH saw it and said, "Oh look Zoey! Another pork roast for you!"


Hopefully this nonsense will be done with by the end of the day. She's not getting any more food today. Stupid dog.

 

[DarthKTrava]

eww.....

 

[mdrob214]

I'm so sorry, HRH, but I cannot help laughing. Believe me, I feel for ya. I've been there. BTW does your dog have long hair? Because my Shelties always require a bath after something like that, thanks to long fur

 

[LaraK]

Yet ANOTHER reason why I don't have animals.