Oh God, I think I am going to puke

[mhopset]

The guy is here replacing our stove top due to a crack in it. He smells so bad I think I am going to puke! plus he is grunting like a big old pig. I swear to God if he falls over dead he will lay there because there is no way I am touching him to try and revive him. Good thing the phone is close to me, I will at least call 911.

 

[The Mystery Machine]

Maybe put a clothespin on your nose, .
He'll be out soon, hang in there!

 

[browneyes]

Here's some smelling salts for both of you, just in case. Good luck!

 

[Krisu]

Is he someone you got on your own or the appliance company? BTW, my stovetop is cracked also but now I'm afraid to have it replaced

 

[SideshowBob]

Reminds SSB of the "Old Norge" repairman on SNL...

 

[WillyJ]

If the guy is an employee of a company you called in, I would definitely let them know in a polite way about his lack of personal hygiene. . .

As far as your comment about letting him lay there if he died, but you would call 911. . that was very touching. . .

 

[Deb in IA]

Make some excuse to "do some work outside".

Now, the worst thing I ever smelled was when I was a med student in the ER and had to lance and drain a big, pus-filled boil on some guy's back . . . must have been about a cup of goo in there . . .

 

[WillyJ]

Thanks for sharing Debbie!!!

 

[Breezy_Carol]

Thanks Deb. I am sitting here eating a cup of yogurt. I was doing ok with this thread until I got to your post. Now I think I may puke along with mhopset.

 

[Pam]

Remind me never to eat lunch and DIS at the same time, especially while reading one of Deb's replies!!
Pam

 

[Deb in IA]

Did I tell you all about the BOWEL RESECTION case we had when I was on my surgical rotation? Gives new meaning to the term "Holy crap!"

Sorry about that yogurt, Carol . . .


I've got a lot more gross stories, if you are interested . . . (like the time I fished out a cockroach from a kid's ear . . .)

 

[newmousecateer]

Oh Deb

I think half the people here just turned a beautiful shade of lime green!

ROFLMAO

 

[CookieGVB]

Deb, I'm laughing, but my stomach just did a somersault or two!! Ewwwww.

Great thread for the people on diets to read, anyway!

 

[mrsapalm]

Anyone for a collective CB hurl? Sick, sick, sick.... wait... that's another thread.
-MrsAPalm

 

[PhotobearSam]

eeeeewwwwwwwww!

I going to log off now and throw out all my yougurt. I will never be able to eat it again thanks to this thread.

You guys are really SICK!

 

[dianeschlicht]

LOL! Was that lime green yogurt? Oh, or maybe the pus was lime green!

 

[RNMOM]

BWAAAAAAAAHHHHHH. ROFLMBO....

You non medical types are such WIMPS! Deb, we need to go to lunch and share some stories!

 

[Galahad]

During DW's 3rd or 4th year of med school she was on an ONC rotation. It was dinner time. I had just put big old plates of spaghetti and meatballs in front of our two sons. DW sits down, all excited. She couldn't wait to tell us all about the "cool" tumor she helped take out that day. "I mean, it was the size of a soft ball, etc. etc.". I think that's why our kids are light eaters to this day.