Official~The Bachelor Pad 8-9-10

[Kurby]

eeeeewwwwweeeee

what a skanky comp

that was just nasty but i'm glad to see Payton won and not some ..... who thinks kissing is a contact water sport

 

[of the seas]

I am really sick of all the crying! Especially Gia.

 

[Robinrs]

This show reminds me of Survivor. They spend have of the show on competitions, CONCENTRATE on the ones who are obviously leaving, then spend the next half trying to confuse the audience that someone else MIGHT leave...

I'm glad Gia's gone, her whimpering about the boyfriend is obviously for his forgiveness when she gets back!

And will someone PLEASE tell the cameraman NO MORE CLOSEUPS on Elizabeth!!!! She looks burnt...

 

[GJM]

Robinrs - Love the "Free Elka" picture! That was so funny!

What guy was let go - I missed the ending

 

[Kurby]

the weatherman

 

[happybratpack]

I'm going to have to agree with Wes and the germa-phobe thing, I wouldn't have wanted to be at the end of that line.

 

[Robinrs]

Robinrs - Love the "Free Elka" picture! That was so funny!

What guy was let go - I missed the ending

Love Elka AND Betty!! You gotta LOVE an 88yo woman at the top of her game!!

 

[Robinrs]

I'm going to have to agree with Wes and the germa-phobe thing, I wouldn't have wanted to be at the end of that line.

I wouldn't want to be at the BEGINNING with people like Natalie and Elizabeth on the line...

Even though it looked directed, the scene with Kiptyn and Tenley was right ON!

 

[Jeafl]

This show is really bringing out a lot of true colors. People I used to like and think were pretty nice are turning out to be skanks.

I think what Natalie meant to say was that she would sleep with every guy in the house for $20, not kiss every guy for $20. All I could think about is what her family and friends think of her now.

 

[happygirl]

The kissing game was GROSS~~~~ I'm have gained lots of respect for Ashley for not doing it. I was really shocked to see Tenley go ahead and do it. She made such a big deal on her season with Jake about kissing.

 

[Jeafl]

The kissing game was GROSS~~~~ I'm have gained lots of respect for Ashley for not doing it. I was really shocked to see Tenley go ahead and do it. She made such a big deal on her season with Jake about kissing.

I agree with you about Ashley, but I also wondered what her students thought when she dressed up in the super short and tight flight attendant outfit and told Jake "come fly with me".

 

[emer95]

I agree with you about Ashley, but I also wondered what her students thought when she dressed up in the super short and tight flight attendant outfit and told Jake "come fly with me".

Yep. I have to think the very best way for Ashley to gain/keep the respect of her high school students would be to not go on reality TV at all!

I am so over Elizabeth. She is openly mean to people (especially Weatherman) and all of her posing, smirking, mean smiling is getting old. I'll bet people who know her in real life can't stand her. And what happened to her face? Is it sun damage, at her age? SPF, Elizabeth!! You know those cameras that reveal the years of sun damage, like Dr. Oz would show? She looks like she's walking around with one of those permanently over her face.

 

[happybratpack]

I am so over Elizabeth. She is openly mean to people (especially Weatherman) and all of her posing, smirking, mean smiling is getting old. I'll bet people who know her in real life can't stand her. And what happened to her face? Is it sun damage, at her age? SPF, Elizabeth!! You know those cameras that reveal the years of sun damage, like Dr. Oz would show? She looks like she's walking around with one of those permanently over her face.

ITA! She looks so much older than her age. She's going to end up looking like Magda from Something About Mary!!

She comes off as totally psycho. Sometimes I think Kovaks is scared of her, like she'll do things while he sleeps if he doesn't go along with what she says.

 

[Robinrs]

Found this on ABC.com discussion boards

BACHELOR PAD UPDATE 2015

After Bachelor Pad, Dave and Kovacs both become construction workers. ...but they get fired because they are too much of a liability to work above the 2nd floor of a building. They both then go work at 24 Hour Fitness. Dave gets fired after complaints of sexual harrassment and now works at Chippendales.

Tenley does some voice acting for Disney cartoons. They see that the advantage is you get a grown women to play the voice of a 7 year old girl. However Disney soon realizes their mistake when they realize the 7 year old girl won't break into tears every 19 minutes.

Natalie becomes a stripper....and now lives in a trailer with 5 kids. Everyone is shocked as noone could ever see this coming.

Jessie is imprisoned somewhere in Siberia....as she attempted to become a spy for the CIA...but turned out to be the worst double spy in the history of spying.

Noone knows where Craig and Elizabeth are...but rumor is both are now bald due to excessive use of hair dyes and glues. There are also rumors of a bald woman wearing sunglasses lurking in the shadows of the 24 Hour Fitness that Kovacs works at.

Wes also now works for the CIA and has won several awards of honor. Wes has extracted great amounts of crucial information from spies and Al Queda terrorists by sitting them down in a room and singing "Love Don't Come Easy" over and over and over again. However just recently the U.N. has stepped in and deemed the "Love Don't Come Easy" tactics as a violation of the Geneva Convention and international law and just plain unhumanitarian.

Weatherman gets a modeling offer from Speedo shortly after Bachelor Pad and speedo sales boom as guys with tiny packages are now willing to wear Speedos just like the Weatherman. Unfortunately, Speedos becomes common enough so that the "bigger" guys start wearing them....forcing the "smaller" guys to revert back to their extra-medium board shorts. Weatherman then loses his job but becomes a professional horse racing jockey. Also, does some professional limbo dancing on the side.

(Btw, somewhere in the world Ed from Julian's season is angry that Weatherman's speedos caught on while his puke green mankini shorts were only mocked by the masses.)

Gwen becomes the most successful poker player in history. Her super bland personality and having her entire face injected with maximum-strength botox makes it impossible for other poker players to get a read on her. (On a side note...interestingly, 5 years from now she lists her age on all forms and documents as ??+5.)

 

[Jeafl]

Robin--that is HILARIOUS! And probably pretty close to the truth!

 

[SM81206]

I thought the kissing game was GROSS and its like hello are we all 13? who wants to get sloppy seconds??? the whole thing was weird, i want real competition. i do gotta give it up to peyton i'm really glad she won and it wasnt the crazy girls being all aggressive that won

 

[Kirby]

Chris' blog:

They say that love…. We’ll continue that song in just a bit. Let’s begin this week with a kiss. Who knew a simple little kissing contest would tear the world apart like it did in the house this week. Ashley is a high school teacher and felt like she would be compromising her values and letting her students down by taking part, so she pulled out of the competition. I have to go with my original feeling about it that day and say I respect the move. She felt like a hypocrite and I respect anybody for standing up for what they believe. As for Gia, I wasn’t so sure. She had already competed in over half the competition, so I’m not sure why she decided to step away when she did. I know she was struggling with it and got emotional, but I was a little surprised when she walked away. I think it’s pretty safe to say her heart wasn’t in it and she had no chance of winning, but seeing as how she got sent home it essentially cost her a quarter of a million dollars. I was also surprised at how serious the lip-locking got. As Elizabeth so eloquently said, “I got tongue from most of the guys.” Elizabeth and Natalie were easily the most aggressive during the contest. We gave them a rough seven-second count to kiss each guy, and most of the time I had to tell Natalie and Elizabeth that their time was up. Oddly enough the guys didn’t like the rough stuff. They went with the softer, gentler Peyton. As for the girls they picked David. David took Nikki, Krisily and Natalie to Vegas. They spent some time at the Bare pool at the Mirage. Natalie did bare it and surprise, surprise she got the rose. I’m not saying guys are easy to figure out, but it’s not exactly algebra is it? (If you’re really good at algebra then insert something you’re not good at here.) It’s smart of Natalie and David to keep their relationship on the down low. Considering the trouble Kovacs and Kiptyn are in, this seems like a good play.

Peyton’s date was much more interesting because we haven’t heard or seen much of her up to this point. After last week’s disaster where the outsiders’ plan fell apart, Peyton wisely decided to take matters into her own hands and get on a winning team. She was not only able to switch sides and become an insider, but she also found herself in the middle of a relationship with Jesse B. It will be interesting to see how this relationship flourishes as the show continues. The fantasy suite that Peyton and Jesse B. stayed in was the master bedroom in the house. We’ve kept it locked up to this point so nobody had gone inside yet. During taping of The Bachelor, this is one of the rooms where all the girls stay. Easily the most talked about thing this week is Gia and Wes. I absolutely love that Wes whipped out the guitar and serenaded Gia with our favorite song. Even better was Gia who said she doesn’t remember hearing a song where she listened to the lyrics like this one. Apparently she didn’t watch Jillian’s season of The Bachelorette. I recall hearing it a couple of times back then. Just when we all thought that it couldn’t get any better, Gia gave us the line that will go down in Bachelor Pad history, calling Wes a “modern day Shakespeare, but better and cuter.” First of all, Will was a damn fine lookin’ man and could turn a phrase with the best of them, but in all fairness to Wes, Shakespeare is nothing in Chihuahua, Mexico. Wes obviously fell head over heels in love with Gia, and he did everything he could to tear the alliances in the house apart and keep Gia around. Alas, in the end it wasn’t enough, and now Wes has to watch his back as he burned some bridges trying to keep her around. Funny what love can do to a guy. “They say that love don’t come easy”—truer words have never been sung!

I want to thank you all very much for watching Bachelor Pad, and I also hope you’ll join me at the Emmys this Sunday, August 29. I’ll be talking to all of your favorite TV stars as I host the Emmy red carpet show live at 3 p.m. PT/6p.m. ET on TV Guide Network. If you promise to watch, I promise not to wear a checkered shirt with a lavender tie! As always, please leave your comments below, and you can always find me on twitter @chrisbharrison or on Facebook.

 

[mommy2allyandaveri]

Call me cray, I think Wes is sincere with Gia.

Elizabeth is PSYCHO!!

I can not stand Tenley. I really liked her on Jake's season but on this show she's driving me nuts. Did I miss the part when she and Kipton got together as a couple? She acts like he is hers and he just doesn't really want any part of it.

 

[Princess Row]

I have to laugh reading peoples comments!

The kissing game......was absolutely nasty. I do give those credit who didnt go all out on the kissing.

Tenley....I LOVED on Jakes season....on here she just turns and twirls all over. Yes thank you we all know your a dancer, you dont need to do pirrouttes in the middle of the floor.

Poor Gia :[ I really do like her.
Elizabeth......do i need to say more?! Please just send her home!!
Natalie.....disgusts me.

The drama makes me laugh though. Over all im enjoying the season.
Has anyone been on
realitysteve.com?
Go check it out! But there is spoilers! But he has some amazing jokes on his website and some (innapropriate) names for some of the people on the show, but they do give you a good laugh.
Cant wait for next week!

 

[minniebeth]

No comments on last night's show?

I love the way Peyton rejected Jesse's Fantasy Suite invite...
I really like Tenley and Kiptyn together

It will be interesting to see which girls go home next week!