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[julia & nicks mom]

i just read this on spoiler fix

Tom's big secret: Don't worry, I won't spoil it for you, but I will give you a hint: The original plan, assuming they go through with it, is something so jaw-droppingly major, you will soil yourself. It plays into the fact that he's never home, and it's far more troublesome and life-altering than a simple affair. And again, Tom is not gay


any ideas? I am thinking he is leading a double life!!

 

[bubba's mom]

It plays into the fact that he's never home, and it's far more troublesome and life-altering than a simple affair.
any ideas? I am thinking he is leading a double life!!

I'm am having to agree with you! He has another family somewhere....it happens! Something MORE than a simple affair......why else would he never be home??? SO much time away would make sense!! Boy, Lynette is gonna freak when this comes about!!!! ...and, it would explain why he is just a "guest star" and not a CM!!!! Either this theory....or, he killed someone too!

 

[kbkids]

Ooo!! - How about he is living a secret life away with the girl Mike is looking for?

 

[bubba's mom]

Ooo!! - How about he is living a secret life away with the girl Mike is looking for?

that is always a possibility too....that would make sense...especially if she doesn't want to be found.....possible, but i like the other theory too!! i was reading spoiler fix too. seems someone on Wisteria Ln. is gay....just isn't Tom. Any guesses??? My guess is: Carlos! He's never home (to avoid sex w/ Gaby) and she's not getting the love and attention she wants..... So.....who do YOU think is the gay resident??????

 

[BethanyF]

seems someone on Wisteria Ln. is gay....just isn't Tom.

I bet it will be one of the teenagers. Bree's kids or Julie or Zach.

 

[jackskellingtonsgirl]

So you all are thinking that the girl Mike is searching for is the dead one in the toy box? And that Dana was her baby? Interesting. So where do you think Dana went? She would be what, about 12?

I think REX is the gay one.

I don't know what to think about Zack. He is scary, and so is Paul!

I'm also not sure what to think about Tom. He obviously has some secret that is about to come out. Never knew he wasn't listed as a regular on the show. Hmm.

I LOVE this show. DH says he doesn't like it, and he usually goes to watch TV in the bedroom when it is on. BUT if I go in the bedroom to get something while a commercial is on half the time he is watching it in there! LOL

 

[angel*lady]

that is always a possibility too....that would make sense...especially if she doesn't want to be found.....possible, but i like the other theory too!! i was reading spoiler fix too. seems someone on Wisteria Ln. is gay....just isn't Tom. Any guesses??? My guess is: Carlos! He's never home (to avoid sex w/ Gaby) and she's not getting the love and attention she wants..... So.....who do YOU think is the gay resident??????

That is certainly an interesting idea - Tom with a secret life with the girl that Mike is looking for. Hmmm .... That of course would take us back to the question - then whose bones were in the trunk and what about Dana? I am still leaning toward the theory that the bones in the box are of the girl that Mike is looking for and that Dana is really Zach and that Mike and the missing woman are the biological parents. I do believe that Tom has a secret life - not sure if we have been "introduced" to her yet. Would be funny if the other family is the exact opposite of Lynette - totally in control, well behaved kids, gorgeous, sexy etc. Wouldn't that push Lynette right over the edge!? As far as the gay resident - Carlos would get my vote. I think that Rex is kinky but not gay. They rest of them seem to be quite straight but we don't really know that much about Carlos.
Oh, I can't wait till the next new episode!!!!! Don't forget tomorrow morning they are starting the DH reports on Good Morning America.

 

[bubba's mom]

I think that Rex is kinky but not gay.

I agree....he had an affair with another woman.....he could have easily had it with another man instead (if he were gay....."not that there's anything wrong with that" )

 

[bubba's mom]

So you all are thinking that the girl Mike is searching for is the dead one in the toy box? And that Dana was her baby? Interesting. So where do you think Dana went? She would be what, about 12?

sorry...forgot ........ we all think Zach is Dana......read back!

 

[MB MinnieGirl]

Anyone watching Oprah? It's all about Deaperate Housevives!
Quick - get your fix!!!

 

[jackskellingtonsgirl]

OK. So you think Zack IS Dana? And what did they "do" to the baby? Change it from a girl to a boy?

I don't know if I buy into that or not. Of course nothing is ever the way it seems in that show. I was sure the remains in the toy box were going to be a child's, but they said an adult female. And the police went to the man who made the toy box to try to trace it, but he said there were too many to trace. It was then that the police said they were trying to figure out who the girl in the box was. Did they say she was murdered? I don't recall.

So Paul put the jewelry he took off of Mrs. Huber in Mike's garage. Is Paul going to tip off the police to look at Mike? I wonder if the sister is going to use the journals to blackmail people? So many possibilities!

What about George, the pharmacist? Is he going to poison Rex and stalk Bree? Will Gaby get pregnant since Carlos messed with her birth control pills? Will it be his baby or John's? Will Juanita come out of the coma? Maybe Carlos will go to prison and Gaby will have to take care of her MIL. YIKES!

Will Julie run away to be with Zack? Do you think Paul is really scared of Zack? I did think Zack was abusing Paul, but they never said for sure! Interesting.

 

[Disney_1derland]

OK. So you think Zack IS Dana? And what did they "do" to the baby? Change it from a girl to a boy?

Dana is technically a unisex name. It used to be exclusively a male name but over the years has become more and more used for females. Most people do not realize it is a unisex or male name. The baby blanket was green, a unisex color. I don't think they did anything to the baby. I think they killed the babies mother and he wasn't really a baby at the time at all, just referred to as 'the baby'. He was a toddler/preschooler when all of this happened and that is why the memories are sketchy. In his mind he saw baby things like the blanket and the toy box so he has assumed there was a baby.

 

[angel*lady]

Anyone watching Oprah? It's all about Deaperate Housevives!
Quick - get your fix!!!

Darn! I forgot to set my VCR to record it!!! Was it any good? I saw on GMA this morning that they were doing something where Oprah is one of the housewives on Wisteria Lane.

 

[bubba's mom]

....... Oprah is one of the housewives on Wisteria Lane.

I saw it!! it was pretty good....they took old DH footage and edited Oprah into it. she ran a big corporation in the city and was moving to the burbs to get away from it all. the wives came and intro'ed themselves to her. then later, she went looking to borrow a cup of sugar--hence the old footage: lynette screaming at the boys outside, susan laying naked in the bushes, edie squeezing a soapy sponge from washing her car on herself, the pharmacist on crutches outside of Bree's home, etc.... and then Oprah got the note!! the same note MA got....that was funny! (she even saw paul burying mrs huber!!!) hahaha....... it was a quirky, funny little skit that sent her running back to the city! I especially got a laugh from Oprah saying (to her onscreen DH), "I want to know why there are all skinny, beautiful wives on this street? None of them are fat!!"....now that was funny!! (good point too, huh?)

 

[bubie2.5]

I bet it will be one of the teenagers. Bree's kids or Julie or Zach.

I just read that it's...


























...Andrew (Bree's son).

 

[bubba's mom]

Now I'm disappointed...... I think they could have done better than that! BUT---what a story for perfect little Bree and her family......uh-oh, not so perfect, huh Bree??

 

[stinkerbelle]

Haven't read all the pages here...but I just found out what Lynnette's Husband's secret is.

It's spoiled on Watch with Kristen...in her transcript from this week. AMAZING....(and I totally called it!)

 

[Disney_1derland]

Haven't read all the pages here...but I just found out what Lynnette's Husband's secret is.

It's spoiled on Watch with Kristen...in her transcript from this week. AMAZING....(and I totally called it!)

Can you post the link or pm me?? I'd like to read it!

 

[stinkerbelle]

Can you post the link or pm me?? I'd like to read it!

here you go....almost at the bottom:
http://www.eonline.com/Gossip/Kristin/Trans/Archive2005/050207c.html

highlight here if you want to read it and not go to eonline...

From jayjacobs04: I think I figured out Tom's secret on Desperate Housewives--he has a second [----]!

Jay, you're one smart cookie. I took out the rest of your Q because you're dead-on. For the rest of you, here's a hint: This man is double trouble.

 

[bubba's mom]

Haven't read all the pages here...but I just found out what Lynnette's Husband's secret is.

It's spoiled on Watch with Kristen...in her transcript from this week. AMAZING....(and I totally called it!)

yeah, I'd like to know too.....or type it in white so we can hilite it to read...as to not spoil for those who don't want to know. we think he has another family somewhere....