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["Got Disney"]

This is a scarry neighborhood...they are all wacko. And susans husband Mike has always given me the creeps. I love the Bree and the new womans connection, They are 2 peas in a pod.

Brees Husband fits in that neighbor hood also because he is wackey also Think it should be called Wackey lane instead of Risteria lane.

Love this show. It makes me laugh.

Dh says "Gee you dont see woman that look like that walking around in our neighborhood" that was when susan ran out with her shirt open. And well Edie and Gaby ...well you know what I mean.

We need a hottie come on the show. Hot guy moving in the neighborhood and single. Making the woman on Risteria lane to fall all over each other to look at him. Wouldnt hurt my eyes either.

 

[bicker]

I always wondered what they looked like, not being a flower guy as it were...


Wisteria

 

[KrnB]

Yeah -- I'm loving the battle of the Martha Stewart clones!!!!! I wonder how long it'll be before it come to fists aflying!

Yeah, talk about a good cat fight!

I think that the new neighbor killed her husband, stopping him from doing something to her daughter, either physical or sexual. Then they quickly moved away.

I dont' get why she 'had to come back' or how it's the new husband's fault that they had to come back?? Maybe his new job? Or something other reason.

I agree - I think her first husband was doing something to her or her daughter, and she had to put a stop to it. I too am curious why they had to come back though, that seems odd - other than they had to bring the storyline in somehow.

I do not think that Carlos is going to have Edie "offed" - I am wondering if that is a pay off and the other guy is going to convince her to leave??

DH and I don't think Carlos is paying the guy to off Edie either. That just seems to obvious. I'm thinking the offshore account is going to disappear though, and then she won't have anything to prove it. It was pretty dumb of him to leave that information unprotected.

 

[MELSMICE]

Just watched Sunday's episode last night after getting home from a week in WDW!

Loved the episode. Even DH watches it & while he calls is "such a chick show" he sits there & laughs with myself & our 3 DD's. I'm sure he absolutely loved the scene with Susan in the "stripper" outfit. He was glued to the TV at that point!

 

[Captain Brain]

Insane Bree is funny to watch. All of that over a pie, but at least now she can blame it on the pregnancy.

Susan and Mike are okay...

I don't want Edie to die, she is hilarious! I hope that that guy that Carlos paid has something else in mind, but I won't keep my hopes up.

Gaby's story was sad.

No comment on Lynette this week...

I wonder what really happened with Dylan...So far I'm loving that storyline.

 

[Captain Brain]

Well that was a very funny (Lynette Drugged) and at the end very sad....

So...The Baby....What did the husband/father do? I'm running on very few hours of sleep, so I'm probably not getting it right now...

And the best line of the episode: Hang 'Em High has three syllables!!

 

[tink2020]

We're watching now, and I literally choked on my diet coke (honestly!) when Lynette busted into the charades party

 

[solferino]

Was that a hole in the floor in the spare room at the Mayfairs from a bullet? It was hard to tell because she was touching it. It seemed big but I know sometimes there can be a bigger hole on the exit side.

 

[peacelovemickey]

We're watching now, and I literally choked on my diet coke (honestly!) when Lynette busted into the charades party

Me too! DH and I laughed so hard we woke up DD 3 rooms away! "That's me the ninja!"

 

[Mady/Sophiemom]

Was that a hole in the floor in the spare room at the Mayfairs from a bullet? It was hard to tell because she was touching it. It seemed big but I know sometimes there can be a bigger hole on the exit side.

I thought it looked like a chop mark, from an ax.

Good show, I thought. Poor Susan at the gyno--
Best line "I don't know, I just come here to buy clean urine"

 

[RUDisney]

Regardless of how the gouge got into the hardwood floor, why, in a neighborhood like theirs, where people take care of their properties, would subsequent owners not have fixed the floor? I can see the original family covering it with a rug, but other familes who live there? This is how this show bugs me sometimes.

So, any guesses that "Bree" will lose the baby?

Victor's comments to Carols sure muddy the water, don't they?

I can't wait to see what the CPA comes up with against Edie!

 

[solferino]

Speculating, but what happens when Bree winds up pregnant for real?

 

[MamaLema]

loved last night's episode

For a minute there, I thought Bree was going to tell Susan her secret when they were talking on the step, and the new neighbor would somehow overhear, but no, it didn't happen.

So glad Carlos isn't hiring a hit man after all. It seemed so unlike him, especially since he bonded so much with Edie's son. I just didn't think he would kill his mother. They did have me going there for a minute, though.

Poor Carlos, but at the same time it makes for a very interesting story line.

 

[Captain Brain]

I was so sure that Carlos had hired a hit man....I wanted to see Carlos end up back in jail.

"I'm the ninja! Hiyaah!"

 

[Mady/Sophiemom]

I can't wait to see what the CPA comes up with against Edie!

What could he come up with on Edie. I thought he was tricking Carlos, to come up w/ the stuff, on him. Trying to trip him up, or something

 

["Got Disney"]

So Carlos better watch out for his beloveds second hubby. Victor talking about paying people to take care of anyone that screws with his wife

Victor reminds me of Mafia and he is such a womanizer cant believe she puts up with him...he is soooo boring

Edie is a nasty person.

Susan was funny sitting in the OB's office. Cant believe she did not turn around and run.

Gotta love those brownies....Did her sons share them with her? That was the impression I got because they were all laughing at Sponge bob. Although he makes me laugh anyway.... what...

Last night was an okay show but nothing great for me. Couple sad moments though and they touched me.

Still don't like Mike...he is sooooo creepy to me

I love Bree's husband. They are so good with each other and they cover each others back....

 

[cruiserkaren]

What could he come up with on Edie. I thought he was tricking Carlos, to come up w/ the stuff, on him. Trying to trip him up, or something

I thought the CPA was trying to move Carlos 10 million dollar account around or something like that so that Edie wouldn't have it to blackmail him with.


I LOVE this show!

 

["Got Disney"]

I thought the CPA was trying to move Carlos 10 million dollar account around or something like that so that Edie wouldn't have it to blackmail him with.


I LOVE this show!

Thats the take I got on it also...that the CPA is also crooked and he was paid off to do something underhanded with the money so Edie cant find it or anyone that looks for it if she tells the cops or who ever.

 

[RUDisney]

[QUOTE="Got Disney";21319711]Thats the take I got on it also...that the CPA is also crooked and he was paid off to do something underhanded with the money so Edie cant find it or anyone that looks for it if she tells the cops or who ever.[/QUOTE]
Gosh, I hadn't even considered that. Goofy me!

My DH had a client years ago that came home while his wife was in bed with their contractor. He didn't let them know he was there and over the next year he and his CPA firm moved all of his money and businesses from his name into shell names. When this was done, he told his wife that he wanted a divorce because of what he saw. She told him that it was fine with her because she'd get half of everything he had. He told her, "honey, I don't own anything."

She got nothing, though he's always taken care of his kids.

 

[Beth76]

So, any guesses that "Bree" will lose the baby?

Do you think that the baby will die or that Danielle will fight to keep it herself? It sounded like at the end that the baby will be ok. I can't imagine they would give us that bit and then end up having something happen anyway.

[QUOTE="Got Disney";21318947]

Still don't like Mike...he is sooooo creepy to me

I love Bree's husband. They are so good with each other and they cover each others back....[/QUOTE]
I've never really been bothered by Mike until last week when he totally butted in between Susan and Julie when she wanted to go to the party. I thought he completely overstepped his bounds as brand new step parent.

And I LOVE Orson! I hope they have no plans to get rid of him anytime soon.