Official Desperate Housewives thread. Perfection not required. Mistakes welcome.

[KrnB]

Anyone else notice
Orson has a definite thing for Red Heads!

Yep, I think that's what the idea is, to point out his taste in women - longer-haired redheads, although he got himself a feisty one in Bree. The look on his face after Carolyn (aka, Laurie Metcalf, I finally had to look up her character name on IMDB) gave her not-so-sincere apology was classic.

 

[Albertan mom]

In light of all the spelling issues we have had on this thread, I just *had* to post this....

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Cna yuo raed tihs? Olny 55 plepoe can.

i cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was
rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid, aoccdrnig to a
rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it dseno't mtaetr in waht oerdr the
ltteres in a wrod are, the olny iproamtnt tihng is taht the frsit and
lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you
can sitll raed it whotuit a pboerlm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos
not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Azanmig huh?
yaeh and I awlyas tghuhot slpeling was ipmorantt! if you can raed tihs
yor are bllianrit!!

 

[chasbos]

I always knew I was bllianrit!!

Thanks for confirming it Albertan mom.

 

[bubba's mom]

Anyone think maybe wacko Nora is the one with the gun this week?? After her failed attempt to "replace" Lynette and the "gracious warning" Lynette gave her?? She's crazy enuf to do it......

 

[chasbos]

I saw on previews from last night that it is the lady who tried to stop Bree's wedding - can't remember her name though.

 

[Captain Brain]

Tomorrow should be interesting...with What's-her-face trying to steal Tom, and the entire Orson story....I'm still wondering where Mike comes into play in all this.

 

[SRUAlmn]

Did they say Monique's last name was Lhuillier?

I have been racking my brain all night trying to figure out where I had heard that name before. I'm in the process of planning a wedding, and Monique Lhuillier is a wedding dress designer! So now I don't know if that's the name they said, or if that's what I heard because it was in my brain Does anyone still have it TIVO'd?

 

[ducklite]

I can't wait for tonights episode! My business partner and I have a meeting scheduled for 4:00 pm, I hope I can get rid of him before it comes on! Otherwise we'll have to take a break for an hour and then resume the meeting. I'm sure he'll be thrilled about that!

Anne

 

[bubba's mom]

I saw on previews from last night that it is the lady who tried to stop Bree's wedding - can't remember her name though.

It is!!! I saw on preview this morning that Carolyn (Laurie Metcalf) is the one with the gun, Julie and Austin are in the store and so is Lynette yelling at Nora ( )!! They said ONE OF THE HOUSEWIVES will be shot! No mention of Bree even NEAR the store..... wonder if Carolyn is just "cracking"? You'd think she shoot Orson of all people?? Can't wait for tonite!! (Kind of ashame to wish your only day off "away" just for a one-hour tv show at night! )

 

[MrsKreamer]

It is!!! I saw on preview this morning that Carolyn (Laurie Metcalf) is the one with the gun, Julie and Austin are in the store and so is Lynette yelling at Nora ( )!! They said ONE OF THE HOUSEWIVES will be shot! No mention of Bree even NEAR the store..... wonder if Carolyn is just "cracking"? You'd think she shoot Orson of all people?? Can't wait for tonite!! (Kind of ashame to wish your only day off "away" just for a one-hour tv show at night! )

Answers to your questions...but they might be considered spoilers so highlight***Carolyn wants to kill her husband, who is the store manager/owner/whatever, because she finds out about him cheating. Edie will be at the store, but according to my sources she isn't the one getting shot.***

 

[SRUAlmn]

Did they say Monique's last name was Lhuillier?

I have been racking my brain all night trying to figure out where I had heard that name before. I'm in the process of planning a wedding, and Monique Lhuillier is a wedding dress designer! So now I don't know if that's the name they said, or if that's what I heard because it was in my brain Does anyone still have it TIVO'd?

OK, quoting myself here haha I went back and re-watched it on my DVR (didn't know I had saved it after I watched it last night) and that is the name they say. How strange!

 

[SRUAlmn]

It is!!! I saw on preview this morning that Carolyn (Laurie Metcalf) is the one with the gun, Julie and Austin are in the store and so is Lynette yelling at Nora ( )!! They said ONE OF THE HOUSEWIVES will be shot! No mention of Bree even NEAR the store..... wonder if Carolyn is just "cracking"? You'd think she shoot Orson of all people?? Can't wait for tonite!! (Kind of ashame to wish your only day off "away" just for a one-hour tv show at night! )

The preview also shows Lynette with blood on her. Don't know if that means she was shot, or she was standing near the person who was

 

[KrnB]

The preview also shows Lynette with blood on her. Don't know if that means she was shot, or she was standing near the person who was

I'm guessing that it's Nora. There's not much of a storyline for her now that Lynette kicked down the door and laid down the law about Tom. Lynette and Tom will end up raising the daughter (can't remember her name), which will become a storyline in itself when she revolts against Lynette.

I've got it all planned out...

 

[SRUAlmn]

I'm guessing that it's Nora. There's not much of a storyline for her now that Lynette kicked down the door and laid down the law about Tom. Lynette and Tom will end up raising the daughter (can't remember her name), which will become a storyline in itself when she revolts against Lynette.

I've got it all planned out...

Sounds about right to me !!

PS- Your little ones are ADORABLE!!!

 

[KrnB]

PS- Your little ones are ADORABLE!!!

Thanks! I think so too.

 

[ChristmasElf]

Maybe it's Julie that gets shot along with Lynette. Carolyn will be the shooter, she accidently shoots off the gun and it will hit Lynette and then ricochet off and strike Julie as well.
Now Susan will have to be at the hospital where Ian will come to find out what happened and be busy consoling Susan, where Mike will then take notice and come to see what happened, spot Susan with Ian. This will jog Mikes's memory a bit to where he will see himself with Susan during flashback spurts of his memory. Meantime, Ian will be also in the act vying for Susan's affections while Susan dotes on the shotten Julie.

Lynette will faze in and out of consciousness long enough in the hospital where Nora has to babysit Lynette and Toms kids because Lynette is in the hospital.

Maybe the writers will have Edie upset now that Mike is starting to remember bits and peices of his relationship with Susan-Edie will go after Ian. Sleep with Ian as well as Mike. And she will get Preggers along with Susan and neither woman will know who the father is of their baby.
Wisteria Lane will get renamed Sluteria Lane.

hey. It could happen!

 

[bubba's mom]

Elf~~ you sure you ain't a secret writer for DH??

 

[tink2020]

Elf~~ you sure you ain't a secret writer for DH??

Um.... CLEARLY she's not, or she'd know how to spell Charmay's name correctly

 

[SRUAlmn]

Um.... CLEARLY she's not, or she'd know how to spell Charmay's name correctly

Oh no! Not this again

 

[tink2020]

Oh no! Not this again

Sorry ... I promise I won't drag it out, I just couldn't resist: blush:. What can I say, I"m running on little sleep