Officer, I bent over to tie my shoes...

[The Mayor]

http://www.wftv.com/news/25239132/detail.html


Man Denies Drugs Found In Buttocks Are His
Posted: 10:27 am EDT October 1, 2010
Updated: 10:30 am EDT October 1, 2010

BRADENTON, Fla. -- When sheriff's deputies allegedly discovered a bags of marijuana and cocaine between a man's buttocks, they say he gave a quick explanation.

Manatee County deputies say Raymond Stanley Roberts told them "The white stuff is not mine, but the weed is."

Deputies stopped the 25-year-old Wednesday in Bradenton for speeding. Officers say they smelled marijuana and searched him. That's when they allegedly found a bag of marijuana between Roberts' buttocks.

Officers then discovered another bag in there; the report says it contained 27 pieces of rock cocaine.

The Bradenton Herald reports Roberts was arrested for drug possession and has bonded out of jail. The person who answered Friday at a phone number listed for Roberts said it wasn't his.

 

[kimblebee]

LMAO Oh man that is the funniest thing I have read in a long, long time. I love the title of this thread too!

Maybe it was the guys who asked him to lean over and open his car window just a crack

 

[Deb in IA]

Maybe he was just "holding" it for someone???

 

[MM27]

They were talking about this on the radio this morning on my way to work. The guy said he just sat down on the seat in the car and didn't know how the bag got there, it wasn't his. What was he sitting down naked in the car? And while I've never found myself in this type of predicament, I would assume even two empty baggies would be felt in your bum, no? People are unbelievable.

 

[Micca]

Must have been some of that crack cocaine.

 

[kimblebee]

They were talking about this on the radio this morning on my way to work. The guy said he just sat down on the seat in the car and didn't know how the bag got there, it wasn't his. What was he sitting down naked in the car? And while I've never found myself in this type of predicament, I would assume even two empty baggies would be felt in your bum, no? People are unbelievable.

This line had me literally laughing out loud!