Off-topic randomness - a place to ramble?

[marypops!]

no prizes for guessing what i just had as a snack (actually too big ones)

 

[pumpkinfish]

Totally off topic, but I am still happy dancing regardless .....I just got two 98% in my classes and one of my papers was returned with a recommendation from an appelate court judge to add to my resume Now if only I had gotten this great news while on vacation in Disney, my day would have been perfect

Yay! I have been busy the past day or so and just read this!!! I am so VERY proud of you

 

[pumpkinfish]

For Be and his Deep Thoughts request...

(and yes I REALLY loved Deep Thoughts, even printed out all the pages from online to read them many years ago. I still have it book-marked)...so here are a few that I can post :

*A good way to threaten somebody is to light a stick of dynamite. Then you call the guy and hold the burning fuse up to the phone. "Hear that?" you say. "That's dynamite, baby."

*If I lived back in the wild west days, instead of carrying a six-gun in my holster, I'd carry a soldering iron. That way, if some smart-aleck cowboy said something like "Hey, look. He's carrying a soldering iron!" and started laughing, and everybody else started laughing, I could just say, "That's right, it's a soldering iron. The soldering iron of justice." Then everybody would get real quiet and ashamed, because they had made fun of the soldering iron of justice, and I could probably hit them up for a free drink.

*Dad always thought laughter was the best medicine, which I guess is why several of us died of tuberculosis.

*Maybe in order to understand mankind, we have to look at the word itself: "Mankind". Basically, it's made up of two separate words - "mank" and "ind". What do these words mean ? It's a mystery, and that's why so is mankind.

*Instead of studying for finals, what about just going to the Bahamas and catching some rays? Maybe you'll flunk, but you might have flunked anyway; that's my point.

*Love can sweep you off your feet and carry you along in a way you've never known before. But the ride always ends, and you end up feeling lonely and bitter. Wait. It's not love I'm describing. I'm thinking of a monorail.

There is still my fave I am looking for. Can't seem to find it But hope these gave you all a small laugh like they did me! Even if it was the 10000th time reading them

 

[debbiedoo]

Totally off topic, but I am still happy dancing regardless .....I just got two 98% in my classes and one of my papers was returned with a recommendation from an appelate court judge to add to my resume Now if only I had gotten this great news while on vacation in Disney, my day would have been perfect

woot!!

 

[JeanJoe]

Big, big congratulations to Tishke

And pumpkinfish, thanks for the smiles. It's been YEARS (ears?) since I've seen those, LOL!

 

[Disneyfreak92]

Totally off topic, but I am still happy dancing regardless .....I just got two 98% in my classes and one of my papers was returned with a recommendation from an appelate court judge to add to my resume Now if only I had gotten this great news while on vacation in Disney, my day would have been perfect

Woot! Woot! Go Tishke!


And yes, I do remember Deep Thoughts. I loved it too!

 

[lajones81]

I'm thinking the sun is shining because they are afraid we will trip over benches, curbs, each other if they make it get dark.

LOL!

Sadly, that may be true for me. I fall enough in the daylight as it is!

Totally off topic, but I am still happy dancing regardless .....I just got two 98% in my classes and one of my papers was returned with a recommendation from an appelate court judge to add to my resume Now if only I had gotten this great news while on vacation in Disney, my day would have been perfect

Can I get a woot woot?

Woot woot!

You go girl!

 

[GBShorts]

I have to post this somewhere. I am too in love with it not to!

Monster! Ahh!

Yes, you too can make your own monster while playing VMK in a single day. (I'm so pathetic!)

 

[pumpkinfish]

I have to post this somewhere. I am too in love with it not to!

Monster! Ahh!

Yes, you too can make your own monster while playing VMK in a single day. (I'm so pathetic!)

That has to be one of the cutest things I have ever seen!!! I am so jealous because I am useless with needles and sewing and "that" kind of stuff. But WOW! That is so darn cute!

 

[Tishke]

How about some help with a completely random problem....you are all sworn not to repeat this....but DH is all of a sudden on a Vanilla Ice kick and has been working around the house for the last hour since "Ice, Ice, Baby!"

HELP ME!!!

 

[lajones81]

How about some help with a completely random problem....you are all sworn not to repeat this....but DH is all of a sudden on a Vanilla Ice kick and has been working around the house for the last hour since "Ice, Ice, Baby!"

HELP ME!!!

OK, that was not very nice of me. Here...this should help:

 

[pumpkinfish]

Well DH was over my shoulder just as I was reading this post and he was doing all the laughing for the both of us...


But Tishke, your DH secret is safe with us

 

[Astryd]

How about some help with a completely random problem....you are all sworn not to repeat this....but DH is all of a sudden on a Vanilla Ice kick and has been working around the house for the last hour since "Ice, Ice, Baby!"

HELP ME!!!

I feel your pain. My Dh does similar things too.

 

[JeanJoe]

I have to post this somewhere. I am too in love with it not to!

Monster! Ahh!

Yes, you too can make your own monster while playing VMK in a single day. (I'm so pathetic!)

Must.. not.. let.. DW.. see.. monster bag...

Or DD3yo, for that matter.

Very funny bag though

 

[GBShorts]

Must.. not.. let.. DW.. see.. monster bag...

Or DD3yo, for that matter.

Very funny bag though

I don't think I'm quite up to a repeat of making the bag but I could make them some monster coin purses ! I'm already sending pixiepal and others one. I'd be more than happy to.


**change subject**

VANILLA ICE???

Start singing The Song that Doesn't End at the top of your lungs with your fingers in your ears!

 

[Tishke]

Must.. not.. let.. DW.. see.. monster bag...

Or DD3yo, for that matter.

Very funny bag though

Just think, first they get the new purse....then they will need shoes

 

[Tishke]

Ø 25 things everyone should know:



· If you're too open-minded, your brains will fall out.

· Age is a very high price to pay for maturity.

· Going to church doesn't make you a Christian, any more than standing in a garage makes you a car.

· Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity.

· If you must choose between two evils, pick the one you've never tried before.

· My idea of housework is to sweep the room with a glance.

· Not one shred of evidence supports the notion that life is serious.

· It is easier to get forgiveness than permission.

· For every action, there is an equal and opposite government program.

· If you look like your passport picture, you probably need the trip.

· Bills travel through the mail at twice the speed of checks.

· A conscience is what hurts when all of your other parts feel so good.

· Eat well, stay fit, die anyway.

· Men are from Earth. Women are from Earth. Deal with it.

· No man has ever been shot while doing the dishes.

· A balanced diet is a cookie in each hand.

· Middle age is when broadness of the mind and narrowness of the waist change places.

· Opportunities always look bigger going than coming.

· Junk is something you've kept for years and throw away three weeks before you need it.

· There is always one more imbecile than you counted on.

· Experience is a wonderful thing. It enables you to recognize a mistake when you make it again.

· By the time you can make ends meet, they move the ends.

· Thou shalt not weigh more than thy refrigerator.

· Someone who thinks logically provides a nice contrast to the real world.

· It ain't the jeans that make your behind look big.

 

[JeanJoe]

Start singing The Song that Doesn't End at the top of your lungs with your fingers in your ears!

Are you sure? OK, just for you, then:

It's a world of laughter...

( <smack> <club> OW!!! I'll stop! I promise! )

 

[pumpkinfish]

· It ain't the jeans that make your behind look big.

Thanks for reminding me about this one

 

[lab_girl]

Deep thoughts.........

Had to add.............

Remember this motto to live by: "Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, chocolate in one hand, martini in the other, body thoroughly used up, totally worn out and screaming "WOO HOO what a ride!"