Odd request from neighbor

monkeyboy

<font color=purple>Strangely fascinated by zombies
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No not asking me to close my blinds. :lmao:

If something happens to them he asked me to grab a suitcase from their closet and burn it without opening it. :confused3
 

or something that could blow up
video tapes, pictures - I would burn if they didn't want family to see
 
Totally wear gloves when you go to grab it and burn it. :sick:
 
I'd ask him if his mother is the executor of his estate? (Or one of his kids.) ;)

Five will get you ten there are kinky toys and/or publications in the suitcase.
 
Some ideas...

his porn collection

A suitcase full of ears/toes or other souvenirs from his years as a mass murderer

Proof of his alien abduction

lots and lots of drugs (I suggest standing down wind when burning)

His nazi memorabilia
 
I would bring it to the funeral and open it there.

:rotfl2:

I really think you should distract him somehow and run over there right now and get it! Then sneak it over to your house. As soon as you get inside, close your blinds and set up a web cam so we can watch you open it.

popcorn::

Hurry!
 


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