October 29, 2005 Magic Part 4

[Soccermom-Cheri]

AGGHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
More people getting calls "I faxed in November" "I faxed in September" Yeah, well, I've got a postcard verifying I faxed in early March!!!! What is the point of having an Inventory Control to except requests that will be logged if it's all random bookings?

 

[DisneyDmbNut]

Can't you call inventory control?? Tell them, HEY!!! WHAT THE F&*&%!!!

So..last night, I we are over with our neighbors that moved here in July..Kate has been playing with their daughter but we have never sat and talked with them...so last night, we find out they moved from Fresno, but he worked for Guardian in Kingsburg!! He knew exactly where Creighton Chapel was...isn't that funny!! They are originally from Venezuela..but they were telling us about the fog in Kingsburg...when you all said you had fog..i had no idea how bad it was!! WOW!!

 

[RonnieJo66]

Funny how things work...


Kate plays with this child for awhile and then you discover that they're from our area etc...

...and btw, I've told you about the fog before. Dontcha listen?


Have a nice weekend everyone

 

[DisneyDmbNut]

But I still didn't grasp the concept..we have fog here too..but he was telling us about some huge crash in 2001 that he almost got involved in...that is just CRAZY!!

 

[BeanoC]

he was telling us about some huge crash in 2001

A friend of mine died in that crash. It was, to date, the largest funeral service we've ever had. 1,500 people in attendance.

And on that uplifting note...

I guess I better get ready to email Tom McAlpin if we get snubbed on the Mexico cruises, eh? Gimme my suite, d@mmit!

 

[tinkryansmom]

Just got the best thing in the mail today.

Gots me a letter from my lil friend Ryan...she sent me her last princess band-aid for my finger! Ain't she just the sweetest thing!!


Thank you Ryan!

I will pass this along.

She has something else to send you but its buried here on my desk somewhere. When I find it I will send it. You won't need it until Halloween so I have some extra time to dig it out!

And speaking of fog...did you guys in the south valley have fog yesterday morning? We don't usually see too much up here but yesterday a few hundred yards of visability. Just weird to see it here.

Neil is talking about going to Disneyland. I wish I knew someone who was going soon. He just found out the VMK quests are changing and he needs the new card/item. Apparently I passed along the fascination for the game and then I quit playing.

 

[BeanoC]

TRM - A few hundred YARDS of visibility?

When we get bad fog, visibility is, at best, about 30 feet! Can't tell you how many times I've been out at 4:00AM, shining a flashlight out the window at mailboxes, trying to read the addresses so I can figure out where I'm suppose to go to pick up the dead peep! I remember one New Year's eve, I got called out to Fresno to pick someone up. Round trip was about 40 miles. It took me almost 4 hours to drive it. Not fun.

But I digress...

I know someone who is going to DL/DCA in a few weeks... ifn' ya need something, I can git it fer ya!

 

[BeanoC]

What am I, the thread killer today??

Hey, I made up some 'cruise lyrics' for The Sound of Music's "My Favorite Things"...


"Cold beers on deck ten and pasta at Palo,
Rum in the drinks always make the girls mellow,
Shopping in port for some kind of new bling,
These are a few of my favorite things.

Sailaway parties with matching green t-shirts,
Eating so much that it makes my insides hurt,
Hopeton will put extra booze in my drink,
These are a few of my favorite things.

When the horn blows,
When the ship sails,
When we're out to sea,
I simply think that
at the end of this cruise,
I'll be drunk on Castaway Cay..."


Just one of the many services I offer.





He musta forgot his pills!

 

[DisneyDmbNut]

Very Good Beano!!!

 

[Soccermom-Cheri]

A friend of mine died in that crash. It was, to date, the largest funeral service we've ever had. 1,500 people in attendance.

And on that uplifting note...

I guess I better get ready to email Tom McAlpin if we get snubbed on the Mexico cruises, eh? Gimme my suite, d@mmit!

what he said!!!!! more people gettin calls registering their preferences. Cheri is NOT happy.

 

[tiggerandpooh]

hey everyone i saw this comic in the paper today, and thought it was pretty funny

http://www.gocomics.com/closetohome/

 

[Soccermom-Cheri]

cute. points for the boy from fishguts.
jokes/comics!
need more jokes! remember to keep clean or you shall be docked points under new DIS demerit system.

Beano- need words for my favorite song in that movie: Lonely goatherd (yodeling optional)

 

[BeanoC]

Ok, smartypants, here ya go:

("Lonely Goatherd")

High on the sea is a floating boat, her
stack is very tall, and the deck is huge
Loud is the horn of the floating boat
She plays it as she floats away to cruise

Folks on the deck of the floating boat heard
Whistles and a message from the Captain, too
Lusty and clear from the Captain's throat heard
"I do believe we're ready for a cruise"


O ho lay dee odl lee o, o ho lay dee odl ay
O ho lay dee odl lee o, lay dee odl lee o lay


A guy near the bridge of the floating boat heard
someone say they liked to eat at Palo, too

Beano has gone to the nearest bar and
Chris and Tim have prob'ly gone there too


One little girl in a lime green shirt heard
Mickey singing loudy
he was dancing, too

She yelled back to the dancing mouse
"Hey, I can sing that song as good as you"


Soon her Mama drank a double Margie
All these people seem to really like their booze
What a duet for a mom and daddy
both of them are getting rather stewed


Odl lay odl lay, odl lay odl lee, odl lay odl lee
Odl lay odl lay odl lay

HOO!

 

[DisneyDmbNut]

More, more, more!!!

 

[BeanoC]

Ok, if you say so...

Cheri's gonna kill me for this!

("Sixteen Going On Seventeen")

You wait, little girl, for your phone to ring
For fate to turn the light on
Your life, little girl, needs a cruise real bad
That we all want to go on

[Cheri:]
To go on

Sail the sixteenth, or even the seventeenth
Baby, that would be neat
Better beware, be canny and careful
That way you'll get your suite

Sail the sixteenth, or even the seventeenth
We all will fall in line
Eager CM's and some dude named Ben
Will offer you food and wine

Totally unprepared are you
To miss out on this chance
Timid and shy and scared are you
in fact your soiled your pants

You need someone older an wiser
Getting you on this cruise
I know nothing and I'm not bluffing
I just can't help you

[Cheri:]
Sail the sixteenth, or even the seventeenth
Sounds pretty good to me
I'll pack my shorts and head for the port
So happy I might could pee

Sail the sixteenth, or even the seventeenth
Bartenders here I come
Something bright yellow, just not too mellow
Make sure it has much rum

Totally unprepared am I
To not go on my ship
Ticked off and mad and peeved I'll be
IF I MISS THIS TRIP!

I need someone older and wiser
Helping me get this cruise
Hope my TA makes it go my way
Or, her limbs, she'll lose.

 

[Soccermom-Cheri]

just not exactly sure where I start AND stop... (food and wine GOOD, soiled pants BAD) GOOD JOB BEANO!!! now about the Lonely Goatherd. It's my favorite song!!! How about just doing the marionette part

ETA: I like it! Especially the "MY BOAT" and I WANT IT TO GO MY WAY!!! If you think about it, we ALL win if I git my way.

 

[DisneyDmbNut]

i love it!!

I can't believe they haven't called you yet!! Do they NOT know who you all are??

 

[BeanoC]

Do they NOT know who you all are??

It would appear they don't. Between the Evil Knebels and Cruising Croutons, there have been 8 concierge cruises, and countless thousands spent in the process!

Whippty-frickin'-do, I guess!

Must we defect to RCCL?

Did I say that out loud??

 

[Soccermom-Cheri]

It would appear they don't. Between the Evil Knebels and Cruising Croutons, there have been 8 concierge cruises, and countless thousands spent in the process!

Whippty-frickin'-do, I guess!

Must we defect to RCCL?

Did I say that out loud??

10 Conceergee Cruises (6 for the Croutons, yes?). I shudder to think how many pesos, rubles or even dollars that is just on the fares. (No, Beano, we don't even mention the bar bills )

Bets, call 'em and let those people know what a mistake they are potentially making!

I'm gonna kep my fingers and eyeballs crossed until we hear from Sue Ellen tomorrow.

 

[tinkryansmom]

I will be keeping my fingers crossed for you all as well.

on the songs Beano! You truly are a talent.

I know Fresno fog. Drive with your door open looking down to stay on the correct side of the line. 'Tis no good.

But for Tracy it was foggy.

Tomorrow is a minimum day at Ryans school. YAY! A shorter work day for me!!

Except of course that means I have to do more laundry. DOH.

Everyone have a great Monday!