October 29, 2005 Magic Part 4

[soccerdad-Chris]

Oh PUH-LEAZE!!!

You're connected?? A "family" girl? Is that what you expect us to believe? OOOOOOHHHHH, I'm scared!!

This reminds me of the time you strongly suggested you were Rodney Dangerfield's "love child". Or that time you told me you had definitive proof that Jackie Kennedy killed JFK with a "purse-gun". Or the real capper, that Lance Armstrong does all his Tour de France training in your backyard, and that you make lemonade for him. All a bunch of hooey, I strongly suspect.

And now this. Gimme a break.

 

[Soccermom-Cheri]

The kidlets are coming too??

Why wasn't I told about this!!!

This changes everything.

must be nice to the peeplets- remember they choose the nursing home
I'd like not to be at the Joshua Tree Hospital for the Aged

 

[DisneyDmbNut]

First: How could you bring up "daddy"..he never gets any respect!
Second: Jackie got the purse from Frank..you know...Mr Sinatra was a friend of my family!
Third: Lance is here now..he says your just jealous cause he got me invited to Augusta as his guest!

 

[Soccermom-Cheri]

Hey Chris-
Beano and RJ know a beeg person too - someone by the name of Ford who might be able to facilitate Batsy's boarding in Sept (or not )

 

[DisneyDmbNut]

I know a Ford too...he owns a little car company...

 

[soccerdad-Chris]

Hey Chris-
Beano and RJ know a beeg person too - someone by the name of Ford who might be able to facilitate Batsy's boarding in Sept (or not )

I told you not to call her "Batsy" it public...that's between us, remember?

 

[Soccermom-Cheri]

I told you not to call her "Batsy" it public...that's between us, remember?

dang fruitian slip!

 

[soccerdad-Chris]

Hey Beano,

You remember that little discussion we had about you-know-who? I really think we need to scrap that whole idea. I don't know about all this gun-purse and Tour de France and Dangerfield stuff, but I just got a very strange phone call from someone named "Luigi", or so he called himself. Very strange.

I need to, uh, go now. Quickly. Take care of yourself, man.

 

[DisneyDmbNut]

yep...El Camino Real...Suite 140...gonna be reallllll bad place to be soon!!

 

[Soccermom-Cheri]

First: How could you bring up "daddy"..he never gets any respect!
Second: Jackie got the purse from Frank..you know...Mr Sinatra was a friend of my family!
Third: Lance is here now..he says your just jealous cause he got me invited to Augusta as his guest!

pssst Betsy, um, there's a few tings you just don't do...

Please not to be touching [anybody's] monkey, not to be touching the chain, and not to be goofing with Augusta.

You don't go for dat.

Well, gotta go pick up Golfer-dude from La Costa, unless you want to brave the freeway Chris. He's called me 8 times in the last hour "why can't I stay longer? I 've only been here 9 hours." Boy is dee-ranged

You guys play nice , on second thought, give me something entertaining to read later.

 

[DisneyDmbNut]

Umm....Beano...I believe there is a Cat 2 available on the June 27th Med cruise...you should grab it cause I know the previous occupant will not be needing it

 

[DisneyDmbNut]

and Cheri...you should go get Golfer-dude...cause ...well..just better to go get him

 

[Tenorsinging]

Okay, while I still feel none of the love on the park plans, (that's okay, you'll miss me when I'm gone....) I must admit that I did assume that some of the plans would include beer and froo froo umbrelly drinkage.....

Still feel crappy, hope my ear clears by Saturday. And this is the WORST tasting cough syrup I've ever had in my life...BLEEECCCHHHHH

 

[Soccermom-Cheri]

Umm....Beano...I believe there is a Cat 2 available on the June 27th Med cruise...you should grab it cause I know the previous occupant will not be needing it

I HATE YOU

 

[DisneyDmbNut]

I HATE YOU

and by that you mean, you love me and can't wait to hug me??

 

[DisneyDmbNut]

sad....


very, very sad!!! I go to bed and everyone leaves too...nothing to read over cereal!




In other news:
This time next week...I will be leaving for DISNEY!!!! WOO HOO!!!

 

[RonnieJo66]

Good Mornin' Friends



I know what I'm doing this weekend, but what about everyone else? Whatcha all doing....who has plans for what?

 

[DisneyDmbNut]

It's tax free week here in Florida! I plan on buying more uniforms for Kate and school supplies. BIG excitement!

 

[Tenorsinging]

I wonder when our tax free weekend is? I have never had to buy uniforms before, so we don't have any.

Anybody got any ideas on how to get this ear to open before my flight tomm???

 

[Tenorsinging]

Anniversary Trouble:


Ed was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife was really mad.
She told him "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in that driveway that
goes from 0 to 200 in 6 seconds AND IT BETTER BE THERE".

The next morning Ed got up early and left for work. When his wife woke up, she
looked out the window and sure enough there was a small box gift-wrapped in the
middle of the driveway.

Confused, the wife put on her robe and ran out to the driveway, brought the box
back in the house. She opened it and found a brand new bathroom scale.


Funeral services for Ed have been scheduled for Friday.