October 29, 2005 Magic Part 3

[ophie]

what kinda jobby job?

I've been looking at the non-profits and the fitness/activities coordinator positions at Seniors Centers, Health Clubs, Kids Groups, etc.

 

[DisneyDmbNut]

did you try the Y on Military?

Just had a yummy steak dinner with cornbread....mmm...vedy,vedy good!

 

[BeanoC]

Hey, Dumb-nut! I haven't said hi to you in a while.

Hi, Dumb-nut!!


Beano loves you.

 

[tiggerandpooh]

Sean...planning a cruise for 12...would that be: Sean, Linda, Beano, RJ, Cheri, Chris, Johnna, Neil, Tenor, Tim , Ophie, Tim?
Sounds perfect.
Let me know if you need any help planning the logistics of that Sean. The flights alone will be a nightmare.


Johnna:

You know i wish we could get that accomplished for all of us to cruise at the same time again, but i was trying to plan for my whole family, but if you guys wanna hop on board with us please feel free, cause i will need to get away at some point cause vacationing with my family is like working in the circus...

 

[BeanoC]

Sure, nobody talk to Beano. Y'all gonna make me do a one-man show tonight?

Luckey - For the love of Elvis, I hope RJ doesn't stamp my package "Return to Sender"!

(Insert Russian accent)

Ophie - I just talked to you on the phone. I don't say something to you here.

Cheri - Just talked to you, too. Beano no need speakee to you neither too.

(Ok, done with bad accent now)


Bets - Pay attention when I am insulting you, for the sake of Pete!

Duz Enneebudee want to know where the Beanster iz going this weekend?

Guess. Go ahead.

No really - wild guess. Just take a shot.

 

[RonnieJo66]

I know Beano......pick me, pick me!!!

 

[BeanoC]

Nope, no fair - you're going too. You already KNOW.

Let somebody else guess. It might take 'em a while. It's a tuffy!

 

[BeanoC]

(From backstage) "Beano.. you're still on... you're losing 'em... keep it going!"

Ok, well... (tapping the mic)... is this thing on?? So, anyway... who's from out of town? Say... how 'bout that Mickey Mouse, huh?! Can't imagine why my kids were afraid of him when they were young. Why should a 5 year old be frightened by a 6-foot rodent with an oversized head?

(waits for laughs)

Tough crowd.

Ever wonder why people in wheelchairs can cut in line and suddenly ride Space Mountain and throw their hands up and say 'Whoopie!!!'... yet then be entirely incapacitated again afterwards??

Oops. Big mean lookin' guy in the front row has a mom in a wheelchair. Ok, changing subject!!


Here's one for ya - Why isn't Disney Tokyo very popular?

Because nobody there is tall enough to go on the good rides!!

(Looks around the crowd)...




I better go rewrite my act...

 

[RonnieJo66]

You sure is funny Beano!!!

 

[BeanoC]

Hey! Thanks for that! Yes, the very cute redhead in the second row!

Do you live alone? Wanna earn 14 dollars the hard way??


Are you a farm girl? You'll remember this sound: "Squeeeeeeal!!"

 

[BeanoC]

She's not married is she? I just came on to her! Dang... get it together Beano. Get back on track.

Ok, so as I was saying... um, Epcot. Yes! Epcot!

Did you know that the 'golf ball' , also known as Spaceship Earth... if it was indeed a golf ball, it would require a golf club over 3 miles high, to hit it?

No. I don't care either.

And that CM from Sweden who told me she was 18??

Well, for heaven's sake, how was I to know?? Look at her!! I mean, she had those big...

What was I saying? Oh yeah right, Animal Kingdom! So...



I need a break.

 

[RonnieJo66]

Hey! Thanks for that! Yes, the very cute redhead in the second row!

Do you live alone? Wanna earn 14 dollars the hard way??


Are you a farm girl? You'll remember this sound: "Squeeeeeeal!!"

Ummm, nope....don't live alone. I live wif my very humorous hubbie (and I cost way more than 14 dollars )

 

[BeanoC]

Well, you don't cost MUCH more than 14 dollars... an hour. Every hour. Of every day. Of every minute of every day of every week of every month of every year of my LIFE!!

To use a classic rock 'n roll quote:

"I'd call that a bargain, the best I ever had." (The Who)

 

[RonnieJo66]

Well, you don't cost MUCH more than 14 dollars... an hour. Every hour. Of every day. Of every minute of every day of every week of every month of every year of my LIFE!!

To use a classic rock 'n roll quote:

"I'd call that a bargain, the best I ever had." (The Who)

But ain't I worth every penny?

 

[BeanoC]

How long do I get to think it over?

 

[RonnieJo66]

<insert poutie lip here>



time is up.......

 

[BeanoC]

Ok.. SO:

All y'all Bah-yoo-tee-full women remind Beano of something, or someone, Disney! :


Johnna - You're taller than me, and you have a self-admitted mean streak. You're...

"The Tower of Terror".


Tenor: You spin me 'right round baby, 'right round, like a record baby...

"The Tea Cups".


Bets - "Who's been a bad girl??" And you're blonde!

You're Alice, anxious for a journey down the forbidden hole.


Cheri: You just gotta be Dory - "Just keep cruisin', just keep cruisin'..."


ophie : You're hooking up with my best friend, and it's a good thing.

I guess I'm Abu, and you're Jasmine! (Well maybe Tim's not a prince, but if he's the next Sultan and he's got a palace... I'll go with it!) I'm still his favorite monkey.


RJ: You're Ariel. I hope I'm your Eric.

'Nuff said.



I'll get to the rest of ya later.

 

[RonnieJo66]

You have always been "My Prince"

See many things in common: we married in June 1989...Little Mermaid released in summer of 1989, redheaded girl gets her dark haired prince....me (redhead) got you (dark hair), and they lived happily ever after....see, just like us! (ok, so I am not a daughter of Triton, don't have a mermaids tail or a fish and crab for friends, but I do have some relatives that can be "Ursula" if ya know what I mean )

Love Ya Beano

 

[BeanoC]

That was beautiful!

I was so inspired, I wrote a song!

(Sung to the tune of "A Whole New World", from Aladdin)

(Ok, so it's not from Little Mermaid... Deal with it!)


'I can cook you a squirrel, such a wholesome partaking,
tell me Princess, now when was your last meal a result of not braking?

You can feast on this meat, red and lean and ful-filling,
tender, tasty, at least it's not some worthless plate of crud!

A whole new meal.....
A new delicious highway treat.
No one to say "look out", or "turn about",
just squish that little sucker.

A whole new meal....
I can't believe you killed him dead.

No one to tell us oh,
now don't you know,
rodents are so very high in faaaaaat.

A whole new meal...
(a whole new meal)

That's what we'll eat.
(It's such a treat)

This worthless yak.
(It makes me kak!)

I need to ... Peeeeee!!!

(Hey! whatya want in 5 minutes?!)

 

[BeanoC]

Gimme a Disney song that you know well. I'll rewrite the lyrics.

(might be tomorrow though! Bedtime for Beans!)