October 29, 2005 Magic Part 2

[Tenorsinging]

Tenor,
yes you are, and I'm sure you are. But....

If'n the pinata starts to talk to you, walk to the corner of the room, sit down, close your eyes, and count to 4,000...

....ummmm.....he told me that Beans,....um.....he said that Beans smelled like doody!!!!!


well...actually he didn't, but Beans told me I smelled like doody the other day, and well...fair is fair....sponge bob actually told me something ENTIRELY different.....

 

[tarzanman]

Cheri,

I don't want you to feel left out so here ya go..

 

[tarzanman]

In case it is anyone's birthday coming up.....

 

[Tenorsinging]

Now ya can't say that TZM never gave ya nothin'. Well I gues you could but it wouldn't carry any weight.

....YOU LIKE ME!!!!!! YOU REALLY LIKE ME!!!!!!~~~~~~~~

 

[soccerdad-Chris]

...hey, how bout a cookie just cuz I don't get enough sugar...am too sedate...need something to hype me up....

Tenor,
During the cruise (provided Beano's vote is wrong and they let you board!!) you can stop by our SR at any time after 10AM and before 10PM, and I will give you a cookie. More than one, even. Every day. I don't care. Neither Cheri nor I are big eaters of sweets, and they deliver these plates of stuff every afternoon.

That work for you??

 

[tarzanman]

....YOU LIKE ME!!!!!! YOU REALLY LIKE ME!!!!!!~~~~~~~~

Well Sally, yes I do....

 

[Tenorsinging]

In case it is anyone's birthday coming up.....

Pookaroo/Pookarah's...but Ima guessin she don't count....

 

[tarzanman]

Tenor,
During the cruise (provided Beano's vote is wrong and they let you board!!) you can stop by our SR at any time after 10AM and before 10PM, and I will give you a cookie. More than one, even. Every day. I don't care. Neither Cheri nor I are big eaters of sweets, and they deliver these plates of stuff every afternoon.

That work for you??

What kind of crappy friend are you offerring gifts up to the newbie's when I have cruised with you before....Thanks a lot Chris! I won't forget this! LOL!

 

[tarzanman]

Pookaroo/Pookarah's...but Ima guessin she don't count....

Who is that?

 

[soccerdad-Chris]

Well Sally, yes I do....

Sally?? Is that the elusive answer to the question we've all been asking: what is Tenor/Lynne's real name?

IS IT? IS IT? Inquiring minds wanna know....

 

[Tenorsinging]

Tenor,
During the cruise (provided Beano's vote is wrong and they let you board!!) you can stop by our SR at any time after 10AM and before 10PM, and I will give you a cookie. More than one, even. Every day. I don't care. Neither Cheri nor I are big eaters of sweets, and they deliver these plates of stuff every afternoon.

That work for you??

....um....errrrr....trying to break my diet, MUCH???? Me thinks ya better be checkin wit yer wifey poo's first...may not want crazy loon in room....can ya just have em delivered to our room by mistake...every day???


Now, of course I know that this is entirely based on the fact that I am able to outrun the port authoratay's and board said vessel.....

 

[Tenorsinging]

Well Sally, yes I do....

...ummm....errrrr....erumma rum.....that's Vicki you nit!!!!!!

 

[Tenorsinging]

What kind of crappy friend are you offerring gifts up to the newbie's when I have cruised with you before....Thanks a lot Chris! I won't forget this! LOL!

he likes me better than you....neener neener nee ner


HEY TZ....are you beum fa see shus???? Pookaroo/Pookarah is my darlin leetle girl that will be all of 6 on the 30th.....really, you'd think he'd have more brain cell retention.....must be beans influence, cut him some slack...


IS YOU YANKIN ME CHAIN AGAIN LAND LUBBER??????

 

[soccerdad-Chris]

....um....errrrr....trying to break my diet, MUCH???? Me thinks ya better be checkin wit yer wifey poo's first...may not want crazy loon in room....can ya just have em delivered to our room by mistake...every day???

Now, of course I know that this is entirely based on the fact that I am able to outrun the port authoratay's and board said vessel.....

Don't worry about wifey poo. She's gonna be pre-occupied with the 2 cases of wine I had shipped this morning. She's not gonna care if you eat our cookies, or if you are in our SEW-EAT acting all deranged. Well, she might mind if you start drinking our wine....which we know you won't do cuz you'll PUKE!!!

 

[tarzanman]

he likes me better than you....neener neener nee ner


HEY TZ....are you beum fa see shus???? Pookaroo/Pookarah is my darlin leetle girl that will be all of 6 on the 30th.....really, you'd think he'd have more brain cell retention.....must be beans influence, cut him some slack...


IS YOU YANKIN ME CHAIN AGAIN LAND LUBBER??????

Frankly, I dont really know who anyone's kids are except Bob and Johnnie of Beano and Ronnie and Cheri and Chris's kids, Timmi and Cassie. But Happy Birthday to your daughter we will sing. The special TZM version.

 

[Tenorsinging]

Sally?? Is that the elusive answer to the question we've all been asking: what is Tenor/Lynne's real name?

IS IT? IS IT? Inquiring minds wanna know....

NOPE!!!! Not Sally, or Vicki, or Jill, Renee, Sheila, Darth Vader, Spawn of Satan, Millie, Vanilli, Rep-tillie, Jan, Becka, or Oprah....

 

[tarzanman]

NOPE!!!! Not Sally, or Vicki, or Jill, Renee, Sheila, Darth Vader, Spawn of Satan, Millie, Vanilli, Rep-tillie, Jan, Becka, or Oprah....

It's okay. If you don't give us a name soon... we will just call you Flounder.

 

[Tenorsinging]

Don't worry about wifey poo. She's gonna be pre-occupied with the 2 cases of wine I had shipped this morning. She's not gonna care if you eat our cookies, or if you are in our SEW-EAT acting all deranged. Well, she might mind if you start drinking our wine....which we know you won't do cuz you'll PUKE!!!

true, true...although I can't really vouch for Merlot swiggin limey I am married too......

 

[soccerdad-Chris]

NOPE!!!! Not Sally, or Vicki, or Jill, Renee, Sheila, Darth Vader, Spawn of Satan, Millie, Vanilli, Rep-tillie, Jan, Becka, or Oprah....

Nice try, though, huh??

Well, Tenor, assuming you actually DO board the ship, we're gonna find out!! Mark my words, we're gonna know. Perhaps you might make a thread game out of guessing your name (since we're gonna know, as I said), perhaps with you giving clues. That'll be fun!!!

Vee haff vays uff making ju tawk!!!

 

[Tenorsinging]

But Happy Birthday to your daughter we will sing. The special TZM version.

.....oh lawd........tenor more skeered than ever now....


Hey, ya know what???? These goodie bags...just don't seem to stuff themselves like they used to.....same fer sponge bob pinata pants