October 29, 2005 Magic Part 2

[tinkerbell_80]

LOVED the songs Tim & Beano...you guys crack me up

 

[tarzanman]

LOVED the songs Tim & Beano...you guys crack me up

We live to entertain!

 

[BeanoC]

You should hear some of the songs we've come up with in the past!

Like the "Never got..." song. Big funny. Not Disboard appropriate!

Tell y'all what - I'll write another one, and make sure it's to the tune of a song everyone knows. That way Chris can get slammed and still sing it !


Where's my cohort in crime, Tenor??? I want to know the rest of the Nantucket limerick!

There was an Old Man of Nantucket
Who kept all his cash in a bucket
His daughter, named Nan,
Ran away with a man--
And, as for the bucket, Nantucket ?


Tenor, for the love of Captain Stubing, where iz ya??

 

[Soccermom-Cheri]

send out hte bloodhounds .... the Tenororator has gone missing!

Bet she's watching CSI, on now in TX. Maybe I'll get to see it. Put the sicky to bed and cross my fingers.

I was bummed: no Beano-Tenor production. Must be time for a 3-some: Tim, da-Beano and Chris. (oh, scawy)

RonnieJo, make Beano clean up the rest of that Cheeseburger Noodle thingy and check in!

 

[BeanoC]

I am right here Cheri... just finishing up the limerick...

Pa followed the pair to Pawtucket
(The man and the girl with the bucket)
And he said to the man,
"You're welcome to Nan,"
But as for the bucket, Pawtucket

Then the pair followed Pa to Manhasset
Where he still held the cash as an asset
And Nan and the man
tole the money and ran
And as for the bucket, Manhasset

 

[DisneyDmbNut]

you all...it's Tenor's date night!

 

[sparrow_of_tortuga]

I am right here Cheri... just finishing up the limerick...

Pa followed the pair to Pawtucket
(The man and the girl with the bucket)
And he said to the man,
"You're welcome to Nan,"
But as for the bucket, Pawtucket

Then the pair followed Pa to Manhasset
Where he still held the cash as an asset
And Nan and the man
tole the money and ran
And as for the bucket, Manhasset

LOL! That's great!

 

[tinkerbell_80]

you all...it's Tenor's date night!

Ooooo...that's right. Hope you're havin' fun, Tenor. Me? I forgots what dates are like Our night at Palo will be DH and my first date in a LONG time...it sucks working opposite shifts

Then again...sometimes it's nice having the house all to myself after DS is in bed

 

[DisneyDmbNut]

I get the house to myself a few times a week when Rick is on duty...I am NOT happy about going through the hurricane when he is on duty!!

 

[tinkerbell_80]

I get the house to myself a few times a week when Rick is on duty...I am NOT happy about going through the hurricane when he is on duty!!

I don't blame you...I get all hyper and nervous when a thunderstorm is coming (even though I love them!), I can't imagine knowing that a hurricane was on it's way. Please stay safe this weekend...I have family in FL also that I am worried about...gosh darned Wilma, causing all these problems

 

[soccerdad-Chris]

I get the house to myself a few times a week when Rick is on duty...I am NOT happy about going through the hurricane when he is on duty!!

I guess the one good thing about what your DH does, if you do end up needing help, I'm pretty sure it'll arrive pretty quickly.

 

[tinkerbell_80]

Good night, everyone...one week from tomorrow I'll be heading to FL!!!

 

[RonnieJo66]

Hey Johnna,

You kicked butt tonight in the Survivor Fantasy League....you passed me, now you is in 1st!

"I'll get ya' next week".....she sez with an evil grin

 

[tarzanman]

Hey Johnna,

You kicked butt tonight in the Survivor Fantasy League....you passed me, now you is in 1st!

"I'll get ya' next week".....she sez with an evil grin

I didn't realize that you were that competitive!

 

[RonnieJo66]

I didn't realize that you were that competitive!

See I can still surprise ya!

 

[ophie]

Hi there Cruisers!

Hope you're all well. Today wasn't too bad. Mom's sore foot seems to be getting better and letting her be more mobile every day. So that's a plus.

Getting the hair cut tomorrow so I don't look like Shaggy when I meet you all. Plus I'm going to finish up my cruise shopping I hope.

Edit: Tim says I'm s'posed to be funny...

Murphy Laws For Frequent Flyers

• No flight ever leaves on time unless you are running late and need the delay to make the flight.
• If you are running late for a flight, it will depart from the farthest gate within the terminal.
• If you arrive very early for a flight, it inevitably will be delayed.
• Flights never leave from Gate #1 at any terminal in the world.
• If you must work on your flight, you will experience turbulence as soon as you touch pen to paper.
• If you are assigned a middle seat, you can determine who has the seats on the aisle and the window while you are still in the boarding area. Just look for the two largest passengers.
• Only passengers seated in window seats ever have to get up to go to the lavatory.
• The crying baby on board your flight is always seated next to you.
• The best-looking woman on your flight is never seated next to you.
• The less carry-on luggage space available on an aircraft, the more carry-on luggage passengers will bring aboard.

There... that's all I got.

 

[tarzanman]

I know some ladies.
They like to chat.
They don't seem to do any work.
What do you think of that?

They post all day and night.
They laugh and act crazy.
If we asked their husbands,
would they say that they're lazy?

Heck no. No way.
They are going on a cruise.
Hanging out with Tarzanman
And drinkin all the booze.

Heck no. No way.
They are going on a cruise.
Hanging out with Beano.
And drinkin all the booze.

They all love chocolate.
They crave it like a drug.
What they should crave is beer.
In a Disney Cruise Mug!

The Ladies on the DIS
They really have fun.
They will be incredibly sad.
When this cruise is done.

But for now.....

Heck no. No way.
They are going on a cruise.
Hanging out with Tarzanman
And drinkin all the booze.

Heck no. No way.
They are going on a cruise.
Hanging out with Beano.
And drinkin all the booze.

 

[tarzanman]

If you want to be everybody's favorite.
You should know to not even try.
That spots already taken.
My friend Beano is that guy.

He'll throw back a shot with you.
Even slam back a beer.
He'll won't tell you to settle down.
When you acting wierd.

Beano is the man of the hour.
He could be the man of the year.
Just know this about Beano.
Don't get between him and his beer.

He will make fun of you
If you act afool.
He will have you on film
Whenever you drool.

I have never had as much fun.
As I do with this man.
So buy him a few more beers.
Whenever you can.

He will make you laugh so hard.
You will cry and pee your pants.
If you think you have seen everything.
What till you see him dance.

Beano is the man of the hour.
He could be the man of the year.
Just know this about Beano.
Don't get between him and his beer.

I love you man!

 

[Soccermom-Cheri]

If you want to be everybody's favorite.
You should know to not even try.
That spots already taken.
My friend Beano is that guy.

He'll throw back a shot with you.
Even slam back a beer.
He'll won't tell you to settle down.
When you acting wierd.

Beano is the man of the hour.
He could be the man of the year.
Just know this about Beano.
Don't get between him and his beer.

He will make fun of you
If you act afool.
He will have you on film
Whenever you drool.

I have never had as much fun.
As I do with this man.
So buy him a few more beers.
Whenever you can.

He will make you laugh so hard.
You will cry and pee your pants.
If you think you have seen everything.
What till you see him dance.

Beano is the man of the hour.
He could be the man of the year.
Just know this about Beano.
Don't get between him and his beer.

I love you man!

no fair reposting

 

[Soccermom-Cheri]

you all...it's Tenor's date night!

I still wanna know who she's datin' ...