October 29, 2005 Magic Part 2

[Tenorsinging]

I still wanna know who she's datin' ...

I think it might be the poolboy!!!!!!

 

[Tenorsinging]

IT'S THE LYNNE AND TENOR SHOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


So Lynne, Did you enjoy Date Night???

Why yes, Tenor, yes I did, thanks for asking.


And what exactly did you do with the poolboy tonite????

TENOR!!!!!


Do you have anything witty to say Lynne?


Do I EVER have anything witty to say Tenor?

Well, now that I think about it.....no, not really, you don't usually....

WATCH IT TENOR!!!!!!!!

Yeah, Yeah, Yeah....like I'm afraid of you!!!!!!

You better be, or I won't let you come out and play anymore....

 

[Tenorsinging]

Oh, I wouldn't be threatening me "Lynne" would you like me to tell all the good boys and girls what your real name is???? Okay it's...


....Lynne puts a body tackle on Tenor.....OK, OK, OK....ugghh, let's change the subject, you've made your point...now, Tenor, here is what I want to know: Do you still have Beano's dog?????

Well, let me just answer you this way......

Some people might say that you are the mean b**** that has separated a dog from it's master. What would you say? Are you even considering returning him?

Listen...I have given him my ransom demands....when I get what I want...it's boosbees for tat (can't say the T word)

Alrighty then...on another note, would you like to share with the home audience tonite your day Tenor???

Well....I am so sure that they are already bored into a coma at this point, might as well...what could it hurt?

 

[Tenorsinging]

Well, first off, just let me say: OMG for the love of Laverne and Shirley, I missed my peeps today!!!!! Let's see I went to the bank, Sams, cleaned the house, did some laundry, had date night, went to the dentist to get my teeth cleaned,...and I.......uh Lynne........Lynne???

Lynne: zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

Tenor: LYNNE!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Lynne: Ohhhh,,,,uhhhhhh....sorry there Tenor....uhhhh, yes, yes, that IS fascinating.....do tell, do tell....yes, yes, what a day...uh, yeah...sounds like you were busy today.

Well, yes, yes, I was. I was very busy today.

 

[Tenorsinging]

Now Tenor....inquiring minds want to know......

Tenor: Uh, I don't sleep in anything...


Lynne: TENOR!!!!!!!!!! That was SO not the question....sheesh...now apologize to everyone.I swear it is getting harder and harder to take this girl anywhere...

Tenor: mumbles under breathe....sorry....

Okay, I forgive you...now, back to my ORIGINAL question...there actually may be people out there in the listening audience that want to know how is Saralinda doing.

Oh, yeah!!! The Pookmeister General...she's my favorite subject. Well, she is better thanks. She went back to school today. I think she's gonna make it

 

[Tenorsinging]

Now, here is perhaps a touchy subject. I have heard that there are those out there that think that your adorable, precious one, Pookie, Saralinda, may have somehow contaminated some of the other, not as great, perhaps not as adorable....uhhhh...oooops I digress...where was I? Tenor???? TENOR???

Tenor: zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

Lynne: TENOR!!!!!!!


Tenor: uhhhhh....yeah? Ummm....what was the long winded question???

Well, I will tell you...there are those that think you may have given their kids the crud....

Well.....I'd like to see them say that to my FACE!!!! Who are you talking about...who would say that?????

Well, I can't remember....I think it may have been Cheri....but don't quote me, it was a few pages back...and my memory is just not what it used to be..uh TENOR???

.....tenor, has gone in search of poster who would besmirk her precious one's name....

 

[luckey-lasvegas]

you Martha Stewarts STOP THE MADNESS..I was going to buy candy and pass it out!!


SHOWOFFS!

I was just planning on recycling the MNSSHP candy that Edd and I get Hey it's Disney candy !

 

[Tenorsinging]

Okay, Tenor....seems like someone has gate crashed our program...


LUCKEY LAS VEGAS EVERYONE....round of applause for Luckey.....

 

[luckey-lasvegas]

Thank You Very Much ! No applause just throw $$$$$ Money $$$$$

 

[Tenorsinging]

Okay....and we're back boys and girls...now where did that Tenor go???


Tenor: That CHERI!!!!!! I only have one thing to say to you...I...

Lynne: Tenor, Tenor...calm down before you burst a blood vessell....remember which side of the bread your nametag is buttered on.....

Tenor: Name tag, mame tag...I.....

Lynne: Tenor...she could put anything on there, I would cool it if I were you...

Tenor: Well, she said my baby....

Lynne: She didn't mean it, just calm down.....breathe.....inhale.....exhale....inhale.....exhale....inhale.....TENOR???

Tenor: zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

 

[Tenorsinging]

oh, for the love of Lassie....can you TRY and stay with me here...this is live for the love of Starsky and Hutch!!!

Well....as long as she takes back what she says.....

I am sure she will Tenor....as soon as she is able to read these posts....she will not want the seriously delusional Tenor after her....

Now....I see our first surprise guest is here.....Let's have a few words from Luckey....Luckey Las Vegas everyone...let's give it up!!!!

Tenor: wooop whooop whoooop whoop

 

[Tenorsinging]

Lynne/Tenor:


LUCKEY!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[tinkryansmom]

Hey Johnna,

You kicked butt tonight in the Survivor Fantasy League....you passed me, now you is in 1st!

"I'll get ya' next week".....she sez with an evil grin

Bring it on RJ!!

Wow what a week. Fantasy football team moves to 1-5 and the fantasy survivor teams sneaks into the lead...

I ROCK!!

OK- I don't even watch survivor so this is pure luck...

 

[Tenorsinging]

oh for the love of Henry Winkler.....Tinky...I was TALKIN to LUCKEY!!!!!!



LUCKEY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[tinkryansmom]

oh for the love of Henry Winkler.....Tinky...I was TALKIN to LUCKEY!!!!!!



LUCKEY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Dotty.....I mean sorry. Fingers on wrong keys!!

Should I stay or should I go!?

 

[luckey-lasvegas]

You talkin to me ??

 

[Tenorsinging]

Give it up Lynne....she took one look at you and ran for the hills, just like your last boyfriend.....

Uh....Tenor....I beg to differ.....my LAST boyfriend is now my HUSBAND...DUH!!!!! what a maroon....(ala Bugs Bunny)

No, I aint talking about the one you brainwashed and are possibly drugging to stay with you for the last 10 years....I'm talking about the collection of "boyfriends" before him!!!!

ALLRIGHT!!!!! Them's fightin werds....you take that back!!!!!

.........mumbles under breathe...... sorry.... SORRY FOR THE LAST MEN YOU DATED THAT IS!!!!!! ZING!!! gotcha again....like the way I threw that last bit in there????

 

[tinkryansmom]

Tenor:

Put down the cough syrup and back away slowly....

 

[luckey-lasvegas]

Look you scared poor Johnna / Joann away .

Guess what ! I'm off of work for the next 4 nights then I go back on Tuesday and fly to Orlando EARLY Wednesday morning.

 

[Tenorsinging]

LUCKEY!!!!!

Thanks for stopping in tonite on MY show......

Anything you want to say to the people...

Tenor: yeah......like you'd let her get a word in edgewise....