October 29, 2005 Magic Part 2

[tinkryansmom]

Well, sometimes those vultures come in handy. A couple of years ago I got new tires and they wanted to charge me $10 to dispose of them. I said no thank you and put them on the curb by the trash. In a couple of hours one of those "vultures" disposed of them for me for free.

SCORE!!

We are so twisted here - we see whose pile disappears not only fastest but most completedly ness.

This year we are gonna win hands down!!

We had a beat up Ford Tempo actually park next to the curb in front of our house and wait for the hubby to show up with a pick-up truck. They took everything!! Old BBQ, patio furniture, umbrella stand and all....

WINNER!!!

Had to call DH on his way home from late meeting to warn him not to be 'fraid of the lurkers. They had been there quite awhile!

LOL-he just went outside to get something from his truck and said....man, you put your garbage out for someone else to take and then you gotta help them jumpstart their cars so they can leave with all your old stuff!!

Now thats funny right there....

 

[soccerdad-Chris]

You also might be a redneck if you go to family reunions to meet women (or men).

Or, if your home is mobile and more than two of your vehicles are not.

Or, .....

Okay, I could go on for hours on this one. Gotta save some for the on-board party!!

 

[ophie]

Seriously... I can't keep up over here. You guys talk a lot... I heard you were all misbehaving. I hope no one's gotten kicked off the big floaty thing for misbehaving before we even get there.

Mom's first trip in the car since coming home from the hospital went well, but I think it made me more tired than it made her. Hope you're all well. Night night.

 

[BeanoC]

If your family tree does not fork... you might be a redneck.

 

[tinkryansmom]

We have the same thing here, Johnna."May clean-up week"... You can either leave extra stuff out with the garbage, or hall it over to the city yard. They'll take tires, fridges; anything, no charge. But there is enough of that, um, 'element' in this town that if you leave anything outside for more than 4 minutes, it's gone - even if you weren't disposing it!

Uh huh - there was a bit in the Tracy Press - police blotter. Apparently a DH placed DS's bike out too near the trash and a neighbor took it thinking it was being disposed of.

Said neighbor refused to return the bike when the mistake was noticed.

Police decided it was a "civil matter"

I love this town!!

 

[tinkryansmom]

If you can misplace your car in your front lawn, you might be a redneck.

But no, Johnna, it's not rednecks that take yer junk here. It's... someone else. I must be politically correct here! I'm a guessin' you can figure it out!

10-4 go buddy - I gotcha - same here.

 

[BeanoC]

ophie ! So glad to see you, dear. Sounds like mom is comin' along ok?

See you next week!!

If you see an ad that says "Say no to crack" and it reminds you to pull up your pants, you might be a redneck.

 

[Tenorsinging]

IF your Wife's hairdo has ever been destroyed by a ceiling fan....


you might be a redneck...



OPHIE!!!!!

 

[Tenorsinging]

IF you think a six-pack and a bug zapper is quality entertainment...


you might be a redneck....

BEANO!!!!

 

[soccerdad-Chris]

If your family tree does not fork... you might be a redneck.

That's true. It's also true that if your bicycle has a gun rack, you might be a redneck.

You might also be a redneck if you are on a first-name basis with the local taxidermist.

 

[Tenorsinging]

IF you've lost more than 2 teeth opening beer bottles....


you might be a redneck

 

[BeanoC]

Hmmmm.... I think I AM the local taxidermist!!

Ok that was bad.

Favorite redneck phrase: "Used 'ta could."

"Can you still dance?" "Nah, but I used 'ta could".

"Gimme a minute, I might could again"!

 

[Soccermom-Cheri]

HHHHHHHHHHEEEEEEEELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!

 

[Tenorsinging]

IF you helped your cousin move his refrigerator, and the grass underneath it has turned yellow...


you just might be a redneck...

 

[Soccermom-Cheri]

holy cow! 6 posts while I'm typing 1? is it my typing?

 

[ophie]

ophie ! So glad to see you, dear. Sounds like mom is comin' along ok?

See you next week!!

lol... I actually need this vacation now. She's doing alright. Her foot's still kinda swollen so she's still hobbling. First Dr's appt is next Tues. They'll check her stitches, etc from the hand surgery. But overall she's okay. She's in good spirits and she isn't as emotional as she was when she first got home. I think she's getting worried though about what she'll do when I leave.

Oh... I need everyone's help. Mom's going to be "Hospital Patient Barbie" for Halloween. I need ideas about what a hospital patient Barbie would look like. Got a few ideas already (i.e., Barbie's friends Skipper & Malibu Stacy signing the cast), but I need more. Who are Barbie's other friends? Okay people... there's your assignment for all your chatting on Wednesday.

 

[Tenorsinging]

Ophie: Can you get some green scrubs, and a blonde wig with braids????

 

[Tenorsinging]

holy cow! 6 posts while I'm typing 1? is it my typing?

If people can post 6 times to your 1....


you might be a redneck......



jest joshing ya!!!!

 

[soccerdad-Chris]

Well, I'd definately suspect you of being a redneck if you were shooting pool when any of your children were born.

Or, if your mother has "ammo" on her Christmas list.

Or, (Beano, this one's for you), you've ever worn shorts to a funeral home.

Or, if your mother has ever stomped into the house and announced that "the feud is back on!!"

 

[Soccermom-Cheri]

Redneck Barbie:This pale model comes dressed in her own Wrangler jeans, two sizes too small, a NASCAR shirt, and Tweety Bird tattoo on her shoulder. She has a six-pack of Coors Light and a Hank Williams, Jr. CD set. She can spit over 5 feet and kick mullet-haired Ken's a** when she is drunk. Purchase her pickup truck separately and get a confederate flag bumper sticker absolutely free.

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