October 29, 2005 Magic Part 2

BeanoC · Oct 19, 2005

Cheri, now that's FUNNY right there! :rotfl2:

Chris - I go to my funeral home in shorts quite often, actually!

If you took a date to your wedding, you might be a redneck.

Tenorsinging · Oct 19, 2005

What do you call a bunch of tractors sitting outside a McDonalds in Arkansas?????

Senior Prom!!!! :rotfl:

Don't anybuddy from Arkansas get mad!!! Jest a joke, I love Arkansas, have some relly tives that live there.

Tenorsinging · Oct 19, 2005

You know that everyone is gonna kill us tomm, when they wake up and they have to read 20 pages!!!!!!!!

IF your richest relative buys a new house and you have to help him take the wheels off it....

You might be a redneck

soccerdad-Chris · Oct 19, 2005

BeanoC said:
Chris - I go to my funeral home in shorts quite often, actually!

I guess I made my point then. :rotfl2:

Tenorsinging · Oct 19, 2005

OKAY OKAY LAST ONE I PROMISE......rednecks honor....

IF you and your wife have the same haircut.....

you might be a redneck

For the love of Stevie Wonder....it's 12:16....I guess it is earlier where you guys are huh????

BeanoC · Oct 19, 2005

What do you call an Alabama farmer with a sheep under each arm?

A pimp.

Tenorsinging · Oct 19, 2005

ooooohhhhhhhh....Beano bettah watch it....Sue Ellen is lerkin....already
spanked me.... (see post 6236)

no disrespect Sue Ellen, I know you have a job to do, and I respect that. You have to think about the good of all and not just loons like me

Soccermom-Cheri · Oct 19, 2005

BeanoC said:
What do you call an Alabama farmer with a sheep under each arm?

A pimp.

EEEWWWWWW! Funny but sick and wrong!

one last redneck for the evening from me:
This tobacco-chewing, brassy-haired Barbie has a pair of her own high-heeled sandals with one broken heel from the time she chased Beer-Gut Ken out of trash-talkin'-Barbie's house. Her ensemble includes low-rise acid-washed jeans, fake fingernails, and a see-through halter top. Also available with a mobile home

Soccermom-Cheri · Oct 19, 2005

Tenorsinging said:
not just loons like me

Alice Roosevelt (Teddy's daughter) said, "If you don't have anything good to say, come sit by me." the white-coats will never find us, right "Victoria"?

Tenorsinging · Oct 19, 2005

OMG DID SOMEBUDDY SAY WHITE COATS??????????? :earseek:

BeanoC · Oct 19, 2005

A cowboy told his grandson the secret to a long life.
He said, "You gotta sprinkle a little gunpowder on your oatmeal, see. If you do, you'll live to a nice ripe old age."

So the cowboy did this religiously every day, and sure enough, lived to the nice ripe old age of 96.

When he died he left behind 4 children, 8 grandchildren, 15 great-grandchildren

...and a 16 foot hole in the wall of the crematorium.

soccerdad-Chris · Oct 19, 2005

Soccermom-Cheri said:
EEEWWWWWW! Funny but sick and wrong!

one last redneck for the evening from me:
This tobacco-chewing, brassy-haired Barbie has a pair of her own high-heeled sandals with one broken heel from the time she chased Beer-Gut Ken out of trash-talkin'-Barbie's house. Her ensemble includes low-rise acid-washed jeans, fake fingernails, and a see-through halter top. Also available with a mobile home

Be careful there, oh bride 'o mine, or me and the chillins gonna be visiting you at Trembling Hills.

BeanoC · Oct 19, 2005

Chris - Trembling Hills... do they have concierge service there? :rotfl:

soccerdad-Chris · Oct 19, 2005

BeanoC said:
Chris - Trembling Hills... do they have concierge service there?

Yeah, Beano, they actually do have that. All part of the fee, if you know what I mean. If fact, if I recall correctly, Thierry's brother Francois works there, and like Thierry, will take care of every need.

Soccermom-Cheri · Oct 19, 2005

no

BeanoC · Oct 19, 2005

Cheri, I'll come and visit you when you're committed. How does cakebread taste by spoon? :bitelip:

BeanoC · Oct 19, 2005

If I am gonna have to start talking to myself, I am just gonna go to bed! I don't want to risk getting tarzanman syndrome. I have seen it up close, and it ain't pretty.

Hey, we should be hitting 5000 posts pretty soon! Prolly happen around the same time I get my docs.

Tenorsinging · Oct 19, 2005

Nitey Nite Beans!!!

:grouphug:

Soccermom-Cheri · Oct 19, 2005

hey, maybe we'll get ours around the same time. ya think? we could throw a party of somethin'

SpaceFaringBob · Oct 19, 2005

HEY DADDY-O! I have read some posts for awhile, which leads me to this question, what is tarzanman syndrome?

October 29, 2005 Magic Part 2

I almost don't feel the way I do.

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I almost don't feel the way I do.

What dat thang?

one beachfront bungalow on Castaway Cay, please<br

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I almost don't feel the way I do.

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one beachfront bungalow on Castaway Cay, please<br

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