October 29, 2005 Magic Part 2

[ophie]

I. is person A being conked over the head by person B with a frying pan

 

[Tenorsinging]

Of course we did. What kind of question is that? What? You don't trust us??

I'm not paranoid...I'm not, I'm not

......you didn't cheat on me with any other posters did you?......

 

[Tenorsinging]

poopwackles......not I, it's H, yeah H, that's it, that's the ticket....what is that???? Man, I would really be the nit Betsy said I was ifin I didn't know what H was.....

 

[ophie]

poopwackles......not I, it's H, yeah H, that's it, that's the ticket....what is that???? Man, I would really be the nit Betsy said I was ifin I didn't know what H was.....

H. is person A getting a wedgie from person B

 

[ophie]

I'm not paranoid...I'm not, I'm not

......you didn't cheat on me with any other posters did you?......

Actually, I'm cheating on the ThreadKillers with you guys. You're all my mistresses.

 

[Tenorsinging]

AHAAAAAAAAA!!!!!! I told Tim that that was somebody givin someone a wedgie!!!!!! And he's like....no it aint!!!! See, there right there...that's a little bit of that there British stuff I wuz talkin bout before!!!!!!


But wedgie giving???? That's serious fun??????

 

[ophie]

- The guys on formal night.

 

[Soccermom-Cheri]

tenor, 500? where else you been posting girl? Wanna check out the other places you've been spreading your wit and wisdom... places that might be craving input from the rest of us all-knowing souls


I am sure Cheri, that the original poster of "cancelled cruise" would have liked me to have kept my "wit and wisdom" to myself....I think I am poster #43, 44 sumpin like that....I guess I shoulda stayed out of it, but she just sounded so high and mighty.......I couldn't help myself!!!!! Nobody is above the rules, and no one in my opinion, is too good to have to follow them. Must be that British uptight thang....know alot about that right there I do, I do....yep, uh huh, uh huh...

OMG, I think my most favorite post ever was post #40, on the Teen Thread...yes, I know I have no business on the Teen Thread....it was under a sticky called "Everyone Read" (didn't know it was the teen thread when I opened it) but I just couldn't help it......they were just all so self-rightous and sanctimonious!!!!! Little teenager know it all's. I couldn't resist posting...I am proud to say that I killed the thread though, nobody typed anything after me...of course since it is a sticky, it's still there.

The rest would probably be boring to you, I post on my soapies threads sometimes, ...DH, AMC, Alias, West Wing, GH....I can only be "witty and wisdomy" so much a day...and I try to save most of it, what little I have, for you guys. You always torture the ones you love.....

Hmmm gotta find that cancelled cruise thread. Sounds liked some good stuff goin' on. Grumpy peeps to be riled up and it's always good to remind the Teens that the sun is still the center of the universe (unless something changed that no one told cheri 'bout ) .. Bet you did real good tenor!

***how was date night? You never did divulge who it was you was datin' ***

I'd love to have more time on the boards (me jealous big time). Too busy lording over homeowrk and playing taxi driver to the golf course. Shouldn't I be gettin' tips? (and I mean $$$, not "go play on the freeway" tips ----- ha! Beat you to it Beano!)

 

[Soccermom-Cheri]

Who are these "Threadkillers" and do we really want to mess with them?

 

[ophie]

Who are these "Threadkillers" and do we really want to mess with them?

Oh, they're good people. But we're not monogamous.

 

[Tenorsinging]

OMG!!!!!! The teens on our cruise, on their thread are calling us


OLD GEEZERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Might have to go snap sum heads!!!!!!!!!!

Who do they think they are?????? BETSY: ATTACK!!!!!!!!!!!


Cheri: well.......you know..............I never kiss and tells...

 

[ophie]

OMG!!!!!! The teens on our cruise, on their thread are calling us


OLD GEEZERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Yeah... Bob and Johnnie are going to get it for that...

PSPs will die... IPODs will roll...

I will have allegiance!!!

Umm... I mean...

 

[Tenorsinging]

Ophie me darlin....we's is all alone...it's just you and me and Cheri...


OOOPPPPS....I fergot about them thar



.......LURKERS!!!!!!!.......


come out, come out....wherever you are...........

 

[Soccermom-Cheri]

OK - Oophie, checked out that Teen board and ..... from now on I dub thee Oophie the Young. Some of us are geezers compared to you (but only slightly )

 

[Soccermom-Cheri]

My neighbor is a lurker.HI ANNA!!! Get this: She had #8532 all resserved for the week school got out in June. THEN, the district pushed back the school year! No BEEG DEAL you say? Yeah, except her daughter is graduating that week. @#%$%&^%*^&*^*^&

 

[Tenorsinging]

BUMMMERRRRRR dudette!!!! That bites!!!


hey, does anybody like my new siggie that Betsy gave me????

 

[Soccermom-Cheri]

tenor. is your counter correct? 14 days? Help me!! How has the tried and true method of "Lose 14 Pounds in 14 Days While Eating and Drinking What You Want"??? Could you ship it overnight? (OK, maybe I'm willing to give up cheese, and chocolate..... nope. That's it)

did I mention: Yesterday was my LAST DAY of work before the cruise? So, if tenor's timer is right, me got's only 2 weeks to shop, pack, figger out transportation, etc...... plenty of time. Should probably start around the ... 24th, what d'ya think? (the OCD planners are sweating now )

 

[Tenorsinging]

well...the counter is "sorta" right. In 14 days I will be at the Swan...and 16 days I will be on the boat.....

I lost most of my weight staying on stage one for 4 weeks instead of 2 on South Beach, and the treadmill an hour a day 4-5 days a week. Have not done too good the last 2 days though....especially at the fair yesterday. Oh well...I guess I can only do so much in 14 days...not sure I can be good once I get to the Swan.

 

[ophie]

Alright ladies. I have to pack up some things. I'm headed to NC tomorrow to help my mom with her recovery. (She was in an accident this past Sunday evening and is in a back brace now). I'll be up there until just before I come meet you guys!

You guys have a nice night.

PD for everyone!

 

[BeanoC]

Cheri - You're killin' me here. Time to start planning? AAAAHHH!!

I already told the limo driver where I want him to park during our grocery stop!

I am not impatient. I'm not I'm not I'm not!!

Now if you'll excuse me, I need to go and figure out a way to make the airport escalators move faster.



'Beano'