October 29, 2005 Magic Part 2

[Bo'sMom]

Go ahead. You can say it too!

Come on!

<<God-fa-tha-er!<<

Wow. You managed to mimic my Bahsten accent poifectly.

 

[BeanoC]

This cruise is getting so close... must start practicing the 'Beano Cruise Mantra".


This is my beer. There are many like it, but this one is mine.

My beer is my best friend. It is my life. I must master it as I must master my life.

My beer, without me, is useless. Without my beer, I am useless. I must drink my beer true. I must drink faster than my enemy who is trying to out drink me. I must belch at him before he belches at me. I WILL...

My beer and myself know that what counts on this cruise is not the numbers we drink, the noise of our belch, nor the smells we make. We know that it is the buzz that counts. WE WILL BUZZ...

My beer is human, even as I, because it is my life. Thus, I will learn it as a brother. I will learn its weaknesses, its strength, its parts, its accessories, its sights and its foam. I will ever guard it against the ravages of weather and damage as I will ever guard my legs, my arms, my eyes and my heart against damage. I will keep my beer cold and ready. We will become part of each other. WE WILL...

Before Adolph Coors, I swear this creed. My beer and myself are the defenders of my country. We are the masters of our enemy.

So be it, until victory is America's and there is no enemy, but peace!

And beer.



'Beano'

 

[Bo'sMom]

This cruise is getting so close... must start practicing the 'Beano Cruise Mantra".


This is my beer. There are many like it, but this one is mine.

My beer is my best friend. It is my life. I must master it as I must master my life.

My beer, without me, is useless. Without my beer, I am useless. I must drink my beer true. I must drink faster than my enemy who is trying to out drink me. I must belch at him before he belches at me. I WILL...

My beer and myself know that what counts on this cruise is not the numbers we drink, the noise of our belch, nor the smells we make. We know that it is the buzz that counts. WE WILL BUZZ...

My beer is human, even as I, because it is my life. Thus, I will learn it as a brother. I will learn its weaknesses, its strength, its parts, its accessories, its sights and its foam. I will ever guard it against the ravages of weather and damage as I will ever guard my legs, my arms, my eyes and my heart against damage. I will keep my beer cold and ready. We will become part of each other. WE WILL...

Before Adolph Coors, I swear this creed. My beer and myself are the defenders of my country. We are the masters of our enemy.

So be it, until victory is America's and there is no enemy, but peace!

And beer.



'Beano'

<<

Substitute chocolate strawberry for beer and I'm all over that mantra.

 

[Bo'sMom]

Is it obvious I have no work tomorrow?

 

[DisneyDmbNut]

no school tomorrow..but I have to work..if that is what you want to call it

 

[Bo'sMom]

no school tomorrow..but I have to work..if that is what you want to call it

The great thing is that my son has school but in the district I work in, we don't. An entire day off alone. Whoo hoo! Mall here I come!

 

[tarzanman]

Somewhere out there is a lady who I think will never be a nun. Auf Wiedersehen, darling.

How do you solve a problem like Maria?
How do you catch a cloud and pin it down?
How do you find a word that means Maria?

A flibityjibbit
A whilithewhisp
A clown!

 

[DisneyDmbNut]

i think everyone burned out

 

[DisneyDmbNut]

oops...spoke too soon!

 

[Bo'sMom]

How do you solve a problem like Maria?
How do you catch a cloud and pin it down?
How do you find a word that means Maria?

A flibityjibbit
A whilithewhisp
A clown!

LOL!

 

[Bo'sMom]

i think everyone burned out

I tend to do that to people.

 

[tarzanman]

I have confidence in sunshine! I have confidence in rain! I have confidence that spring will come again! As far as I can see, I have confidence in me!

I'm Kurt, I am encouragable!
Why didn't Freidrick stop smiling in that scene anyway?

 

[tarzanman]

Somewhere over the rainbow
Way up high
There's a land that I heard of
Once in a lullaby

Somewhere over the rainbow
Skies are blue
And the dreams that you dare to dream
Really do come true

Some day I'll wish upon a star
And wake up where the clouds are far behind me
Where troubles melt like lemondrops
Away above the chimney tops
That's where you'll find me

Somewhere over the rainbow
Bluebirds fly
Birds fly over the rainbow
Why then, oh why can't I?
Some day I'll wish upon a star
And wake up where the clouds are far behind me
Where troubles melt like lemondrops
Away above the chimney tops
That's where you'll find me

Somewhere over the rainbow
Bluebirds fly
Birds fly over the rainbow
Why then, oh why can't I?

If happy little bluebirds fly
Beyond the rainbow
Why, oh why can't I?

 

[BeanoC]

"I am 41, going on 42, I know that I love beer. Soft drinks are dandy, so is that brandy, but get that crap out of here. Totally unprepared am I, to drink a glass of milk, but give a frosty mug of beer, and down it goes like silk..."

Geez I crack myself up.



'Beano'

 

[ophie]

ding,ding,ding...we have a winner
wow..smart, pretty and a HP fan...perfect!!

Now if only they'd give me my Masters for Movie Trivia knowledge!

 

[tarzanman]

I've thrown away my toys, Even my drums and trains, I want to make some noise, with real live airplanes. Some day I'm going to fly, I'll be a pilot to,
and when I do, how would you, like to be my crew?

On the good ship lollipop
its a sweet trip to the candy shop
where bon-bon's play,
on the sunny beach of peppermint bay
Lemonade stands, everywhere
crackerjack bands, fill the air,
and there you are, happy landings on a chocolate bar.

See the sugar bowl do a tootsie roll
in a big bad devils food cake,
if you eat too much, oh, oh,
you'll awake, with a tummy ache.

On the good ship lollipop
its a nice trip, in to bed you hop,
and dream away, on the good ship lollipop

 

[ophie]

How about this one...

Down at the county fair
One evening I was there
I heard a barker shouting
Underneath the flair...

"Oh, I've got a lovely bunch of coconuts.
There they are all standing in a row.
Big ones, small ones, some as big as your head.
Give 'em a twist, a flick of the wrist."
That's what the showman said.

Oi! I've got a lovely bunch of coconuts.
Every ball you throw will make me rich.
There stands me wife,
The idol of me life,
Singing roll a bowl, a ball, a penny a pitch.

Singing, roll a bowl a ball a penny a pitch.
Roll a bowl a ball a penny a pitch.
Roll a bowl a ball.
Roll a bowl a ball.
Singing, roll a bowl a ball a penny a pitch.

Coconuts

 

[tarzanman]

I am crazy spoon-head man. I am so crazy I got a spoon stuck to my head. Won't you please give me some candy!

 

[tarzanman]

"Mr. Riddlucktor what is wrong with you? "
"I know of a doctor."
"Tell about him, do."
"Sad to say, one day he fell. Right into a great big well."
"Oh, that's too bad."
"Oh, what? what? Not at all. He should have attended to the sick and let the well alone."

 

[ophie]

2nd all time to the Llama Song... it's Peanut Butter Jelly Time!!!