October 27, 2007 - Cruising around the Moon - A Magical All Hallows Eve

[rer1972]

BREAKING NEWS:

BRITISH FAT BLOKE CARTED OFF BEAUTIFUL BEACH AT GUN POINT BY SAS SPECIAL FORCES SOLDIERS

Today while minding his own business sat quietly on a beautiful beach in Latvia the fat fella was picked-up by a 4 man snatch squad sent by NSY "but what have i done,what have i done" he was heard to say while been chucked into the back of a waiting pick-up truck,said onlooker Wel hungman....

Later speaking to waiting media the fat bloke explained what had gone on early that day "I came to Latvia just to look at some property in the local area and when my business was concluded i decided to have a couple of days on the beach and that's where the problems all started as I'd been reported as missing to New Scotland yard by The DISS GANG ,you see a few months ago i joined a group of very odd,strange people (a little like the moonies)who all live in cyberspace and worship an all seeing all hearing bloke called "mickey".Make no mistake this "BEING" is VERY POWERFUL,He has the power to make you post rubbish 24/7 on his web site,spend huge amounts of cash on his floating Den of Iniquity and has the power to make grown men dance a silly dance in the hope of winning a prize.....

Sorry i forgot to mention I'd be off BUMP duty's for a few days....but am back now......."BUMP"

PS......Happy thanks giving (what the hell it is i aint a clue,but if theirs booze,food and birds (am allowed to look ) it has to be good) HAVE FUN.....

Yeah!!! Chris is back!! I guess those fella's at Scotland Yard did take me seriously. Cooooool

 

[rer1972]

I almost forgot,Latvia's property market is a dump,Hmmm was it the missing tiles on the roof or the fact the estate agent was wearing a shoulder holster and packing a nice heckler and Koch under his jacket that swayed me away from buying a family holiday home there?.....thiers a question,NOT!!....

Chris Chris Chris You should know better. Why buy in Latvia next the the Rats when you can buy in Florida next to the Mouse .

 

[Babs417]

Chris Im glad your still alive

 

[A fat english gent]

Chris Im glad your still alive

If only my wife felt the same way...

 

[vital]

Glad to see you made it home in one piece! Yes, for some of us, Thanksgiving includes booze, food and birds. *in that order*

 

[rer1972]

Glad to see you made it home in one piece! Yes, for some of us, Thanksgiving includes booze, food and birds. *in that order*

You forgot the sleeping. That's what I'm looking forward to the most tomorrow.

 

[A fat english gent]

Glad to see you made it home in one piece! Yes, for some of us, Thanksgiving includes booze, food and birds. *in that order*

Here we go again with that translation thing...Hmmm,in The land of the rain we call the fairer sex "birds" ...I know,i know but I've told the wife the day i stop LOOKING is the day they can nail down the lid.....


ps...And lady's PLEASE,none of that "We never look" nonsense...Er right,my better half can spot a good looking fella in a pair of speedos across a Crowded beach from 100 yards no problem....

 

[vital]

Here we go again with that translation thing...Hmmm,in The land of the rain we call the fairer sex "birds" ...I know,i know but I've told the wife the day i stop LOOKING is the day they can nail down the lid.....


ps...And lady's PLEASE,none of that "We never look" nonsense...Er right,my better half can spot a good looking fella in a pair of speedos across a Crowded beach from 100 yards no problem....

EEEEEW! Speedo's are disgusting! It looks like the men are smuggling grapes in their pants!

You have to be built like a swimmer to get away with wearing a Speedo! I prefer colorful board shorts on my guys!

 

[A fat english gent]

Vital dear,One does hope one's G-string won't offend...

 

[Babs417]

Happy Turkey everone off to Kim3s house for dinner, then on the way to Cape May for the night

 

[vital]

Vital dear,One does hope one's G-string won't offend...

As long as you wax!

 

[A fat english gent]

A man wax?....NO,NO,NO Far too much pain for us chaps sorry...

 

[vital]

MISSION ACCOMPLISHED!! *insert Mission Impossible theme song*

I was up and ready to go at 0350. I drive up to Best Buy and Holy #$*#! The line is literally around the parking lot. That's OK, there's no line at Target and they have the same things I need on sale. I park and join the 5 others in line. I've never done this before so it's all new to me. We chat and get to know one another without mentioning names for 2 hours in 32 degree temps. Finally, the doors open and off we go. I'm running to electronics thinking," So this is what I've been missing all of these years!" I make a rush to the counter and ask loudly about the portable DVD players when I see the digital camera I also want. I tell the girl to throw me one of those so I can get to the DVD player. She was awesome and said, "I've got yours, go to the DVD players." I think I love her! When I get back to the counter, all h-e-double hockey sticks is breaking loose! "give me a camera" "where are those DVD players" "i need Play Station 3 (idiot, those have been gone for days)". The girl spots me and smiles holding my camera for me. I pay and am out of there in 15 minutes! I got a 9" portable DVD player and a Kodak digital camera 6.1 megapixels for..............drum roll please.......................................$209!!!!!
The camera alone would cost that! I'm happy as a pig in slop! Oh, did I mention that I was 6th in line? It was worth freezing my nads off! Now I just have to get a few more things and my shopping will be done. In case you are wondering, the camera is for me . I dropped mine and broke the battery cover so it's been held closed with electrical tape for a while.
I have to go to work now. Hope y'all have a good day!

 

[rer1972]

Nice haul Vital.

So, would the manolantern look count (with the speedo of course)...

?

 

[A fat english gent]

Avoid VITAL (aka Paula)at all costs when said lady is on a shopping mission failure to do so could lead to blood shed.....

 

[A fat english gent]

Where are the "Three MusketKIMS" now we know KIM2 had a weekend pass to go see her dad but what about KIM1 and KIM3?,Has hockeychic deserted this cruise for one of them RC coffin dodgers cruise's,you know one of them were the servers come round and check your pulse between courses to see if you still need a pudding.......

 

[rer1972]

Where are the "Three MusketKIMS" now we know KIM2 had a weekend pass to go see her dad but what about KIM1 and KIM3?,Has hockeychic deserted this cruise for one of them RC coffin dodgers cruise's,you know one of them were the servers come round and check your pulse between courses to see if you still need a pudding.......

What's the link to sign up for that cruise?

 

[Babs417]

Kim3 is on a mini vac. to Rehobeth Del for the weekend, no tax shopping. Not to bad Cape May was in the high60s today. Tomarrow taking 5 grand kids to Phili on the speed line. Its a fast train Santa is going to be on it. Have a good weekend everone.

 

[vital]

Kim3 is on a mini vac. to Rehobeth Del for the weekend, no tax shopping. Not to bad Cape May was in the high60s today. Tomarrow taking 5 grand kids to Phili on the speed line. Its a fast train Santa is going to be on it. Have a good weekend everone.

You have a busy life! Sounds great!
I'll be cleaning the house so I can put up my Christmas decorations. I'm going to take Ethan and my ex-husband to the Christmas tree farm tomorrow and cut our tree. It has been a tradition since Ethan was born. The last few years I took him alone, but now my ex and I get along well enough for him to come along with us. It will be special for Ethan to have his dad there. No, there is no way in he** that we are getting back together. Once you break my trust, it's not fixable. Just doing it for Ethan. Besides, it sucks to get down in the dirt and saw a tree . I'll be able to throw it in the back of the Pathfinder instead of stuffing it in the trunk of the Maxima!

 

[Babs417]

Vital I hope you get a nice tree. We had 9 kids on the train to Phil Didnt lose one.