October 20th 2007 Western Magic Part 7

[Dyerneeds]

Do you think I'd make a good nurse?

Dress up as one and i'll let you know.....

Last one i must go...Karen i'll bet you £100 if you were to dress as a nurse Neil would take a turn for the better...Trust me dear am a man....goodnight ..

 

[Dyerneeds]

a fo for underdog?

 

[Dyerneeds]

Mike and Robin want wedding pictures??? Yikes! This ain't pretty, but here you go:

June 14, 1980

And here's our engagement picture too (just for kicks and giggles) Sorry it's so big, I don't know how to size it down.

GREAT NANCY. ill make sure pop tart sees it when she gets home.

 

[A fat english gent]

This could be my last post here Don't all cheer at once but i had my last joke sensored for using the word "Hump"...i changed it from S**G so ive now changed it again...the very last thing i wanted to was offered anyone....

Three male mice were sitting at a bar with three shots of tequila,arguing
about how tough they were. The first mouse said, "I'm so tough I break
into the cupboard just to eat the rat poison." He slammed down his tequila
and looked at the second mouse.

The second mouse replied, "That's nothing. I'm so tough I run through a
mouse trap, grab the cheese, flip onto my back & benchpress the killer
springed trapwire." He slammed down his tequila and looked at the third
mouse. The third mouse slammed down his tequila, slid off his stool and
began walking away from the bar. The other mice screamed, "Hey, Softy,
where
do you think you're going?!!"

The third mouse replied, "AM GOING HOME TO PLAY BIRDS AND THE BEES WITH THE CAT."....

PS...If this is my last i look forward to seeing all of you on the 20th.....

Chris


pps....Has anyone seen my Fanny-pack Ok only the UK DISSers may get this one....

 

[Dyerneeds]

Good Evening everyone,

I've been gone for only 3 days and had almost 40 pages to catch up on without much posting from the Beefster. What did you guys do to him while I was gone?

rumor has beef has been locked up in his bedroom for days with a calculator, protractor and a stop watch, trying to calculate how he is going to get the #30,000 post. suz says hes been mumbling all weekend...
must get 30,000, must get 30,000.

 

[Dyerneeds]

This could be my last post here Don't all cheer at once but i had my last joke sensored for using the word "Hump"...i changed it from S**G so ive now changed it again...the very last thing i wanted to was offered anyone....

Three male mice were sitting at a bar with three shots of tequila,arguing
about how tough they were. The first mouse said, "I'm so tough I break
into the cupboard just to eat the rat poison." He slammed down his tequila
and looked at the second mouse.

The second mouse replied, "That's nothing. I'm so tough I run through a
mouse trap, grab the cheese, flip onto my back & benchpress the killer
springed trapwire." He slammed down his tequila and looked at the third
mouse. The third mouse slammed down his tequila, slid off his stool and
began walking away from the bar. The other mice screamed, "Hey, Softy,
where
do you think you're going?!!"

The third mouse replied, "AM GOING HOME TO PLAY BIRDS AND THE BEES WITH THE CAT."....

PS...If this is my last i look forward to seeing all of you on the 20th.....

Chris


pps....Has anyone seen my Fanny-pack Ok only the UK DISSers may get this one....

no way!! dont leave. we need those jokes. (birds and bees with the cat just doesnt have the same effect does it?)

 

[Dyerneeds]

For anyone who hasn't already found it, here's some Navigators from the Disney Magic Western Caribbean Sept 8 through Sept 15th.

http://www.cruisingthecaribbeanprincess.com/magicwest.html

thanks steve. i checked them out. i saw taylor mayson the ventriloquist was on that cruise. he was on our last one and we thought he was great!!

 

[Dyerneeds]

Do you like my new Avitar? I borrowed it from another DISser.

very nice.

 

[GOS]

no way!! dont leave. we need those jokes. (birds and bees with the cat just doesnt have the same effect does it?)

Mike - just read your 2005 trip report. This has so got me hyped up for October. Can't wait to meet everyone.

 

[Dyerneeds]

Mike - just read your 2005 trip report. This has so got me hyped up for October. Can't wait to meet everyone.

yea, i did that quite a while ago. since the kids were little ive kept a little tablet of the things we did on our wdw trips.
i always like reading everyone elses trip reports so i thought id bore everyone with mine. i think i posted that before we even knew we were sailing with walt and di and rob and cass again.
ill have to make a deal with cass. ill be talk nice about them on our next trip report if she talks nice about us.

 

[disgrits]

This could be my last post here Don't all cheer at once but i had my last joke sensored for using the word "Hump"...i changed it from S**G so ive now changed it again...the very last thing i wanted to was offered anyone....

Three male mice were sitting at a bar with three shots of tequila,arguing
about how tough they were. The first mouse said, "I'm so tough I break
into the cupboard just to eat the rat poison." He slammed down his tequila
and looked at the second mouse.

The second mouse replied, "That's nothing. I'm so tough I run through a
mouse trap, grab the cheese, flip onto my back & benchpress the killer
springed trapwire." He slammed down his tequila and looked at the third
mouse. The third mouse slammed down his tequila, slid off his stool and
began walking away from the bar. The other mice screamed, "Hey, Softy,
where
do you think you're going?!!"

The third mouse replied, "AM GOING HOME TO PLAY BIRDS AND THE BEES WITH THE CAT."....

PS...If this is my last i look forward to seeing all of you on the 20th.....

Chris


pps....Has anyone seen my Fanny-pack Ok only the UK DISSers may get this one....

Having the joke censored is even funnier than the joke! Don't leave, AFEG! And if you have lost your fanny pack, you're in bigger trouble than disboard censoring........

 

[dizneycrazy4]

This could be my last post here Don't all cheer at once but i had my last joke sensored for using the word "Hump"...i changed it from S**G so ive now changed it again...the very last thing i wanted to was offered anyone....

Three male mice were sitting at a bar with three shots of tequila,arguing
about how tough they were. The first mouse said, "I'm so tough I break
into the cupboard just to eat the rat poison." He slammed down his tequila
and looked at the second mouse.

The second mouse replied, "That's nothing. I'm so tough I run through a
mouse trap, grab the cheese, flip onto my back & benchpress the killer
springed trapwire." He slammed down his tequila and looked at the third
mouse. The third mouse slammed down his tequila, slid off his stool and
began walking away from the bar. The other mice screamed, "Hey, Softy,
where
do you think you're going?!!"

The third mouse replied, "AM GOING HOME TO PLAY BIRDS AND THE BEES WITH THE CAT."....

PS...If this is my last i look forward to seeing all of you on the 20th.....

Chris


pps....Has anyone seen my Fanny-pack Ok only the UK DISSers may get this one....

NOOOOO don't leave us already.....

Glad you aren't leaving your FANNY pack behind

 

[Dyerneeds]

everyones being boo'd and here sits some moron from ohio that has to wait for his wife to come home and work her computer magic so i can get my boo.

 

[Dyerneeds]

did my boo work?

Ahhhhhhh - my boo wont work

Why wont my boo bounce?

God damn pumpkin


I give up

See that stupid little white box with the little red cross in my signature? -

well, thats my boo

I HATE TECHNOLOGY

you got yours to work.
you got me beat.

 

[minnieandmickey]

AT least you've been booed (insert pathetic pouty face here)

 

[PrincessMom2002]

I have one directly above my ankle. The guy said it would hurt but, I am so small that every place is boney so he said we would just go with and and deal with the pain as it occured. I was laughing through the whole thing. It did not hurt at all. It tickled more then anything. DH got one on the same spot different ankle and he said his hurt. I am planning #2 and kind of concerned that it will hurt it will cover more space then the one I have so I am kind of scared for this one.

Are you going with the other ankle? It ended up that the tattoo I got is bigger than I thought it would be so there is no way it would have even fit on my ankle anyway. I really really like the look of them on the tops of feet but I think THAT would be painful! When are you going to get #2? I'm thinking sometime this winter.

 

[millerpjm]

everyones being boo'd and here sits some moron from ohio that has to wait for his wife to come home and work her computer magic so i can get my boo.

AT least you've been booed (insert pathetic pouty face here)

I have not been "booed" either

Actually, I'm not sure what it's all about!

 

[Dyerneeds]

AT least you've been booed (insert pathetic pouty face here)

oh believe me. ive been boo'ed my whole life.
(if i knew how id send it to you)
if i try it, i may get an episode of mission impossible" this computer will self destruct in 10 seconds."

 

[PrincessMom2002]

I have not been "booed" either

Actually, I'm not sure what it's all about!

Me neither. I didn't even get boo'ed last Halloween. I think someone is trying to tell me something.

 

[Timon]

you got yours to work.
you got me beat.

Mike, the instructions are in the PM, I know you can do it!