i guess you could mean me.
i booked this cruise a while back and have been lurking ever since.
hope you folks will welcome me. you seem like a fun group.
they call me big red because of my hair color.
the main reason im going on this cruise is because a neighbor of mine is also sailing that week. he doesnt know im going.
you see he is married but ive been watching him for a while now and i just cant take my eyes off of him.
i know he thinks im cute and i realize he has been happily married for over 30 years but i just feel if i can get him alone on the cruise that i could convince him to leave his wife for me.
i dont know what it is about him. his bald head, or his scar, or his beautiful blue eyes, but every time he goes out to wash his car, its like time for a diet coke break and i must watch him.
his wife is named after some bird. like blue jay or something. not sure.?
anyway i hope you will welcome me. and ill be bringing along my friend. we went to dancing school together. her name is candy. she is very friendly and i think we will fit right into your group.
BIGRED