October 20th 2007 Western Magic Part 5

[B9erSteve]

nope, I think that people can be very clueless. And when called on it they become beligerent. I deal with it everyday.

 

[Karen Mouse]

OK - before you read this you need to know that I really do have better things to do than this but I couldnt resist once I thought about it.

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I decided to go and see who has taken the most of the 1000 mark posts....meaning who got post number 1000, 2000, 3000, etc. So the totals are:

oybolshoi - 4 in total (6000, 7000, 8000, and 16000)

JLDSMD and cntkg1 are tied with 3 each

Lindy Loo, A fat English Gent, and Dyerneeds each have 2

and

Cheryl N WI, MinnMIck1, Wine Diva and Scouter each have 1

20 so far done - who will get number 21???


Jessalynn

None for me

So off I go to take the transfer off. Darn it, the green had dyed the shirt. If I would have taken it off the same day if would not have been a problem but it has been 4 days. So I decided to give up on that shirt. Not like I can't go out and buy another $3 shirt.

So as I was balling up the shirt I looked at the tag and it says 100% cotton. Hmmm. I wonder if that was the problem.

I think all the ones I bought are 100% cotton - does that mean I have to go shopping again

Here they are. These are the backs and we will leave the fronts blank.

They look fab - very professional

 

[Karen Mouse]

Me: Well, it wouldn't bother me so much if you didn't smell so bad.

love it !

I hate that too. I cant stand people standing close behind me - like in the queues for the rides when people insist on standing so close you can feel their breath on your neck - ewk!

I always take a step back and tread as hard as I can on their toes then say "oops, sorry, I didnt know you were soooo close."

Norty of me I know, but very satisfying

 

[Karen Mouse]

Hi folks

just to let you know - I emailed disney cruise line on just the regular "contact us" section and asked them re Ellis' medical form etc - had they received it and to change our home address etc

They answered within 1 day confirming they had received it, so if anyone has any questions - just email them - they were very speedy at answering.

 

[Karen Mouse]

I have been reading my passporter - what happens if they upgrade you and you dont like where you end up???

I have specifically chosen my cabin - deck 5 aft and wouldnt want to be upgraded if it meant i was eg deck 1 or 2 in a cat 9 etc. Just personal choice I know and everyone likes different decks for diff reasons, but what happens if you dont like where they upgrade you to? I dont want to sound ungrateful

 

[GOS]

I hate that too. I cant stand people standing close behind me - like in the queues for the rides when people insist on standing so close you can feel their breath on your neck - ewk!

Not as bad as in France, they lean on you!!

 

[GOS]

An early FO.

Come on Chris... where are you?

Heather

 

[A fat english gent]

One is here just lurking...And i didn't wish to steal your F.O....

INTERVIEW WITH ST PETER

A man appeared before St. Peter at the Pearly Gates.

Have you ever done anything of particular merit?" St. Peter asked.

Well, I can think of one thing," the man offered.

Once, on a trip to the Black Hills out in South Dakota, came upon a gang of bikers who were threatening a young woman. I directed them to leave her alone, but they wouldn't listen.

So, I approached the largest and most heavily tattooed biker and smacked him in his face, kicked his bike over, ripped out his nose ring, and threw it on the ground.

I yelled, "Now, back off or I'll kick the crap out of all of you"

St. Peter was impressed.

"When did this happen?"

Just a couple minutes ago..."

 

[A fat english gent]

Heather are they THAT BAD ...

Chase Manhattan Bank
An elderly lady walked into a branch of the Chase Manhattan Bank building holding a large paper bag in her hand. She told the young man at the window that she wished to take the $3 million she had in the bag and open an account with the bank. She said that first, though, she would like to meet the President of Chase Manhattan Bank. Due to the amount of money involved, the teller seemed to think that that was a reasonable request and after opening the paper bag and seeing bundles of $1,000 bills which amounted to right around $3 million, telephoned the President's secretary to obtain an appointment for the woman.

The woman was escorted upstairs and ushered into the president's office. Introductions were made and she stated that she liked to get to know the people she did business with on a more personal level. The bank president then asked her how she came into such a large sum of money.

"Was it an inheritance?" he asked.

"No," she answered.

"Was it from playing the stock market?" he inquired.

"No," she replied.

He was quiet for a second, trying to think of where this elderly woman could possibly have come up with $3 million.

"I bet," she stated.

"As in horses?" he asked.

"No," she replied. "I bet people." Seeing his confusion, she explained that she just bet on different things with people. All of a sudden she said, "I'll bet you $25,000 that by 10:00 o'clock tomorrow morning your balls will be square."

The bank president figured she must be off her rocker and decided to take her on her bet. He didn't know how he could lose. For the rest of the day he was very careful. He decided to stay home that evening and take no chances as there was $25,000 at stake.

When he got up in the morning and took his shower, he checked to make sure everything was okay. There was no difference in his scrotal appearance. He looked the same as he always had. He went to work and waited for the woman to come in at 10:00 o'clock, humming as he went. he knew this would be his lucky day -- how often did he get handed $25,000 for doing nothing?

At 10:00 o'clock sharp the woman was shown into his office. With her was a man. When the bank president asked what the other man was doing in the office, she informed the president that he was her lawyer and she always took him along when there was that much money involved. "Well," she asked, "what about our bet?"

"I don't know how to tell you this," he replied, "but I'm the same as I've always been, only $25,000 richer!"

The lady seemed to accept this, but requested that she be able to see for herself. The bank president thought this was a reasonable request considering the amount of money involved and dropped his trousers. She instructed him to bend over and then she grabbed hold of him. Sure enough, everything was fine. His balls were not square.

The bank president then looked up and saw her lawyer, standing across the room banging his head against the wall. "What's wrong with him?" he inquired.

"Oh, him," she answered. I bet him $100,000 that by 10:00 o'clock this morning I'd have the president of Chase Manhattan Bank by the balls."

 

[cntkg1]

Do you think I am a little rough around the edges ??

Not at all Cass. But I do love how you named her "Twit"!

love it !

I hate that too. I cant stand people standing close behind me - like in the queues for the rides when people insist on standing so close you can feel their breath on your neck - ewk!

I always take a step back and tread as hard as I can on their toes then say "oops, sorry, I didnt know you were soooo close."

Norty of me I know, but very satisfying

EXCELLENT idea Karen. I just hope there isn't another KK standing behind me when we are all trying to board the ship.

 

[Dyerneeds]

Bed so early??? You're on vacation, I thought

no comment.

 

[Dyerneeds]

I would like to know what he has been telling you. He has never painted any of my nails. If I could get him to do a good job on them maybe then I would consider.

maybe it was candy's nails he was painting.

 

[GOS]

Heather are they THAT BAD

No they're great

Had to pop out for some lunch.

Heather

 

[Dyerneeds]

He's got prettier feet than me I walk around in bare feet all day. I hate socks, hate shoes ('cept me crocs ) so my feet have calluses and are rough. He wears socks when it's 35 freakin' degrees out so his feet are all soft and pretty

Ok, you gotta PM me now with that story! I need a good laugh

ill have her send it to you when she gets home. i could try it but the computer would probably blow up.
and whats with girls and those crocs? robin got a couple pair and now she wants to go back for more. i think she wants to have every color of the rainbow.

 

[Dyerneeds]

So I got into a verbal fight this evening at the mall

I was buying a backpack for our trip, I was standing at the till paying for the bag, both of which were on a very small counter and this lady comes up behind/beside me and puts the bag that she is buying AND her purse on the counter, right in front of me. She was so close to me that if I turned my head to the left towards her, we would be nose to nose So I look at her bags, I look at her, give her a dirty look and look back down at her bags, back up at her.

Not getting the subtle hint I turn to her and say "Do you mind?????? " She says "What???"

Me: What??? Hello! You wanna back up a little and give me some space?
Twit: Hmmmm...what...I thought you were done.
Me: Umm, nooooo. I am still paying for my purchase, thanks.
Twit still refuses to budge.
Me: Hello...what is your problem????
Twit: What is the problem?
Me: The problem is YOU. Have you ever heard of personal space??
Twit: I just put my bag down what is the big deal?
Me: The big deal is that I AM STILL HERE HONEY.
Twit: I still don't know what your problem is, I just my bag down here. (I am getting really mad now )
Me: Well, it wouldn't bother me so much if you didn't smell so bad.

I grab my receipt and walk away.

Am I asking too much??? I would just like a few inches between me and the next person. It's not like it was crowded, it was just me and her. No one else for miles. I'm trying to punch in my pin # for my debit card and she's like up my frikken ****

Do you think I am a little rough around the edges ??

go ahead cass. you can have our upgrade.

just think of what it will be like if we get too close to kira.

 

[cntkg1]

Question for you. Do you think our shirt logo would look good on a pink shirt. I know little DD would want a pink shirt if she had her way.

Looks good to me.

 

[Dyerneeds]

Looks good to me.

i hope your dd is going to patch that boys pants before oct.
or is that the way these young kids are wearing them these days.

 

[cntkg1]

Those are his church pants! Actually, it is the way they are wearing them these days and he probably paid more for one pair of those than 1/2 car payment.

i hope your dd is going to patch that boys pants before oct.
or is that the way these young kids are wearing them these days.

 

[Walt & Di]

Your shirts are great.
Diane

 

[MomsOf2boys]

You get a nice gift in your room.

They use to have a nice reception for us, but now what they have is lame. Not worth the time. Just go and score some Mickey Rice Krispie bars and leave. The old reception had a nice spread of cheeses, shrimp, and other appetizers.

Woohooo....Another gift for me. But no shrimp....geez... I'll go for the bars... do they look like Mickey? hahahhaa