October 20th 2007 Western Magic Part 4

[A fat english gent]

When I'll just go ahead and entertain myself....

ps...Where are the cheeky girls?...

Upon hearing that her elderly grandfather had just passed away, Katie went straight to her grandparent's house to visit her 95 year old grandmother and comfort her.

When she asked how her grandfather had died, her grandmother replied, "He had a heart attack while we were making love on Sunday morning."

Horrified, Katie told her grandmother that two people nearly 100 years old having sex would surely be asking for trouble.

"Oh no, my dear," replied granny. "Many years ago, realizing our advanced age, we figured out the best time to do it was when the church bells would start to ring. It was just the right rhythm. Nice and slow and even. Nothing too strenuous, simply in on the Ding and out on the Dong."

She paused to wipe away a tear, and continued, "He'd still be alive if the ice cream van hadn't come along

 

[A fat english gent]

F.O. For the Fat bloke....

 

[A fat english gent]

If we go back to St Thomas and St Maarten again I will have to hurt someone

MEMO TO ONES SELF:

Failure to avoid Cass in St Thomas and St Maarten may lead to PAIN...

 

[A fat english gent]

A woman was very distraught at the fact that she had not had a date or any sex for over 5 years. She was afraid she might have something wrong with her, so she decided to seek the medical expertise of the well known Chinese sex therapist, Dr. Chang.

Upon entering the examination room, Dr. Chang said, "OK, take off all your crose." The woman did as she was told.

"Now get down on your knees and craw reery, reery fass to odder side of room." Again, the woman did as she was instructed.

Dr.Chang then said, "OK, now craw reery, reery fass back to me."

As she did, Dr. Chang shook his head slowly. "Your probrem vewy bad. You haf Ed Zachary Disease. Worse case I ever see, dat why you not haf sex or dates."

The woman asked anxiously, "Oh my God, Dr. Chang, what is Ed Zachary Disease?"

Dr.Chang sighed deeply and replied: "Ed Zachary Disease is when your face look Ed Zachary like your ***."

 

[MinnMick01]

Cass

Is your zip code called a zip code

 

[Dyerneeds]

If we go back to St Thomas and St Maarten again I will have to hurt someone

accept it cass. its going to happen.

blame it on cinnamike, blame it on cinnamike....im a jinx..

 

[Dyerneeds]

my other nickname is charlie brown...a loveable loser

 

[Darkrobe]

Cass

Is your zip code called a zip code

Um, no. It's a Postal Code.
Ours has 3 letters and 3 numbers.
Therefore, when you write to Santa Claus, his postal code is:
H0H 0H0, not HOH OHO.

Here's the Wik for it: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Canadian_postal_code

And all mail addressed to Santa is replied too every year.
You can write to at:
SANTA CLAUS
NORTH POLE H0H 0H0
CANADA

Tidbit for the day: The North Pole is in Canada, try googling it at maps.google.com

And did you know if you're in Canada you also weigh less?

 

[Dyerneeds]

and a good morning to my good friend rob

 

[Dyerneeds]

would like to stay and chat but im off to the hospital (robins parents)

 

[B9erSteve]

Good Luck today, "Losers"!!

As of Yesterday 190.3 lbs! I probably blew it celebrating with my wife last night though. (went to Olive Garden for dinner)

 

[B9erSteve]

Thought provoking questions for today:

Let's say the cruise needs to be rerouted. Besides Castaway Cay (it will be assumed we'll get there for this), and the islands on the Western, what 2 islands would you like to be rerouted to and why?

(Remember, we still only have the week, so we can't go to places like Aruba. They need to fit into Sun-Thur with our stop at CC on Friday. Or you could figure it with a stop at CC on Sunday.)​

Realistically, I don't really care where. I let my wife pick the itinerary because I didn't mind at all. It's a beautiful area of the world that I will be happy to see. Most Touristy places that I have been to have all of the same knick knack and t-shirts with different names printed on them, so shopping isn't a big deal. I thought that Costa Maya might be nice to visit but I have heard others complain about it. If I don't like a particular area, I'll just stay onboard and enjoy the fact that everyone else is off-ship.

 

[JLDSMD]

Hey, just stop by to say Hi.

I see our post count is at 16,813. You guys going to take it over 17,000 this weekend?

Here's a challenge for all you non-WIers, try to do it before us WI KKers are done with our meet tonight. We start at 6:00 CDT. Not sure how long it will last.

Now if the VD would show up, I'm sure they'd get it done. Otherwise, it may be up to Carrie/Scott and Mike/Robin. We'll be done before Cass gets on tonight (well at least the restaurant will kick us out before she gets on ).

You UKers will be sleeping.

 

[cntkg1]

Yeah, it makes it difficult to enjoy the water as a family. Personally, even if a DCL rep was there, I still wouldn't leave all my stuff. They can't be watching all the stuff right? Maybe they could, but I wouldn't trust them to protect my stuff. What about leaving all your improtant stuff on the ship and then putting some cash etc in a water safe thingy that goes around your neck...would that be an option?? Do you like my technical jargon?

I'll be taking a copy of our drivers license so I'm not worried about someone walking off with that. What about our KTTW cards and cameras? Those are the things I'm worried about. Oh and of course....PLANKTON!! I don't want to be the one to leave him in Mexico.

MG,

CONGRATS on winning your bet AND on a great loss this week!!!

Thanks Cass!! I guess worrying about a sick child can help with the big weightloss.

When I'll just go ahead and entertain myself....

WHAT??? I'm not watching.

Upon hearing that her elderly grandfather had just passed away, Katie went straight to her grandparent's house to visit her 95 year old grandmother and comfort her.

When she asked how her grandfather had died, her grandmother replied, "He had a heart attack while we were making love on Sunday morning."

Horrified, Katie told her grandmother that two people nearly 100 years old having sex would surely be asking for trouble.

"Oh no, my dear," replied granny. "Many years ago, realizing our advanced age, we figured out the best time to do it was when the church bells would start to ring. It was just the right rhythm. Nice and slow and even. Nothing too strenuous, simply in on the Ding and out on the Dong."

She paused to wipe away a tear, and continued, "He'd still be alive if the ice cream van hadn't come along

Wonder what grandpa would do if he heard the stock market bell?

A woman was very distraught at the fact that she had not had a date or any sex for over 5 years. She was afraid she might have something wrong with her, so she decided to seek the medical expertise of the well known Chinese sex therapist, Dr. Chang.

Upon entering the examination room, Dr. Chang said, "OK, take off all your crose." The woman did as she was told.

"Now get down on your knees and craw reery, reery fass to odder side of room." Again, the woman did as she was instructed.

Dr.Chang then said, "OK, now craw reery, reery fass back to me."

As she did, Dr. Chang shook his head slowly. "Your probrem vewy bad. You haf Ed Zachary Disease. Worse case I ever see, dat why you not haf sex or dates."

The woman asked anxiously, "Oh my God, Dr. Chang, what is Ed Zachary Disease?"

Dr.Chang sighed deeply and replied: "Ed Zachary Disease is when your face look Ed Zachary like your ***."

And did you know if you're in Canada you also weigh less?

That's it! I'm moving to Canada!!

As of Yesterday 190.3 lbs! I probably blew it celebrating with my wife last night though. (went to Olive Garden for dinner)

Good job Steve. Are you going to have to post a new pic on Cass's website now? We might not recognize you otherwise.

 

[MinnMick01]

Ok, I need some help

Does anyoen know the reason the DCL wants your bithdates before releasing your docs to you?

After paying everything off yesterday we have now reached a road block that I am trying to get around somehow.

 

[MinnMick01]

Just a thought

I am sitting her cutting coupons and I wondered does Canada or the UK have coupons?

 

[Karen Mouse]

As for my answer, it would be to miss dinner, without a doubt.

You'll do ANYTHING to get away from us at dinner - geez you'll even go to the expense of sending a shuttle into space just so you havent got to eat with us - dont forget my lobster is up for grabs Mister - you cant just come up on Lobster day and steal it - I'd like to get to know you a little before giving away my lobster I dont give lobster to just any old stranger.



My pc is driving me CRAZY - IT KEEPS FREEZING - I caught up on pages 1115 - 1120 and then it froze so all the multi quotes thingys disapeared .

Got back on and the only one thats appeared is the one after I logged back into my pc although I didnt have to log back into the Dis - I can feel a big kick coming on

Cass, PLEEEEEEEASE put Kira in her KK baby grow. Just pull the excees fabric to the back out of shot. We wanna see our baby KK!


Did you use paper for dark clothes or light clothes for the transfer? I'm hoping to buy mine this weekend and not sure which to go for?


I'm photographing my friends little one next Friday. I did it for Ellis when he was about 7 months. Loads of photos, black and white, sepia and colour.
Any tips? He sits up on his own, so no need for cushions to prop him up against. I'm using a plain coloured blanket as a backdrop. I want some serious shots aswell as smiley ones.

I dont have a tripod, but I'm going to rig the camera onto a low coffee table to keep it still.





I took my friend to my gym today on a guest pass. She now hates me - we did a spin class followed by an aqua class - she could barely drive afterwards - her legs were hurting so much

If looks could kill I'd have been dead at my pedals

I did treat her to lunch afterwards cos I felt a bit guilty


oh, cant remember who asked - was it Mike? - , but I will be Planktons guardian for the trip, with Nancy as co-guardian

We will have no funny businesswith lil old Planky. He's Brendas wee baby - we must take good care of him

There will be no strapping of rockets to that little fella - pick on someone your own size.........You can strap Neil to a rocket though if you like! That would be rather amusing

 

[MinnMick01]

I have had the transfer sheets for the shirts for about 2 weeks now. I just can not seem to get motivated to go get Scott a shirt. The kids are not wanting one, and I am not sure if I want one or not. But I did promise Scott I would make one for him, just can not seem to get motivated.

 

[Karen Mouse]

I have had the transfer sheets for the shirts for about 2 weeks now. I just can not seem to get motivated to go get Scott a shirt. The kids are not wanting one, and I am not sure if I want one or not. But I did promise Scott I would make one for him, just can not seem to get motivated.

Sorry for spoiling your FO Carrie


You MUST make yourself a t shirt. - all great Konkers are having a t shirt You have ages yet to make them. I havent even got my paper yet and no doubt I'll ruin at least a dozen t shirts before I get one that works

Coupons - yes we get them here in the UK, but not as often and frequent as USA. We dont tend to get them for things like restaurants etc...usually just food items in the grocery stores etc.

 

[JLDSMD]

WHAT??? I'm not watching.

Liar. You'd be watching with wide-eyes.

Wonder what grandpa would do if he heard the stock market bell?

After the last couple of days, if the rhythm didn't kill him, the drops in the market would.