I'm much better at doing math. Convincing a wife takes a pro. Ask Chris (btw, where is he). I'm sure he'll tell you anything is easier than changing a wife's mind.
How long have you been married? Dont you know how to get round her yet???

- come on man, give it your best shot...."but dear.. of course you need a new wardrobe if we cruise... yes dear, new perfume is a cruise must have....yes dear,new shoes and matching handbag are cruise essentials ...yes dear, I know we recently did the same cruise, but not with THESE NUTTERS!........come on Jeff...the list is endless

...so is a womans shopping list

(and shoe collection)
Get your ds to work his magic - I'm putty in my sons hands - one cute look and he gets everything

...and if he gives me a kiss with his arms around my neck (WITHOUT ME BEGGING FIRST) - oh geez - toys r us here we come
Is your ds the same? - all the other moms at school still get kisses as their children go into school - mine just mumbles "get off - people are watching"

- he is the oldest in his year and sometimes I wish he was 2 weeks older (he'd have made it into the next school year above). He's very old for his age in a lot of ways, plus mixing with adults most of the time (no brothers or young cousins either) makes him even more like an old man.
ANYWAY - LESS MATHS AND MORE PLEADING - we'll even plead for you if you can get Suz on here. Come on........we need nut free table mates
Right, I'm signing off for the night. I expect at least 5 pages of waffle to read when I wake up - Brenda - you're excused - get your trippie done
I'm off to bed with a glass of wine and a dvd. Hubby is on night shift again, so I dont expect to see him til morning.
Good night everyone