October 20th 2007 Western Magic Part 2

[oybolshoi]

Hello..low...low...low...low...

Does anyone else hear that echo?

 

[oybolshoi]

Might as well get DIS-post #2,000 here on the Konked Kruiser thread...

I'm so lonely...


Hey, I updated some more of the trippie and although I haven't quite managed to finish day 4, it's getting close. I just don't know how to stop typing.

 

[A fat english gent]

All in hand dear,cards bought,wine in the bottom of the wardrobe as am off again tonight,should/HOPE to be home late Friday early Saturday morning but buying cards and gift was me be prudent just in case....

I DID ASK FOR THE TIME OFF

I'm assuming we didn't win because Jason was excited about an unexpected bonus check that only totaled $475 instead of the $150 million jackpot that we were supposed to win.

Brenda ive just come off the phone with DCL and for $475 we can get you a CAT 32,it's a shared room with a Filipino he/she called Mr letmeloveyoulongtime...he's asked for a pic of Jason

AFEG - put down that dwarf and come and chat - its been too long

"I HAVE NEVER HAD SEXAUL RELATIONS WITH A DWARF"...

Brenda could you ever save up and come to England and cruise with us? You know we could meet you at the airport and show you around the south of England, before or after the cruise?

Im not giving up on us cruising together at one point or another !!!

Im sure Plankton would love to see the Med !

Lindy "lush" loo by the time plankton (if ever)leaves rehab am not convinced the authorities will allow him to return to his drunken parents anyhow...

Its ok Jeff - you can have 2nd place - no doubt you'll post every day while we're cruising and be no1 by the time we get back

Well done Lindy - you got 4000th post - at least that Jeff didnt get it.

Huge congrats on booking another cruise - details please - where does it go? - you never know who else might be travelling - only kidding - I would make you cruise with us a 2nd time around:rofl: - although that water area does look good

4000 posts any poor newcomers will struggle to read that lot before SOME OF US CRUISE....

PS...Brenda can you Jason really allow your little plankie to cruise on his own?....think of all them dangers and temptations for the little guy,heavy drinking along with all that "bad s%%T" to smoke on the islands not to mention all them young towel animals just gagging for some plankie love action .....

 

[Karen Mouse]

HI everyone. I just wanted to pop in and give you all an update on my dad and his surgery. He had a quadruple bypass yesterday morning and is doing great today! He is already out of ICU and in a private room and sitting up in a chair. Thank you all for your kind words. I will be going home on Tuesday, so I will be able to catch up with you all then. Have a great weekend.

Paige

Paige - thanks for the update - glad to hear he's doing so well

"I HAVE NEVER HAD SEXAUL RELATIONS WITH A DWARF"...

Thats what they all say

not to mention all them young towel animals just gagging for some plankie love action .....

"planky love action"

Glad you're back Chris

 

[cntkg1]

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PS...Brenda can you Jason really allow your little plankie to cruise on his own?....think of all them dangers and temptations for the little guy,heavy drinking along with all that "bad s%%T" to smoke on the islands not to mention all them young towel animals just gagging for some plankie love action .....

And I do hope that Plankton's "dad" will do the right thing and have "that talk" with him before sending him along with us.

Side note to Jason...remember, "no glove, no love"!!

(We don't want any "little souveniers" on our watch)

 

[cntkg1]

So here's a real "D'OH" moment. Remember last week when I asked where I could find the Happiest Celebration on Earth cd? Why didn't someone just tell me to look in my cd rack? Now Chuck already snagged me a copy from eBay and I have one of my own.

D'OH!!!!!

 

[oybolshoi]

Brenda ive just come off the phone with DCL and for $475 we can get you a CAT 32,it's a shared room with a Filipino he/she called Mr letmeloveyoulongtime...he's asked for a pic of Jason


Lindy "lush" loo by the time plankton (if ever)leaves rehab am not convinced the authorities will allow him to return to his drunken parents anyhow...

PS...Brenda can you Jason really allow your little plankie to cruise on his own?....think of all them dangers and temptations for the little guy,heavy drinking along with all that "bad s%%T" to smoke on the islands not to mention all them young towel animals just gagging for some plankie love action .....

A Category 32???

Wow!! If we add 3+2, that equals 5... you just got us an upgrade!!!

As for the rest... I am shocked by the x-rated nature of this morning's dialogue and I have no idea where you received the mistaken impression that Jason and I were drunkards (we'll get back to you about the picture once we've finished that bottle of Proseco we just opened for breakfast...)

It's becoming painfully obvious to us that Plankton's cruise chaperones are debauched...

 

[cntkg1]

A Category 32???

It's becoming painfully obvious to us that Plankton's cruise chaperones are debauched...

Debauched? Moi?? Hey, lady, I've been called a lot of things (especially lately) and frankly, "debauched" is one of the nicer ones!!

 

[cntkg1]

HAPPY ST. PATTY'S DAY!!

Any party plans for anyone today??

We have a St.Patty's Day party at SIL/BIL's house at noon. Another party tonight for Milwaukee Bucks Season Ticket holders followed by prime seats for the game. Then Chuck and I are meeting some of my co-workers (I do like a few of them) at a bar to see our warehouse man's band! That's a lot of partying for the old folks. Hope we can keep up with the youngsters!

 

[GOS]

HI everyone. I just wanted to pop in and give you all an update on my dad and his surgery. He had a quadruple bypass yesterday morning and is doing great today! He is already out of ICU and in a private room and sitting up in a chair. Thank you all for your kind words. I will be going home on Tuesday, so I will be able to catch up with you all then. Have a great weekend.

Paige

Glad to hear your Dad's doing well.

Heather

 

[A fat english gent]

HI everyone. I just wanted to pop in and give you all an update on my dad and his surgery. He had a quadruple bypass yesterday morning and is doing great today! He is already out of ICU and in a private room and sitting up in a chair. Thank you all for your kind words. I will be going home on Tuesday, so I will be able to catch up with you all then. Have a great weekend.

Paige

Top news paige,now poor the old lad a brandy....

Where have all the kruisers gone? I'm so lonely here at work without all of you to distract me.

And I'm issuing an APB (all points bulletin) for Chris:

Yes, officer, I know that I've never seen him before but I swear I can help you find him. He's an English dude, from the northern counties, says his name is Chris but often refers to himself as AFEG (A Fat English Gent), and is a Manchester United fan. Hobbies include beer drinking, wise cracking, and dwarf tossing.

If you find him would you please let him know that his fellow cruisers (and even some non-cruisers) miss him and would like to know that he's still counted among the breathing?

Yes am still amongst the breathing but for how much longer if i have to put up with anymore of what the Kurds call "food",nice people but bloody rank food Not even Brenda and Jason would eat it.....AWAY AGAIN ON MONDAY NIGHT UNTIL FRIDAY....

ps...Could i let my wife and kids go on a first class cruise without ME?..

 

[Timon]

HI everyone. I just wanted to pop in and give you all an update on my dad and his surgery. He had a quadruple bypass yesterday morning and is doing great today! He is already out of ICU and in a private room and sitting up in a chair. Thank you all for your kind words. I will be going home on Tuesday, so I will be able to catch up with you all then. Have a great weekend.

Paige

Great to hear!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Timon]

 

[cntkg1]

That has got to be the cutest little Leprechaun I've ever seen!!

 

[A fat english gent]

That has got to be the cutest little Leprechaun I've ever seen!!

To be sure,to be sure Nancy......Where is everyone?,now we know Mrs Lush will be semicomatose somewhere about now (good night lindy loo?) but where is everyone else?...

 

[A fat english gent]

I had a peep into REPO world


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[A fat english gent]

Ive not got MY page yet

 

[A fat english gent]

If i go for MY page will someone pee on my parade?

 

[A fat english gent]

Would me going for MY page upset anyone?

 

[A fat english gent]

But if am sat here bored daft what else is thier for me to do