October 20th 2007 Western Magic Part 2

[cntkg1]

OK im on Yahoo home page, how do the heck do i get to our bit????

IM LOST !!!!!

HELP

Just click on Databases and it'll prompt you to enter your password.

 

[Karen Mouse]

OK im on Yahoo home page, how do the heck do i get to our bit????

IM LOST !!!!!

HELP

Lindy - I just click on "groups" then sign in and it brings it up cos I have been on the site already. Dint get any further than that though. Couldnt find how to change my name - I didnt choose pudpie karen by the way - Yahoo gave it me. It asked me for a memorable name - I used to call Ellis my little Pudpie and it just popped into my head and then before I knew it Yahoo had named me pudpie-Karen! I would love to change it to Karen Mouse - everyone knows me as that - even on ebay etc! Someone wrote a cheque to me the other day addressed to Karen Mouse - - she had to write a 2nd then nearly did the same on the envelope! - bless her. God help me but I'll probably call you Lindy Loo on the cruise . I try to use everyones names as much as poss but I still have to look at my "cheat sheet" quite often. Geez I forget my own name half the time.

Yes, hes on the waiting list but god knows how long - same length as a piece of string - could be weeks - equally he could still be waiting when he's 11!


Just had the most obnoxious viewers round. They were due at 7.30pm, so I was sitting relaxing with a cuppa after our dinner - plates etc still on dining table etc and saucepans all over kitchen when they turn up 50 mins early. Asian man with 2 asian women. Barely wiped their feet and muttered to each other in their own language the whole time. At the end the bloke offered! - told him to talk to the agent and that we'd had other offers that ere better than his. In other words S*D OFF OUT MY HOUSE AND DONT COME BACK.

Not many chocolates left either - will have to make do with wine.

I wasnt made to deal with all this - I have a short fuse when it comes to annoying or rude people - my mouth takes over and turns me from a mild tempered 5'3" woman into a fierce loud and very angry woman - a bit like the hulk I guess!

 

[Karen Mouse]

This made me smile - yes! - I did say me smiling! Theres a first for everything!



Always wear clean underwear in public, especially when working under your
> > vehicle.
> >
> > This is a story of a couple who drove their car to Asda, only to have
their
> > car break down in the parking lot.
> >
> > The man told his wife to carry on with the shopping while he fixed the
car
> > in the lot. The wife returned later to see a small group of people near
the
> > car. On closer inspection, she saw a pair of male legs protruding from
under
> > the chassis.
> >
> > Although the man was in shorts, his lack of underwear turned private
parts
> > into glaringly public ones. Unable to stand the embarrassment, she
dutifully
> > stepped forward, quickly put her hand up his shorts, and tucked
everything
> > back out of sight.
> >
> > On regaining her feet, she looked across the hood and found herself
staring
> > at her husband who was standing idly by.
> > The mechanic, however, had to have three stitches in his forehead.
> >

 

[Lindy Loo]

Karen I LOVE that!!!!


New homes from HELL are on ITV NOW!!!! Thought of you... Karen.


That joke even made me laugh out aloud!!! Thanks needed it today!

 

[disgrits]

OH MY GOODNESS!!! I can't stop laughing!!!I am passing that one on..........

 

[disgrits]

ps....My Intel pictures show Brenda and Jason have had their power cut off ..... As you good in the snow were kinda hoping you'd lead the rescue mission to go get them out of there...............let the force go with you

You ARE Tony Blair!!!

 

[cntkg1]

This made me smile - yes! - I did say me smiling! Theres a first for everything!



Always wear clean underwear in public, especially when working under your
> > vehicle.
> >
> > This is a story of a couple who drove their car to Asda, only to have
their
> > car break down in the parking lot.
> >
> > The man told his wife to carry on with the shopping while he fixed the
car
> > in the lot. The wife returned later to see a small group of people near
the
> > car. On closer inspection, she saw a pair of male legs protruding from
under
> > the chassis.
> >
> > Although the man was in shorts, his lack of underwear turned private
parts
> > into glaringly public ones. Unable to stand the embarrassment, she
dutifully
> > stepped forward, quickly put her hand up his shorts, and tucked
everything
> > back out of sight.
> >
> > On regaining her feet, she looked across the hood and found herself
staring
> > at her husband who was standing idly by.
> > The mechanic, however, had to have three stitches in his forehead.
> >

Hey, I always say "Don't mess with your dentist your doctor or your mechanic"!! This particular mechanic probably gave a huge discount!!

Thanks for the laughs Karen!!

 

[cntkg1]

Just an FYI...

I printed out our DIStag magnets tonight. I used Cass's great DISboard mickey head image.

Just want to give Cass "kudos" for all her help and coming up with that fantastic idea!!


Also, I heard from Jeff today. He is still "lurking" about our thread. Let's all encourage him back to post here. I myself sure miss his wit and character!! C'mon Jeff....we miss you!

 

[disgrits]

Bumpola...............

 

[GOS]

This made me smile - yes! - I did say me smiling! Theres a first for everything!



Always wear clean underwear in public, especially when working under your
> > vehicle.
> >
> > This is a story of a couple who drove their car to Asda, only to have
their
> > car break down in the parking lot.
> >
> > The man told his wife to carry on with the shopping while he fixed the
car
> > in the lot. The wife returned later to see a small group of people near
the
> > car. On closer inspection, she saw a pair of male legs protruding from
under
> > the chassis.
> >
> > Although the man was in shorts, his lack of underwear turned private
parts
> > into glaringly public ones. Unable to stand the embarrassment, she
dutifully
> > stepped forward, quickly put her hand up his shorts, and tucked
everything
> > back out of sight.
> >
> > On regaining her feet, she looked across the hood and found herself
staring
> > at her husband who was standing idly by.
> > The mechanic, however, had to have three stitches in his forehead.
> >

Thanks for a laugh Karen.

Heather

 

[Karen Mouse]

Good morning everyone.

Thank you Nancy for your hard work on the tags.

Hope everyone is well and feeling cheerful today. I am trying to be optimistic today - not sure how long it'll last but hey - Its 9.50am and I'm ok so far

going to see the house again for 2nd viewing at 10.30am. We're still thinking of moving there and hoping a space will become available before he turns 11 yrs.

bye for now and stay happy

 

[Karen Mouse]

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH........Just been to the viewing - we really do want this house. Popped into the school and spoke to the Admin lady and the Head. There is a child leaving at Easter from year 1. She asked if we would be prepared to ferry Ellis to and from until we actually moved - WE JUMPED AT THE CHANCE! She wont commit to letting him have the place and there are others on a waiting list (but they live miles away) until our offer has been accepted etc but it looks a lot more promising than it did yesterday Please send as much pixie dust as you can spare and I'll sprinkle it over the Headteacher! I am mnot too proud to grovel. I wonder if a donation to the school would help

Oh geez - I'm sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo excited I could burst.

I'm off to ring the agent.

 

[A fat english gent]

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH........Just been to the viewing - we really do want this house. Popped into the school and spoke to the Admin lady and the Head. There is a child leaving at Easter from year 1. She asked if we would be prepared to ferry Ellis to and from until we actually moved - WE JUMPED AT THE CHANCE! She wont commit to letting him have the place and there are others on a waiting list (but they live miles away) until our offer has been accepted etc but it looks a lot more promising than it did yesterday Please send as much pixie dust as you can spare and I'll sprinkle it over the Headteacher! I am not too proud to grovel. I wonder if a donation to the school would help

Oh geez - I'm sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo excited I could burst.

I'm off to ring the agent.

stuff for Karen,no not chocolate the other stuff....

 

[A fat english gent]

HELP HOUSTON IT LOOKS LIKE WE HAVE A PIXIE "STUFF" MALFUNCTION....

 

[cntkg1]

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH........Just been to the viewing - we really do want this house. Popped into the school and spoke to the Admin lady and the Head. There is a child leaving at Easter from year 1. She asked if we would be prepared to ferry Ellis to and from until we actually moved - WE JUMPED AT THE CHANCE! She wont commit to letting him have the place and there are others on a waiting list (but they live miles away) until our offer has been accepted etc but it looks a lot more promising than it did yesterday Please send as much pixie dust as you can spare and I'll sprinkle it over the Headteacher! I am mnot too proud to grovel. I wonder if a donation to the school would help

Oh geez - I'm sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo excited I could burst.

I'm off to ring the agent.

Here you go Karen.....

 

[cntkg1]

Paige, thanks for fixing up your profile on Yahoo. Now I know who two of us are.

Karen, all the praise goes to Cass. All I did was print them out. (It's about all I could handle myself).

 

[GOS]

Paige, thanks for fixing up your profile on Yahoo. Now I know who two of us are.

Karen, all the praise goes to Cass. All I did was print them out. (It's about all I could handle myself).

I'll try and update my profile, but in the meantime mine is Oakleigh.
Heather

 

[A fat english gent]

Heather dear when do "we" go to Alaska?.....

 

[cntkg1]

LindyLooHoo...

Thanks for the great little surprise in the mail yesterday!! That was so thoughtful of both you and Elouise. BTW...I particularly loved the part from Elouise!!

Kristin snagged it up to place in her bedroom somewhere. Her room is all about London, Paris, Rome and Munich. Very European.

 

[Karen Mouse]

Thank you for all that dust stuff. - fingers crossed it works!

You'll all be avoiding me muttering "oh god here comes that woman who talks about her house all the time - quick hide before she sees us!"

Nancy - please could you tell me how to alter my yahoo login name? I am THAT stupid that I need step by step instuctions - I would happily change pudpie-Karen to Karen Mouse if I knew how!