Karen love would you prefer we call "britney" OR "baldy"?....Keep smiling kid...

Either suits me just fine
That's Crazy! Man I thought the American system was hair raising.
Yep - stupid system, stupid government, stupid country, stupid buyers....stupid is my favourite word today...well..., not my favourite but this is a family thread.
Sorry Karen.
Maybe your mom paid them off.

Just kidding.
It had crossed my mind
Don't you have any kind of contract law there? That is just amazing. Can a person sue for damages in the case of the woman with the fees? She obviously had a contract she had to uphold.
You need to have instant closing there. You want it, you close immediately. Get pre-approved from your finance company. You just need to tell them where to send the check.
That is just crazy.
The so-called system -
You sign a contract with an agent so they have exclusive rights to sell your house for x amount of weeks
You clean your house from top to bottom
they send around idiots to look at the house and ask stupid questions like is the furniture included
You clean your house from top to bottom
loads come round a second time - just for fun cos they have nothing better to do
You clean your house from top to bottom
Someone offers....they change their mind
You clean your house from top to bottom
Someone else offers...they change their mind
You clean your house from top to bottom
Someone offers and you find a lovely house you wnat to buy and get your offer accepted.
You appoint solicitors and pay a fortune for surveys on the house you intend to buy
You stop cleaning!
WEEKS GO BY... your solicitors pretend to be busy so they can charge you more
You still dont clean
Solicitors apply to land registry etc and get loads of stupid reports like "was the house built on land belonging to an ancient church" - I kid you not - you now have to make sure your land wasnt previously owned by a church or holy thingy cos it can be snatched by the local vicar otherwise - or something like thta) no-one looks at these stupid reports.
You all agree on a contracts exchange date - usually about 8 weeks after you agree the sale- this is when things are legally binding.
You now wade through dust and the tv is just a bleary haze through the muck and grime sat on the screen
Uusally the exchange of contracts is followed by "completion"
the next day.
Monies are transfered and the house is yours.
However....alternative scenario....
the buyer pulls out and ........ You start to clean your house from top to bottom and begin the whole bl**dy process all over again.
Jeff your far braver than i to suggest that (even if i was wondering was she "mooning" then from across the street)....
If I mooned them there would be an eclipse
Some 17 years ago i paid about $1000 for a survey to be done on a property I'd agreed a price on with the owners only for them to sell to their neighbors son,it later transpired they'd never had any intention of selling to me in the first place they were just looking to see what someone was prepared to pay for it.....
ps...I never got my money back but we do have a saying over here "thiers more than one way to skin a cat".....
Buyers are B*st*rds - I might get a t shirt printed with this slogan ready for any new potantial buyers - what do you all think? - good idea?