October 11-18, 2008 Eastern Magic-Parrothead Pirates in Paradise!

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Pinkygurlshubby, I found the perfect top for you for pirate night.............:lmao:

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If that is Ebay I want the link! I'm tossing the whole pirate atire out the window...
 
Anyone see this today:

??Originally Posted by WebmasterAlex
We need to evaluate the effect the "long threads" are having on board performance. In order to do that we will be "hiding" the long threads for 24 hours. They will come back so no need to panic
I will be shutting the boards down around 11pm to move the threads around and make some other changes.
If you are a participant in one of these threads please feel free to start another thread tomorrow.
A long thread will be over 10,000 posts for the purpose of this experiment

Alex

:scared1: That means we only have until 11 tonight, :scared1:
 

Why I fired my Secretary.

Last week was my birthday
and I didn't feel very well
waking up on that morning.

I went downstairs for breakfast
hoping my wife would be pleasant and say,
'Happy Birthday!',
and possibly have a small present for me.

As it turned out,
she barely said good morning,
let alone
' Happy Birthday.'

I thought..

Well, that's marriage for you,
but the kids...
They will remember.

My kids came bounding down stairs to breakfast
and didn't say a word.
So when I left for the office,
I felt pretty low
and somewhat despondent.

As I walked into my office,
my secretary Jane said,
'Good Morning Boss,
and by the way
Happy Birthday ! '
It felt a little better
that at least someone had remembered.

I worked until one o'clock ,
when Jane knocked on my door
and said, 'You know,
It's such a beautiful day outside,
and it is your Birthday,
what do you say we go out to lunch,
just you and me.'
I said, 'Thanks, Jane,
that's the greatest thing
I've heard all day.
Let's go !'

We went to lunch.
But we didn't go
where we normally would go.
She chose instead at a quiet bistro
with a private table.
We had two martinis each
and I enjoyed the meal tremendously.

On the way back to the office,
Jane said, 'You know,
It's such a beautiful day...
We don't need to go straight back to the office,
Do We ?'

I responded,
'I guess not.
What do you have in mind ?'
She said,
'Let's drop by my apartment,
it's just around the corner.'

After arriving at her apartment,
Jane turned to me and said,
' Boss, if you don't mind,
I'm going to step into the bedroom
for just a moment.
I'll be right back.'
'Ok.' I nervously replied.

She went into the bedroom and,
after a couple of minutes,
she came out
carrying a huge birthday cake ...
Followed
by my wife,
my kids,
and dozens of my friends
and co-workers,
all singing 'Happy Birthday'.


And I just sat there...



On the couch...



Naked.


That is a knee slapper, very good
:rotfl: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao:
 
Congrats Princess Heathers Mome On Post 4,500!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 
The dr. still wants me to stay on the antibotic. The blood clot should resolve itself it is already starting that is where some of my pain is coming from....Thanks, to all of you for asking!!!!!!!!!!!!!!You're all GREAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 
Kristin, how awful, it will all be over soon and you will be on a cruise ship having a lovely beverage, relaxing and it will be a distant memory:goodvibes
 
Well if everyone bringing their foam ships to the dinning room doesn't identify all the DIS members the shirst definately would. I want a link! Pinky would be able to fashion that into a pirate custume I think.
 
Why I fired my Secretary.

Last week was my birthday
and I didn't feel very well
waking up on that morning.

I went downstairs for breakfast
hoping my wife would be pleasant and say,
'Happy Birthday!',
and possibly have a small present for me.

As it turned out,
she barely said good morning,
let alone
' Happy Birthday.'

I thought..

Well, that's marriage for you,
but the kids...
They will remember.

My kids came bounding down stairs to breakfast
and didn't say a word.
So when I left for the office,
I felt pretty low
and somewhat despondent.

As I walked into my office,
my secretary Jane said,
'Good Morning Boss,
and by the way
Happy Birthday ! '
It felt a little better
that at least someone had remembered.

I worked until one o'clock ,
when Jane knocked on my door
and said, 'You know,
It's such a beautiful day outside,
and it is your Birthday,
what do you say we go out to lunch,
just you and me.'
I said, 'Thanks, Jane,
that's the greatest thing
I've heard all day.
Let's go !'

We went to lunch.
But we didn't go
where we normally would go.
She chose instead at a quiet bistro
with a private table.
We had two martinis each
and I enjoyed the meal tremendously.

On the way back to the office,
Jane said, 'You know,
It's such a beautiful day...
We don't need to go straight back to the office,
Do We ?'

I responded,
'I guess not.
What do you have in mind ?'
She said,
'Let's drop by my apartment,
it's just around the corner.'

After arriving at her apartment,
Jane turned to me and said,
' Boss, if you don't mind,
I'm going to step into the bedroom
for just a moment.
I'll be right back.'
'Ok.' I nervously replied.

She went into the bedroom and,
after a couple of minutes,
she came out
carrying a huge birthday cake ...
Followed
by my wife,
my kids,
and dozens of my friends
and co-workers,
all singing 'Happy Birthday'.


And I just sat there...



On the couch...



Naked.

:rotfl2: :rotfl2: OOPS!!!:rotfl2: :rotfl2:
 
Kristin, how awful, it will all be over soon and you will be on a cruise ship having a lovely beverage, relaxing and it will be a distant memory:goodvibes

I know I'm holding you to having a drink with me......
In a few more weeks it will be great.. Glad it is not summertime and I'm having to deal with this.. Tomorrow, my mom is taking me to pick out my faucets, and tile for pur addition...Then I am going to her house for dinner...It is just hard this week since DH is gone....
 
I know I'm holding you to having a drink with me......
In a few more weeks it will be great.. Glad it is not summertime and I'm having to deal with this.. Tomorrow, my mom is taking me to pick out my faucets, and tile for pur addition...Then I am going to her house for dinner...It is just hard this week since DH is gone....

Absolutely, we are having a drink (or 2) together!!! It must be so hard when you aren't feeling well and dh is not there, at least you have all of us to keep you company, (until 11 tonight, at least there is email)
 
I can't wait to try those "drink of the day" !!!! and sitting by the pool :cool1:
 
Pffft. That ad is for a "young mens large" my belly wouldn't even fit in it LOL but thanks for the link, I'm going to have to do some research
 
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