Obscure movie quotes

[Teejay32]

Talladega Nights?

 

[Macca1111]

Isn't that also the holy grail? When asked "What is your favorite color?"

MIkeeee

In the Holy Grail, it's actually "Blue, no yellllloooooooowwwww!"

How about "You have to be double-jointed...and Hungarian."

 

[Chipmunk89]

Talladega Nights?

 

[GRUMPY PIRATE]

In the Holy Grail, it's actually "Blue, no yellllloooooooowwwww!"

How about "You have to be double-jointed...and Hungarian."

I thought it was, "Blue...NO RED...Ahhhhhhhhhh!"

but not before: Whats the airspeed velocity of a swallow?"

 

[Macca1111]

I thought it was, "Blue...NO RED...Ahhhhhhhhhh!"

but not before: Whats the airspeed velocity of a swallow?"

What's the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow? Don't question me on my Holy Grail quotes, I can recite the whole darn thing to you. BRING IT ON!

 

[GRUMPY PIRATE]

What's the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow? Don't question me on my Holy Grail quotes, I can recite the whole darn thing to you. BRING IT ON!

Hmmm, I thought later it was the king who asked the wizzard that, and when he said he didn't know was propelled upward.

 

[Macca1111]

The old man from Scene 24 says "What...is the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow?" and King Arthur replies "What do you mean? An African or a European swallow?" The old man says "I don't know that." and gets catapulted off the bridge.

 

[WildernessBride]

Anyone know this one? From one of my favorite movies

"Vice, Virtue. It's best not to be too moral. You cheat yourself out of too much 'life'. Aim above morality. If you apply that to life, then you're bound to live life fully. "

 

[WildernessBride]

Or this one.."And Saint Attila raised the hand grenade up on high, saying, "O Lord, bless this thy hand grenade, that with it thou mayst blow thine enemies to tiny bits, in thy mercy." And the Lord did grin. And the people did feast upon the lambs and sloths, and carp and anchovies, and orangutans and breakfast cereals, and fruit-bats and large chu.."

 

[Chipmunk89]

Don't question me on my Holy Grail quotes, I can recite the whole darn thing to you. BRING IT ON!

 

[WildernessBride]

Anyone know this one? From one of my favorite movies

"Vice, Virtue. It's best not to be too moral. You cheat yourself out of too much 'life'. Aim above morality. If you apply that to life, then you're bound to live life fully. "

I will answer my own....it's from Harold and Maude

 

[Liberty Belle]

I will answer my own....it's from Harold and Maude

Aww, I love that movie, but it's been years since I've seen it and I didn't recognize the quote.

 

[Liberty Belle]

Does anyone know this one:

"I haven't cried since I was a kid."
"You cried during the World Cup."
"Sober, Sharon! Sober!:"

No one has guessed the above quote or this one yet:


"Well Ndugu, I'll close now. You probably can't wait to run and cash this check and get yourself something to eat."


Hints on second one - Two word title, starring Jack Nicholson.
Hints on first one- One word title, comedy, starring Colm Meaney.

 

[WildernessBride]

Aww, I love that movie, but it's been years since I've seen it and I didn't recognize the quote.

I love that film...this made me pull out my VHS copy and rewatch it yesterday.

 

[ilisao]

HAHAHAHAHAA

TORA TORA TORA is a family favorite? heheheheheheheee

Mikeeeee

My parents loved Tora, Tora, Tora. I remember being laid up with knee surgery - a captive audience - and being forced to watch it.

 

[Mickeefan]

How about:

"I hate Uncle Jamie."

 

[GRUMPY PIRATE]

How about:

"I hate Uncle Jamie."

The Uncle jamie show?