O/T the funniest things your kids have said

[IluvKingLouis]

I've read so many funny/cute stories of children in Disney but was wondering if you'd share just funny things they've said. I got to thinking about this due to an exchange the other day with my almost 4yo DD.

Me, exhausted, saying to my kiddo who's bouncing of the walls, "Can I please have a little peace and quiet?"

DD reply, "No, but you can have a little peace and loud"

 

[Bonnie151]

Last Christmas, we bought Buckaroo (donkey that you load up with plastic sombreros etc until it overloads and bucks them off) for DS(4). He opened the present and was so excited, shouting, "IT'S F ****AROO!!!". We were killing ourselves laughing but didn't correct him, instead having him announce to all the relatives later that day what his favourite present was.

Eventually he cottoned on to the fact that we were laughing at him, not with him. Bad parents, we are, BAD parents...

ETA:Sorry, I didn't realise the board removes swear words. No offense meant!

 

[arielsleepingbeauty]

Two weeks ago my mother went to Ft. Lauderdale for vacation. She called my daughter's every night. ONe day it rained so much that it caused some flooding in our basement. When my mother called later that night my 5 year old said, "Memere, is it raining in your world too?"
She says alot of cute things and also alot of embarassing things too

 

[lywilliams0]

My DS9 came in from school this past week and Dr. Phil was on the TV. We talked for a few minutes and then started watching TV. A few moments go by and my son turns to me with this questioning look on his face and says "Where does he get his statistics?" I couldn't help but laugh and ask where he came up with that. Then he proceeds to ask me what statistics mean.

 

[lywilliams0]

Another time when DS was 5 we wanted to get away for the weekend but not go very far away from home. We decided to go into Kentucky and explore some of the caves. In doing so we came across the bobsled type ride that was built into the side of a mountain. It was about a mile long. DBF decided it would be fun if we tried this thing. I was a little skeptical that DS would be tall enough. Low and behold he was.

We take the skylift up to the top and the employee instucted us to push the lever forward to go faster and pull back to slow down and when we get to the first sign start pulling back on our lever. DS wanted DBF and I to go first so we did. We are standing at the bottom and we hear what sounds like a train coming through a tunnel and it keeps getting louder and louder. Here comes DS full speed around the curve (you could not see this child in this sled except for his hands pushing the lever all the way forward) passed the first sign that reads "slow down"; passed the next sign that reads " stop ahead"; then blows right through the big red stop sign into the pile of tires and hay at the end.

We all rush over (scared to death he was hurt) and the employee asked him,
"Didn't you see the signs?" DS answers "Yes" Employee said "Well why didn't you stop?" DS says "I can't wead." At this time he could not pronounce his "r's". No one thought to ask him if he could read the signs just asked if he saw them.

 

[runwad]

My son calls his pee-pee a monkey and one morning when he was 3 and we were walking back home from taking his two sisters up to the bus stop he says out of the clear blue..."Mom, my monkey is my best friend!" I just cracked up and said "Ya, you and every other man!"

 

[drag n' fly]

Having three kids I have witnessed enough hilarious and embarrassing moments. Most of those were by the 2 boys LOL. I could write a book! I will share my most recent one.


We were at a store looking to buy a new stove. My three year old had to go poo-poo(Can I say that?). I took him into the washroom which was directly by the appliance section.
It was one of those washrooms that dont have a door you just wander in around a corner and they are there but out of sight.
I said I will hold the door and let me know when you are done.
So he is getting down to business and all of a sudden starts making the most god awful groaning your ever heard in your life.
So I open the door and said "Bradley are you ok?"
And he hollers and I mean HOLLERS at the top of his lungs

"ITS OK MOMMY I AM ALLRIGHT. IT IS JUST A GREAT BIG AIRPLANE COMING OUT OF MY B*TT."

Now remember this bathroom has no main door so everything just echoed out into the appliance section. Before we even finished washing hands I could hear the laughing!
We left the washroom and without missing a beat the salesman that we were dealing with was smiling at Bradley my son and said "Did you have a nice flight buddy?"
That's when the teenager stock boys of course fell into gales of laughter....I was sooooooooo embarrased. Of course his Dad thought it was funny too!...MEN! Thankfully my son didn't quite figure out what was the big deal and he didn't get embarrased and laughed too!

One of the cutest things my other son said when he was 4 was when we were grocery shopping and he saw some figs in the bin. He said to me "Mommy what are those?" I replied "Those are figs?" and he said " Mommy those are not figs those are WILD raisins!"

 

[kathi29]

I took my DD8 to Walmart the other day to do some shopping. We had to get a big-sister gift and a new baby gift. We found the big sister gift, then DD thought we should get a baby outfit for the new mom, and something for the baby. I said okay, what did she want to get for the baby. Her response?

One of those cold things, you know, a chew toy.

I'm still laughing.

 

[Becky521]

When my daughter was in first grade (she is now a college sophomore) we got the dreaded "Someone in your child's class has Lice" letter. So after her bath I was checking her hair (which of course was quite long) and she says
"It's OK, mom. The nurse at school checked me and I don't have headlights."

 

[POOHDRMR]

Just this past Saturday my daughter(5) woke up all stuffy and sounging like she had a cold.My husband asked her how she was feeling and very cranky she answered fine so my husband said she was a trooper.Well she got very mad at this and said no i'm not and then my husband tried to explain it was a good thing and just meant she didn't let a cold bother her-so then I ask is anything bothering you(meaning head, throat)and she points to him and says" he is a little."We were laughing for 5 min while she just looked at us.

 

[amy2girls]

We were out ot dinner with some friends the other night. My friends father has been sick, I asked her how he was doing and before she could answer my four year old "yelled" as four year old can do, "is he dead yet?" I was so embaressed, ofcourse they thought she was very funny. I hold my breath every time she talks b/c you just never know what she will say.

 

[IluvKingLouis]

These are great!

Thank you everyone for sharing!

 

[NotUrsula]

When DH passed the FL bar exam, we rolled the swearing-in into a WDW trip. We get all dressed up and go to the courthouse, with DS sitting with me while his Dad went up front with the other candidates. DS was 6.

The speaker that day happened to be a Rabbi, and he went on at some length about the biblical origins of Western law. Then everyone got up while the oath was administered [and FL has a really LONG oath, which also has some very moralistic language in it.] After the ceremony, DS runs up to DH, does the hi-five thing, but then starts looking a bit puzzled. He looks up at DH and asks, "So, Dad, you're a Rabbi now?"

 

[Deesknee]

Having three kids I have witnessed enough hilarious and embarrassing moments. Most of those were by the 2 boys LOL. I could write a book! I will share my most recent one.


We were at a store looking to buy a new stove. My three year old had to go poo-poo(Can I say that?). I took him into the washroom which was directly by the appliance section.
It was one of those washrooms that dont have a door you just wander in around a corner and they are there but out of sight.
I said I will hold the door and let me know when you are done.
So he is getting down to business and all of a sudden starts making the most god awful groaning your ever heard in your life.
So I open the door and said "Bradley are you ok?"
And he hollers and I mean HOLLERS at the top of his lungs

"ITS OK MOMMY I AM ALLRIGHT. IT IS JUST A GREAT BIG AIRPLANE COMING OUT OF MY B*TT."

Now remember this bathroom has no main door so everything just echoed out into the appliance section. Before we even finished washing hands I could hear the laughing!
We left the washroom and without missing a beat the salesman that we were dealing with was smiling at Bradley my son and said "Did you have a nice flight buddy?"
That's when the teenager stock boys of course fell into gales of laughter....I was sooooooooo embarrased. Of course his Dad thought it was funny too!...MEN! Thankfully my son didn't quite figure out what was the big deal and he didn't get embarrased and laughed too!

I must say, I have triplet teenagers, I have had my share of laughter with what they have said and done, but I can't stop laughing out loud over this one.

Now, for one that sticks out in my mind. When my triplets were young we used to bathe them together. DD,DS,DS. On one of these occasions DD looks down, looks up, then asks where her toy was!! You guessed it, she saw both her brothers had tub toys and she wanted one! Seperate baths after that.

 

[cinderella_mom]

When DD was 3, she told her grandma, "I love you all the way to Heaven." (She knew Heaven was a place people wanted to go someday.) Grandma asked her, "What about Grandpa?" DD replied, "I love him all the way to Vegas."

 

[antree]

My 4 yr old son refers to Disney World as a world of it own, So when a remark is made and someone say where in Disney World, He say's no, I am talking about Our World.

My daugher was about 3 or 4 at the time and we just put new rugs in her bedroom, she was asking me where she lived before she lived in our house, I told her in my belly and she wanted to know what color was the rug.
I will never forget that.

 

[stinkerbell_&_Co]

I asked my son (who's 3) when he woke up, "How did you sleep?"


He said...."In bed, with a pillow".

Now I've learned to ask him if he slept well...hehe

 

[abcboys]

When my middle son was 3 he was a bad nose picker. I kept telling him picking his nose and eating it would make him sick. One day I caught him picking him picking his nose and I said "Brett if you pick your nose you will get sick" He said "It's okay mom I didn't eat it I just wiped it on the couch" EWWWW!!!

 

[Mom2Rae]

When my little one, now 6, was 3 we went on our annual WDW trip...she kept asking "Mommy, when are we going to Apricot"? She meant Ecpot.

She's said so many cute things. And still does. She's moderately hearing impaired and wears hearing aids and she'll be watching Disney Channel and come to me and go, "Mommy, can you log me on to www dot playhouse Disney splash short clips". It's so cute that I don't have the heart to tell her it's pronounced slash.

Another time we went to a local theme park that has a water play area. DD plays and I take her into the locker room to get changed. She was about 4 at the time. So...I'm changing her and this woman in her 60s I guess decided to strip down right in front of dd. Well...the woman was pretty top heavy and the "girls" came all the way down to her tummy. DD had never seen anything like that and goes "Awww, what happened? Are they broken...I'm sorry." I about died (inside) and the lady just looked at dd and made some kind of noise and walked away.

 

[stinkerbell_&_Co]

Well...the woman was pretty top heavy and the "girls" came all the way down to her tummy. DD had never seen anything like that and goes "Awww, what happened? Are they broken...I'm sorry." I about died (inside) and the lady just looked at dd and made some kind of noise and walked away.

I feel bad for that lady, but I would have had a hard time not laughing.