artman
DIS Veteran
- Joined
- Jul 25, 2007
- Messages
- 635
Hi everyone.
If anyone going on any of the 2010 cruises would like to adopt me, I play nice with other kids.
Here is a giggle for hump day.
A man staggered into a hospital with a concussion, multiple bruises, two black eyes and a 5-Iron golf club wrapped tightly around his throat.
Naturally, the Doctor asked him, What happened to you?
Well, I was having a quiet round of golf with my wife, when at a difficult hole, we both sliced our balls into a cow pasture.
We went to look for them while I was looking around I noticed one of the cows had something white at its rear end.
I walked over, lifted its tail, and sure enough, there was a golf ball with my wifes monogram on it - stuck right in the middle of the cows behind.
Still holding the cows tail up, I yelled to my wife, Hey, this looks like yours!
I dont remember much after that .
If anyone going on any of the 2010 cruises would like to adopt me, I play nice with other kids.
Here is a giggle for hump day.
A man staggered into a hospital with a concussion, multiple bruises, two black eyes and a 5-Iron golf club wrapped tightly around his throat.
Naturally, the Doctor asked him, What happened to you?
Well, I was having a quiet round of golf with my wife, when at a difficult hole, we both sliced our balls into a cow pasture.
We went to look for them while I was looking around I noticed one of the cows had something white at its rear end.
I walked over, lifted its tail, and sure enough, there was a golf ball with my wifes monogram on it - stuck right in the middle of the cows behind.
Still holding the cows tail up, I yelled to my wife, Hey, this looks like yours!
I dont remember much after that .
(He gets embarrassed with jokes containing private body parts!
)
every time Artie has a statement~
every time you do Kelly.
Aisling's. I'd be honored to be considered an Aunt to your children.






