November 19, 2005 Thanksgiving Magic Cruise

[Disneyfan37]

Funny you should mention that. Two of my DD's root for the 'noles, and the other (my favorite of course) is a gator fan. Oh, the shame.


Andrew (tri-circle-d)

Come on come clean tell us the truth!I am sure your wife is the total opposite.

Maria

 

[Tri-circle-D]

OK stand back, here they come:

Q: Do you know how to save a drowning lawyer?

A: No? Good!

 

[fletch88]

Good news! I just threw a load of clothes in the wash! I'm making progress!

 

[bhawks9]

Last time I posted we were 168 away from 5000, now we are 39ish!! I have laundry and packing. My wife has not seen my "overpacking stack" yet to put into the 1ft by 1ft section of suitcase I get
Bill

 

[Tri-circle-D]

I've got more:

Q:How can you tell a lawyer is lying?

A:Other lawyers look interested.

 

[bhawks9]

OK stand back, here they come:

Q: Do you know how to save a drowning lawyer?

A: No? Good!

Just when I thought I heard em all Andrew has another one. Professsional insight huh?

 

[fletch88]

Have all the lawyers gone to bed?

 

[Tri-circle-D]

Last time I posted we were 168 away from 5000, now we are 39ish!! I have laundry and packing. My wife has not seen my "overpacking stack" yet to put into the 1ft by 1ft section of suitcase I get
Bill

Stand back and watch this Bill, we are going to hit 5000 soon!

Andrew (tri-circle-d)

 

[Tri-circle-D]

Here's one more:

Q:How do you get a lawyer out of a tree?

A:Cut the rope.

 

[fletch88]

Well, I was going to go to bed, but I've got to stick around to see the 5,000th post. Make it a good one, PLEASE!

 

[Tri-circle-D]

You want some more?

Q:How many lawyer jokes are there?

A: Just two, all the rest are true.

 

[fletch88]

Here's one more:

Q:How do you get a lawyer out of a tree?

A:Cut the rope.

YIKES!!

 

[Tri-circle-D]

Stop me if you already heard this one. Too late:

Q:If you drop a snake and an attorney off the Empire State Building, which one hits first?

A:Who cares?

 

[Disneyfan37]

You want some more?

Q:How many lawyer jokes are there?

A: Just two, all the rest are true.

 

[bhawks9]

I think Andrew should post #5000, and it should be a lawyer joke . Who needs Lampy and Willie??? They are passed out by now anyway.

 

[Scorpio1112]

Here's my final contribution... Good Night All!!! See You on Saturday... not sure if Kris is still around but if so... maybe I'll see you tomorrow!

Safe trip everyone and Ahoy Maties!!

Sweet Dreams and Buy Everything you Forgot to Pack!



It's finally here!!!

Sherri

 

[Tri-circle-D]

Here is one that I wrote for the cruise (and the cat lovers in the audience):

Q:Why has DCL outlawed lawyers from going to the beach on Castaway Cay?

A:Because the cats keep trying to bury them in the sand.

 

[fletch88]

I think Andrew should post #5000, and it should be a lawyer joke . Who needs Lampy and Willie??? They are passed out by now anyway.

Good idea!

Come up with a fantastic one, Andrew!

 

[fletch88]

See you on the Magic, Sherri! Have a safe trip!

 

[bhawks9]

16 hours 31 minutes til we leave for the airport. I have half a tank of gas a full pack of cigarettes, its dark and I am wearing sunglasses. Wait thats the blues brothers. Sorry live in Chicago, dont smokes cigs and sunglasses need to be found. It is dark, but it has been cloudy and low 20s. Florida is going to look good