Nothing to see here/Where do babies come from - page 88

[LondonUnderground]

ok ok ok! i need a decision peoples.

WHICH BAG?!

im ordering tonight, so be quick!

 

[PebblesMK]

ok ok ok! i need a decision peoples.

WHICH BAG?!

im ordering tonight, so be quick!

Bag number two Vanna!

 

[Wall-E1]

Well, I'm having some hillbilly problems here at the trailer. My internet connection is down. I called Comcast and the very nice representative had me perform a series of technical steps(not easy in my drunken state). After I finished these steps, I also lost my home phone service. Thank god cable is still working. I have a tech coming tomorrow morning. So hopefully by the afternoon, my trailer park internet connection will be up and running. So, I won't be posting tonight because I can't type on my small phone keyboard, hold a beer and cigarette, and ride my four wheeler all at the same time.

 

[LondonUnderground]

Well, I'm having some hillbilly problems here at the trailer. My internet connection is down. I called Comcast and the very nice representative had me perform a series of technical steps(not easy in my drunken state). After I finished these steps, I also lost my home phone service. Thank god cable is still working. I have a tech coming tomorrow morning. So hopefully by the afternoon, my trailer park internet connection will be up and running. So, I won't be posting tonight because I can't type on my small phone keyboard, hold a beer and cigarette, and ride my four wheeler all at the same time.

im deciding between the second and the last one now.

 

[My sister's princess]

I LOVED the dining plan! We ate at Akershus, 1900 Park Fare (dinner), Ohana (dinner) and Teppan Edo. We also had reservations at Sanaa but because it took 3 1/2 hours to check in, we missed out. I really liked Ohana. Akershus was good, their dressing for salads was amazing. I can't remember what I ate, but it looked like somebody threw up in my bowl/plate-it was sooo yummy though. So many things that I want to try. My kiddo refuses to do character meals (aside from face characters) so those aren't even an option. I better start thinking about meals, I hear we can book 180 days out now?!?!?!?

Yes! We went to Akershus last time, very fun, very yummy! We are doing 1900 Parke Fare this time, we didn't get to do that last time. I am so excited to see DF with the characters There is an old commercial, I used it when I wrote an advertising paper that shows the cutest couple, I will go try to find it.

Here it is
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=47KR3HT-kIc

too cute

ok ok ok! i need a decision peoples.

WHICH BAG?!

im ordering tonight, so be quick!

 

[PebblesMK]

My child just returned home and was so excited what they did in gym class.....they learned to juggle! How is that going to get their heart rate up?

The city schools have eliminated certain aspects of gym. They no longer use jumpropes or hula hoops, they are afraid that kids who can't jumprope or hulahoop will feel left out. They "pretend" to do those things. Kids and parents need to stop being pansies.

 

[My sister's princess]

my child just returned home and was so excited what they did in gym class.....they learned to juggle! How is that going to get their heart rate up?

The city schools have eliminated certain aspects of gym. They no longer use jumpropes or hula hoops, they are afraid that kids who can't jumprope or hulahoop will feel left out. They "pretend" to do those things. Kids and parents need to stop being pansies.

amen!

 

[LondonUnderground]

Yes! We went to Akershus last time, very fun, very yummy! We are doing 1900 Parke Fare this time, we didn't get to do that last time. I am so excited to see DF with the characters There is an old commercial, I used it when I wrote an advertising paper that shows the cutest couple, I will go try to find it.

Here it is
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=47KR3HT-kIc

too cute

your opinion is very much valued at this time, because i think it might be the deciding one

 

[My sister's princess]

your opinion is very much valued at this time, because i think it might be the deciding one

bottom one

 

[can84]

LuLu--I vote #2

Princess--could you please mail me a cinnamon roll from the MK bakery?

 

[My sister's princess]

LuLu--I vote #2

Princess--could you please mail me a cinnamon roll from the MK bakery?

should I put that in bubble wrap?

 

[LondonUnderground]

OH FOR GODS SAKE!

i cant decide D:

its between the 2nd and 3rd one.

 

[PebblesMK]

OH FOR GODS SAKE!

i cant decide D:

its between the 2nd and 3rd one.

My vote counts for 2994749208372618934762891901084729921 people. And "we" vote for number 2, hands down. It hollers "sophisticated person" while being fun at the same time.

 

[My sister's princess]

My vote counts for 2994749208372618934762891901084729921 people. And "we" vote for number 2, hands down. It hollers "sophisticated person" while being fun at the same time.

Very true, 3 is all party. 2 is a sophisticated party

 

[katlas&kids]

My comments on the first 20 pages...will get to the other 27 when I can!

a brazillian? wow, that's a big number! how many is that, anyway?

Wondering how many zillins you can get into your bra? guess it depends on the size of the zillion!

LOLing at this thread, can I ask though, what does YAGE stand for? I guess it means a flounce but what do the initials stand for? Thanks Y'all

I had thought about it being a "Yanking" as to your chain, but all my letters don't fit right!

Yet Another Grand Exit (or Entrance, as the case may be). We've also coined YAFGE (Yet Another FINAL Grand Exit).

I picture Wall-E1 flinging his boa over his shoulder and storming out of the room. Then a door slamming. Then a few minutes later, the door opens up again and he flounces back in.

I'm fairly sure he flounces.

thought ya had to be wearin one of those belle type gowns for that?

Ohhhh, let me help you:

Y et
A nother
G rand
E xit

or Y ellow A gyle G reen E yarp!
or
Y eti A re G reat E dgers

So you're saying I should stop counting these pieces of sand, then?

Thanks for wasting my time, people. Sheesh!

Well, better than trying to count the dogs hairs. There are always some flyin' loose 'fore ya can finish!

I thought in Pebbles' case it meant You Are Gonna Explode after reading this thread.

Oh...even better <sigh>

I believe it means "Yuppies Are Gigantic Elephants"

Youth Always get Envious?

Thanks anytime I can bring the Drama llama into it, I get excited

I think I see a photo steal err... grab in my future!

I vote we put a barbed wire fence across the Mason-Dixon Line. Just to make sure y'all stay put.

No, them snowbirds would just fly over it. Anything you arketchuture guys can come up with to keep them out?

Well, I done run out of smokes and beer. I have to ride my bicycle to the general store and get some replenishments so I'm ready for my monthly parole officer meeting later. I'll be back to deal with you, Pebbles, later. Have fun spewing your yuppie anger all over my thread while I'm gone.

Ride,... with only one leg? How does this effect your balance with the wooden part of it, let alone peddle?

I can't believe you said that. I don't think anybody on the Dis would make something up. You know thems fightin' words, sayin we Southerners make things up.. We always hear how them others walk both ways to them there fancy schools, uphill...both ways!


It wouldn't work. We in the South can't keep the Northerners out of Florida.

Durn fool things think they own the state, with there big hats & lily white bodies!

If it wasn't for the last 9 pages I would of actually had to work

You ain't the only one... Thankfully it is Friday so we can continue to lay around on them there work types day off. And ya know they don't rest.... gotta keep there yards fancy, with that there landscapin nonsense. We jsut throw a few things out and they come running to grab them up to make "planters" and other fool stuff!

Okay I'm back. What a messed up afternoon I had. After picking up my cigs and beer, I peddled over to my kid's school to pick up two of them. Well, I started riding off with them and I fell off my bicycle. The two of them were sitting on my handle bars and wouldn't stop moving. They're crying like a couple of girls, so I start spanking them to get them to calm down. So, the school principal decides to butt her nose into my business and comes over and says I appear to be drunk. I tell her that I don't even have a license, so what's the difference(it was revoked - drunk driving, disorderly conduct, damage to public property; leaving the scene of an accident, vandalism). She tells me that I can't transport my kids on the bike's handle bars. She goes to find the school resource officer. When she goes, I try to get them balanced on the handle bars and hold my beer at the same time. It's causing too many problems, so I just leave the kids and take off with my beer. Well, I get back home and the wife is all like, "where's the kids?" I tell her what happened and how I had to get the beer home and refrigerated. So, she's balling me out. I decide just to go down to the local bar to get away from all the drama. Well, I just woke up on the sidewalk about twenty minutes ago in a puddle of my own urine. (thats how we keep the swimmin hole filled on them dry days! And you went and wasted it on a sidewalk?!) What a day! I'm not sure how, but somehow I walked about three miles from my trailer. I just found my way back and I'm home now.

Sometimes those drunken dreams are the real thing! Found myself in the next county over with no idee how I gots there. And homefolk were none to happy to have to put their firewater in the tank to come fetch me home! Had to help brew more and that taint my faovotire thing to do, ya know? Rather be the taster then the mixer~!

I am telling DF, he will not be happy you made me cry.

Yeah, yeah send him over an we'll let the dogs talk at him!

I'm actually on my way to the gym--so I don't end up ON the Biggest Loser. Could someone please tell me what I miss?

umm... a gym...?! come on over and collekt us some firewood for the still. That'll work ya harder than any old GYM!

I just went and peed. That's another three pounds down!

Does yer outhouse float yet? Can ya fish from it?

Uncle Jesse was here last summer performing with the Beach Boys. He is soooooooooo yummy! I tried to get him to impregnante me so I could have a beautiful child, I didn't have much luck though.

None of the right innards?

Obviously he didn't want to make his wife (me) jealous! But I don't want to make him jealous so I have to hide him from my other two husbands. Life is always so difficult.

Only 2 other? ya hear that in that one pale they can have as may wives as they want so they can keep them kids coming to take care of things? Ya live there on that ranch?

Well, I did give him a tongue lashing () for using his mug from his previous trip at the Prime Time bar. Maybe he was still mad.

So, those donuts that were in mullet boy's pants...can you use your DDP snack credit for those? Do you get any kind of discount since they were in someone's pants?

no, cuse ya want to keep the things warm some who, dontcha? Them tourist types pay big for that here!

Morning!

I found a new way to sauna. Stay under your electric blanket until you sweat, then run outside in the 10 degree weather and roll in the snow! Invigorating!!

And you Nothurners think we is crazy ones!

 

[can84]

should I put that in bubble wrap?

Ooh--so it will be fresh and protected!

 

[My sister's princess]

Way to multi quote that takes skill

I tend to get lost in it when I try

 

[My sister's princess]

Ooh--so it will be fresh and protected!

Now all I need is your mailing address, social security number, mother's maiden name, and checking account numbers

 

[PebblesMK]

Now all I need is your mailing address, social security number, mother's maiden name, and checking account numbers

I will PM you all of that information so that I can get some school bread wrapped in bubble wrap. May I request some tupperwear or the generic tupperwear to keep it somewhat fresh?

 

[My sister's princess]

I will PM you all of that information so that I can get some school bread wrapped in bubble wrap. May I request some tupperwear or the generic tupperwear to keep it somewhat fresh?

will an old cool whip tub work, I don't like to give out my good storage containers