My favorite pic was the stripper pole.
I guess now would be the appropriate time, and this would definitely be the appropriate place, to confess something of my childhood.
When I was about 7 or 8, I used to lay on the floor and mimic a strip of bacon frying in the frying pan. I would slowly start sizzling, then gradually begin to pop until I was a fully cooked piece of bacon.


Don't know how or why I started doing it, but after that my mom used to make me do it when we'd have company.