North VS. South: The Mo Edition (ver. 1)

[jamieandben]

It was a polite bite me.
I was thinking bless your heart.

 

[jamieandben]

Did she have a still too?
How was her fried possum?

No that was my Aunt and her family.

 

[npmommie]

sorry north, i have to vote for the south today,
since we are getting an ice storm here right now as i type.
tomorrow the storm will be gone and i will love the north again

 

[wallyb]

sorry north, i have to vote for the south today,
since we are getting an ice storm here right now as i type.
tomorrow the storm will be gone and i will love the north again

whimp.
This storm is nothing.
Come on!
Let's run out it it naked.
I laugh at you Ice storm!

 

[jlewisinsyr]

North - Because we can ski both in the water and on land (water and snow).

 

[rosiep]

whimp.
This storm is nothing.
Come on!
Let's run out it it naked.
I laugh at you Ice storm!

North for me then too!

 

[wallyb]

Bush is moving back to the south.

We win!

 

[rosiep]

I thought Bush was always in the south...

 

[MonorailMan]

My vote for today goes to....
Manhattan delivery services

Where else can you have your dry cleaning, laundry, a Thai meal, a bottle of Woodford Reserve and a pack of cigs all delivered to your apartment in the same evening?

(Disclaimer: I don't smoke. Cigs are bad.)

 

[rpmdfw]

My vote for today goes to....
Manhattan delivery services

Where else can you have your dry cleaning, laundry, a Thai meal, a bottle of Woodford Reserve and a pack of cigs all delivered to your apartment in the same evening?

And it'll only cost you $527.34!

 

[wallyb]

(Disclaimer: I don't smoke. Cigs are bad.)

You came so close to being off my list!

 

[wallyb]

I thought Bush was always in the south...

Wow

Wow

Wow

 

[MonorailMan]

And it'll only cost you $527.34!

I was pretty surprised at the delivery prices. It wasn't too bad. Two Thai meals, a bottle of WR and a pack of cigs (not for me) came to about $65 with tips. Most of which was due to the price of the liquor. And from what I understand, sending your laundry out and having it delivered back is a lot cheaper than I expected.......but I'd still rather do it myself in my own washing machine. Unfortunately that's not always possible to do when you live in a 12-story walk-up.

 

[wallyb]

I was pretty surprised at the delivery prices. It wasn't too bad. Two Thai meals, a bottle of WR and a pack of cigs (not for me) came to about $65 with tips. Most of which was due to the price of the liquor. And from what I understand, sending your laundry out and having it delivered back is a lot cheaper than I expected.......but I'd still rather do it myself in my own washing machine. Unfortunately that's not always possible to do when you live in a 12-story walk-up.

Don't like strangers handling your unmentionables?

 

[DVC~OKW~96]

Another day, another vote. The North. NYC. (Can I second the vote for Gay Marriages in the north, too)?

 

[MonorailMan]

You came so close to being off my list!

Nope. I don't smoke. I tried it once and someone came up to me and said, "You don't smoke often do you? I could tell because of the way you hold the cigarette when it's not up to your mouth."

I don't need any more reasons to look like a confused geek. Plus cigs are bad. They're bad, kids! Bad!

 

[MonorailMan]

Don't like strangers handling your unmentionables?

Is that what they're calling it nowadays?

Another day, another vote. The North. NYC. (Can I second the vote for Gay Marriages in the north, too)?

Only one per day.
Oh well....no one else seems to be following the rules either, so why not.

 

[wallyb]

"You don't _____ often do you?
I could tell because of the way you hold the ______ when it's not up to your mouth."

See - works for other cases too!

 

[rosiep]

Funny..no ones ever said that to me.....

 

[rosiep]

Secret: I used to smoke over 25 years ago...and damn it I still miss it...

Oh well....there are substitutes....