Noobie questions. Who knows these?

[Robo]

Why should I wear Crocs?
Should I go to EMH?
Should I get a FP for Soarin'?
How many FP before Soarin' is full?
Will it be busy on Christmas?
Is staying on-property worth it?
Do you like IllumiNations or Universal Studios?
Why do you hate Stitch?
Is Wishes worth it?
Does TGM read the UOG?
Will I like the Lion King Rocks?
Will I get sick on Mission Space?
Will my DMIL like Its Tough to Be a Bug?
Is EE fast?
Is EE scary?
Where do I sit in EE if I don't like coasters?
Did anybody ride EE yet?
Which way is the fastest way to EE from AKL?
When do the FP for EE run out on EMH day?
How long will it take me to drive from WS to Toontown?
Will I get sick on Star Tours?
Does the Coke store at Epcot still have that frozen Beverly guy?
Will my 2yr old DD like the buffet at Boma?
Can we charge our room on our room key?
Will I get sick on Soarin'?
How much time will it take to walk from Epcot to Ohana?
What can I say to Mickey Mouse that he's never heard before?
What happened to my picture on Space Mountain?
I forgot to buy souvenirs at Disney World, can I buy them all from home?
Did anyone take my picture at MK July 3, 2003?
How much money do I need to bring to buy everything?
Is a Dole Whip worth it?
Where can I see the Hidden Mickeys?
Who hates the queue for Lights Motors Action?
Who hates Line-Cutters?
How do I get ADR for a Mickey Bar?
Is Pleasure Island suitable for tourists?
Do they have towels at the water-parks?
Which water-park if you don't like water?
Poll: Like Disney Polls or Don't Like Disney Polls
Can I trade my 3-day ticket from 1989 for a MYW 2-day hopper?
Can I trade my MYW 2-day hopper for a 1989 Chevy Malibu?
Will I get sick on Behind the Seeds'?
Can go to EMH if I'm staying in my car on-property?
Can I see IllumiNations from Soarin'?
Do the hours on the Disney calendar mean open or closed?
It says Cranium Command is open seasonally, and its almost Spring.
How soon will they post EMH for December, 2010?
Do they ever open the parks early?
Do they ever close the parks early?
Anyone have the EE days from 1998?
Can I buy a Pal Mickey and not have to carry him around?
Why do photopasses cost more than taking pictures myself?
Can I bring a camera with me to the parks?
Can I use a Walkie-Talkie to get ADR for CRT?
Are there any bugs in Florida?
What row to sit in Soarin' if I'm allergic to oranges?
DBIL says Disney is stupid, should I believe him?
Why are the buses to the parks so busy?
Can I buy a 3 day ticket and use it for 3 nights instead?
Why is there no monorail from the airport?
Is reading this post worth it?

TIA

 

[kaysmommie]

Your too funny! Even I have been guilty of asking one or two of those questions.

 

[I Love Pluto]

Cute! Loved it all!

 

[Disney4Drew]

That made my morning!

 

[KCMiller]

Why should I wear Crocs? Cause.
Should I go to EMH? Maybe
Should I get a FP for Soarin'? Yup
How many FP before Soarin' is full? Lots
Will it be busy on Christmas? Yup
Is staying on-property worth it? Yup
Do you like IllumiNations or Universal Studios? Huh?
Why do you hate Stitch? Ick
Is Wishes worth it? Yup
Does TGM read the UOG? PDQ
Will I like the Lion King Rocks? Maybe
Will I get sick on Mission Space? Maybe
Will my DMIL like Its Tough to Be a Bug? Nope
Is EE fast? Yup
Is EE scary? Maybe
Where do I sit in EE if I don't like coasters? MGM
Did anybody ride EE yet? Yup
Which way is the fastest way to EE from AKL? Feet
When do the FP for EE run out on EMH day? ASAP
How long will it take me to drive from WS to Toontown? Depends
Will I get sick on Star Tours? Maybe
Does the Coke store at Epcot still have that frozen Beverly guy? Yup
Will my 2yr old DD like the buffet at Boma? Maybe
Can we charge our room on our room key? Yup
Will I get sick on Soarin'? Nope
How much time will it take to walk from Epcot to Ohana? Ages
What can I say to Mickey Mouse that he's never heard before? Nothing
What happened to my picture on Space Mountain? Flasher!
I forgot to buy souvenirs at Disney World, can I buy them all from home? Nope
Did anyone take my picture at MK July 3, 2003? Yes.
How much money do I need to bring to buy everything? All of it.
Is a Dole Whip worth it? Yup
Where can I see the Hidden Mickeys? Everywhere
Who hates the queue for Lights Motors Action? Everyone
Who hates Line-Cutters? EVERYONE
How do I get ADR for a Mickey Bar? Ask
Is Pleasure Island suitable for tourists? Yes
Do they have towels at the water-parks? Yup
Which water-park if you don't like water? None
Poll: Like Disney Polls or Don't Like Disney Polls Both
Can I trade my 3-day ticket from 1989 for a MYW 2-day hopper? Sure
Can I trade my MYW 2-day hopper for a 1989 Chevy Malibu? Silly
Will I get sick on Behind the Seeds'? Nope
Can go to EMH if I'm staying in my car on-property? Unlikely
Can I see IllumiNations from Soarin'? Nope
Do the hours on the Disney calendar mean open or closed? Open
It says Cranium Command is open seasonally, and its almost Spring. True
How soon will they post EMH for December, 2010? Then
Do they ever open the parks early? Yes
Do they ever close the parks early? Yes
Anyone have the EE days from 1998? Yes
Can I buy a Pal Mickey and not have to carry him around? Yes
Why do photopasses cost more than taking pictures myself? Because
Can I bring a camera with me to the parks? Yes
Can I use a Walkie-Talkie to get ADR for CRT? Nope
Are there any bugs in Florida? Sure
What row to sit in Soarin' if I'm allergic to oranges? All
DBIL says Disney is stupid, should I believe him? Nope
Why are the buses to the parks so busy? People
Can I buy a 3 day ticket and use it for 3 nights instead? Sure
Why is there no monorail from the airport? Taxes
Is reading this post worth it? The real question is, is ANSWERING this post worth it? And the answer is, YES !

 

[emnrich]

Best post ever.

Thanks!

 

[thotfulspot]

Robo, you're a very very naughty and funny! boy.

 

[Laurajean1014]

Will I be able to eat everything on the DDP?
Will my 10 year old pass for under 3?
Will I need a stroller for my 10 year old?
I don't eat much, will they still charge me for my DDP?
How much buffet food can I take with me into the parks?
Will my 2 yo like Disney?
Do kids like EPCOT?


oh, there are so many more...... we should count them.....

 

[Simba22]

Haha! For a minute I didn't realize that you were kidding around and I almost started answering you! At first I just read the preview (held my mouse over the topic link) and then when I clicked on the link and saw that list I figured it out! Thanks for the chuckles....I feel so bad for people who are new to Disney...so much to learn!

 

[lovetoscrap]

You forgot the best ones:

What will the weather/temp be for my trip in Dec. 2010?
Will it rain in July 2012 during the 3:00 parade?

 

[krismom]

you rock. enough said.

 

[helenm29]

O.K. You GOT me! I actually started answering you until I read the rest of your goodies! I wonder, did I ever ask those questions before I went the first time? YOU BET! very nice indeed! Helen

 

[wendypooh]

I leave in 17 days, thank goodness you asked & got these questions answered!!!! Whew




You are a riot!!!

 

[disneycutie84]

Good one!

 

[TinkerTracy]

Haha! For a minute I didn't realize that you were kidding around and I almost started answering you! At first I just read the preview (held my mouse over the topic link) and then when I clicked on the link and saw that list I figured it out! Thanks for the chuckles....I feel so bad for people who are new to Disney...so much to learn!

 

[Silly Girl]

Will I be able to eat everything on the DDP?
Will my 10 year old pass for under 3?
Will I need a stroller for my 10 year old?
I don't eat much, will they still charge me for my DDP?
How much buffet food can I take with me into the parks?
Will my 2 yo like Disney?
Do kids like EPCOT?


oh, there are so many more...... we should count them.....

Oh this is too funny -- You don't know how many kids we saw in strollers last week whose knees were touching their chins!!!!

 

[gigi1313]

as soon as i saw who the OP was, i knew i was in for a smile and a treat! thanks robo

a few more questions to add to the arsenal...
has anyone ever stayed at/been to/ridden [fill in name of resort/park/ride]
i'm always tempted to answer with NOPE, that resort/park/ride is completely empty except for YOU!

 

[RoyalCanadian]

Robo is also guilty of forgetting: A butterfly flapped its wings in Thailand. Will this cause a hurricane during my visit anytime from June 1 to November 30?

 

[JRawkSteady]

I couldn't resist answering this, Robo


Why should I wear Crocs? You shouldn't! You should go barefoot! There's no suck thing as rocks and glass at WDW!
Should I go to EMH? Yes. And make sure you're in the park on EMH day! The crowds are the best then.
Should I get a FP for Soarin'? No, the line is much shorter
How many FP before Soarin' is full? Probably 10, I suggest you just wait on the line. FP will just slow you down.
Will it be busy on Christmas? Nope! Slowest time of the year!
Is staying on-property worth it? No way, a Hilton is just as magical as AKL and Polynesian.
Do you like IllumiNations or Universal Studios? Yes.
Why do you hate Stitch? The ride or the alien?
Is Wishes worth it? No. Leave before it starts and you'll be the first out of the park to catch the monorail/bus.
Does TGM read the UOG? Yes, it's his bible.
Will I like the Lion King Rocks? LOL!
Will I get sick on Mission Space? Nope, just make sure you close your eyes or look away from the screen if you feel sick.
Will my DMIL like Its Tough to Be a Bug? Sure why not!
Is EE fast? No, it's a kiddie coaster
Is EE scary? Nah.
Where do I sit in EE if I don't like coasters? On the bars!
Did anybody ride EE yet? Nope.
Which way is the fastest way to EE from AKL? Private Jet
When do the FP for EE run out on EMH day? Before anyone gets in the parks.
How long will it take me to drive from WS to Toontown? Just take a private jet man!
Will I get sick on Star Tours? Yes
Does the Coke store at Epcot still have that frozen Beverly guy? No, they buried him in the Pepsi store in Universal.
Will my 2yr old DD like the buffet at Boma? Yes, especially the spicy beef and the desserts with chocolate liquore!
Can we charge our room on our room key? I don't have a comeback for this, I'm sorry. hahahaha
Will I get sick on Soarin'? Oh yeah! It's so bumpy...makes me sick every time. Glad I brought Drammamine (sp?)
How much time will it take to walk from Epcot to Ohana? Got your walking shoes on?
What can I say to Mickey Mouse that he's never heard before? Stock car racing is on the pop tarts, Mickey. Would you like to see Logan's Run with me tonight?
What happened to my picture on Space Mountain? I bought it, sorry.
I forgot to buy souvenirs at Disney World, can I buy them all from home? They wouldn't really be souvies then, would they... ...
Did anyone take my picture at MK July 3, 2003? I did, and you will never see it!!! MWAHAHAHAHAHA
How much money do I need to bring to buy everything? In the park? Like 10 bucks...MAYBE 25...
Is a Dole Whip worth it? No, they poison them!
Where can I see the Hidden Mickeys? You can't. They're hidden.
Who hates the queue for Lights Motors Action? You, apparantly.
Who hates Line-Cutters? I love 'em! (of course that's if you actually wait in line)
How do I get ADR for a Mickey Bar? Just call WDW-DINE - they'll set you up with a time and place. Also, there's a $10 deposit required.
Is Pleasure Island suitable for tourists? No. It's not even suitable for locals.
Do they have towels at the water-parks? Nope. You MUST stay wet all day. And you can't bring your own either.
Which water-park if you don't like water? River Country!
Poll: Like Disney Polls or Don't Like Disney Polls - Rock
Can I trade my 3-day ticket from 1989 for a MYW 2-day hopper? You can actually trade it for a 10 Day now because of inflation.
Can I trade my MYW 2-day hopper for a 1989 Chevy Malibu? Of course!
Will I get sick on Behind the Seeds'? Oh yeah.
Can go to EMH if I'm staying in my car on-property? As long as the car has a Disney bumper sticker.
Can I see IllumiNations from Soarin'? Yep at the very end of the show.. ... ..
Do the hours on the Disney calendar mean open or closed? Closed
It says Cranium Command is open seasonally, and its almost Spring. Cranium Command is open right now!
How soon will they post EMH for December, 2010? Keep your eyes peeled...probably a few weeks.
Do they ever open the parks early? Nope.
Do they ever close the parks early? Only if it rains.
Anyone have the EE days from 1998? Yup.
Can I buy a Pal Mickey and not have to carry him around? No, if you buy it, you MUST carry it with you.
Why do photopasses cost more than taking pictures myself? Because it's great to charge money for useless things.
Can I bring a camera with me to the parks? No. Pictures are prohibited. even by Photopass!
Can I use a Walkie-Talkie to get ADR for CRT? Yup, just call your family member and they'll help you out!
Are there any bugs in Florida? Never! It's the most bug-free state...especially in the summer.
What row to sit in Soarin' if I'm allergic to oranges? Just switch in the middle of the ride! No one will bother you!
DBIL says Disney is stupid, should I believe him? Yes, so I don't see you there.
Why are the buses to the parks so busy? Lots of people make appointments. I hope you did too...
Can I buy a 3 day ticket and use it for 3 nights instead? Yes only from 12AM to 6AM.
Why is there no monorail from the airport? There is! Look harder...
Is reading this post worth it? Too late

This was great

 

[Albertan mom]

What about;

My child is only 40 inches, but he wants to go on Space Mountain. Will the CM notice if he has 4 inch platform shoes on??