Noobie questions. Who knows these?

[KidAtHeart1]

Wow! I can't believe that someone has all of the same questions that I have. If someone could please give any info. on these topics, it would certainly help me plan my vacation better. LOL! Seriously though, this is a funny post.

 

[Scraper]

I don't know what was funnier the Questions or the answers.

 

[DVD CM]

What time does the 7:30 parade start?

 

[Robo]

Robo is also guilty of forgetting: A butterfly flapped its wings in Thailand. Will this cause a hurricane during my visit anytime from June 1 to November 30?

That's just silly! Who would believe THAT?

The truth is:

If a butterfly flaps its wings in Thailand, it can eventually cause a draft in the open doors at the top of ToT, which will cause the DROP to seem much more severe.
You can actually hear the louder screams emanating from the shaft!

This scientific fact is so common that in many circles it has become known as "The Butterflies in your Stomach Effect".

 

[I_Believe_In_Faries]

its threads like this that you keep coming back to and just laugh and laugh and laugh...love this thread! this is so funny...

 

[cabanafrau]

What time is the 3 o'clock parade?

 

[helenm29]

Too Cool! I am glad SOMEONE answered all of those questions! but answer me this....If Stitch is an Alien, is he legal or illegal? Helen

 

[RoyalCanadian]

That's just silly! Who would believe THAT?

I was thinking of those Gaian teenage tour groups.

 

[rkujay]

Well done Robo !!

 

[cdrn1]

Mean. Very mean.

 

[Mousema]

Love it

 

[Sleeping Becca]

Great thread Robo! LOVE it!

More questions:

If I bring my Big Gulp mug from 7-eleven, will I be able to refill it at the food court beverage stations?

If I have an ADR for breakfast at Ohana, can I park my car at the Poly and catch the monorail to MK and drive home after Wishes?

If I take the resort monorail to the Contemporary and buy a snack at the candy shop , does that mean I can use the Contemporary pool, even if I'm staying in my car on Disney Property?

 

[momofbgtwins]

If not for newbies like me how else would you people feel superior and get your laughs? We all were newbies at one time, and not everyone has all day to search threads and read guide books.

 

[Robo]

If not for newbies like me how else would you people feel superior and get your laughs? We all were newbies at one time, and not everyone has all day to search threads and read guide books.

It takes a special person to "take personally" a generic JOKE thread about no one in particular.

Congratulations!

 

[brock]

I started to answer some of your ???
Then I saw how many 1000'2 of posts you have.

You Crack Me Up!!!

 

[amyminzey]

If not for newbies like me how else would you people feel superior and get your laughs? We all were newbies at one time, and not everyone has all day to search threads and read guide books.

I agree 100%

 

[disney09]

This is the best post ever!! great work Robo!!

 

[Robo]

If not for newbies like me how else would you people feel superior and get your laughs? We all were newbies at one time, and not everyone has all day to search threads and read guide books.

I agree 100%

Oh, so now there's a PAIR of you.

Sorry, you'll have to SHARE the "Take It Personally" award.

Who want's Mo-We-Fr and who wants Tu-Th-Sa?

(Sundays, of course, it has to go back to "Eeyore".)

 

[disney09]

I agree 100%

Aw c'mon guys! I'm a newbie like you (or even more) and have asked this questions over and over again.. but this post is very funny! as Robo said, it's just a joke!

 

[magicmirror]

Too Funny Robo!!!