Nominate a DISer for President!

[DISUNC]

hey DISUNC!

skip the HOT wife (too high maintenance)...get a fixer upper

Ya got a point! Ya know the song...If ya wanna be happy for the rest of life......

DisUNC,

I have a three part question;

Do you believe there are aliens that live on the "second star to the right"?)

No, they all move the the 4th star on the left, MUCH warmer there! ...and Coach Handbags seem to be less expensive!

If so, are they hot looking with self esteem issues

Yes! Regardless of their "Home" Birth/Creation/Hatched Planet ..all HOT LOOKING females (of every intergalatic species) HAVE ISSUES!

& do you think UHC would work for them too?

No! Suprisingly enough 82% of all Galatic Aliens are members of the GOP and refuse UHC! Its a TUFF SELL even throughout the Galaxy. No matter how many time I tell them BUT ENGLAND HAS IT! No one listens! (Then again most dont have ears!)
The other 18% of Galatic Aliens are Illegals...and they keep on the down low side.






(joke)[/QUOTE]

 

[Mr Man]

Ya got a point! Ya know the song...If ya wanna be happy for the rest of life......


No, they all move the the 4th star on the left, MUCH warmer there! ...and Coach Handbags seem to be less expensive!

Yes! Regardless of their "Home" Birth/Creation/Hatched Planet ..all HOT LOOKING females (of every intergalatic species) HAVE ISSUES!


No! Suprisingly enough 82% of all Galatic Aliens are members of the GOP and refuse UHC! Its a TUFF SELL even throughout the Galaxy. No matter how many time I tell them BUT ENGLAND HAS IT! No one listens! (Then again most dont have ears!)
The other 18% of Galatic Aliens are Illegals...and they keep on the down low side.






(joke)

[/quote]

Ok, just over here right now.....

Good ones......you debate well. We've got nothing.......zip.......nada..... somebody gave Zippa an I-Pod recently and he has plain forgot to campaign today...... my "Rovian" flights of fantasy require a foil and mounds of rich manure to flourish......

This 82% majority of green-skinned republicans explains my science class descriptions of Jupiter as a "gaseous" body..... although, we are a bit bitter about Pluto losing it's status..... It's Mickey's Dog fer Pete's sakes!!! Us Repubs have a soft spot for underdogs.

We also have no official policy stand on the the planet Uranus (such a nasty place......)

 

[macraven]

didja hear the one about the 4 DISers & the lightbulb

darkhorse if i ever saw one...all that unsavory stuff in my past will come out...travel addict, starter husbands, fondness for landsharks

wonder if the President gets FOTL?

i heard you were the candidate that would make all chocolate have no calories

 

[Zippa D Doodah]

Ok, just over here right now.....

Good ones......you debate well. We've got nothing.......zip.......nada..... somebody gave Zippa an I-Pod recently and he has plain forgot to campaign today...... my "Rovian" flights of fantasy require a foil and mounds of rich manure to flourish......

This 82% majority of green-skinned republicans explains my science class descriptions of Jupiter as a "gaseous" body..... although, we are a bit bitter about Pluto losing it's status..... It's Mickey's Dog fer Pete's sakes!!! Us Repubs have a soft spot for underdogs.

We also have no official policy stand on the the planet Uranus (such a nasty place......)[/QUOTE]


what... huh... hello... O goodness me, I've been caught up in a loop of "Going to California", "Baba O Riley", "Praise You", and "Jumpin Jack Flash" today in a terrible iPod incident.
All I have to say for myself is "Spent my day with a woman unkind; smoked my stuff and drank all my wine"


I hope I still have the Universal vote. I promise to develop a Dept. of Universal Adoration in my administration.


ETA: Ummm.. Mr. Man, the poster with the new iPod? That aint me. Although I have been binging on album rock today.

 

[Mr Man]

ETA: Ummm.. Mr. Man, the poster with the new iPod? That aint me. Although I have been binging on album rock today.

Shhhh.....that's just some "Dis"-information I'm throwing out there to muddy our tracks............

We need to keep their "Opposition Research" occupied.........

(in code: really? wierd. Coulda sworn it was you....... )


Good night,

 

[DISUNC]

Good ones......you debate well.......)

Former Captain of my HS & College Debate team!
Now just the BSA Supreme of the Blarny Stone Bar & Grille!

We've got nothing.......zip.......nada..... somebody gave Zippa an I-Pod recently and he has plain forgot to campaign today...... my "Rovian" flights of fantasy require a foil and mounds of rich manure to flourish

Perhaps he is having a Bar-B-Que at his house? I heard thats the thing to do, right before a big election. I wonder what his Bar-B-Q Sparerib recipe is?

This 82% majority of green-skinned republicans explains my science class descriptions of Jupiter as a "gaseous" body.....

So the green skin Republicans think Liberals are from Jupiter???

although, we are a bit bitter about Pluto losing it's status..... It's Mickey's Dog fer Pete's sakes!!!

We are ALL united in the loss of Pluto!

Us Repubs have a soft spot for underdogs.

..and around their waistlines!

We also have no official policy stand on the the planet Uranus (such a nasty place......)

You aint takin me down 'Point Worthy Road!" Noooooooooo Sireeeeeeeeeeeee

 

[keishashadow]

i heard you were the candidate that would make all chocolate have no calories

 

[RVGal]

I hope I still have the Universal vote. I promise to develop a Dept. of Universal Adoration in my administration.

No adoration necessary. We are (for the most part) equal theme park lovers. The Mouse gets as much of our money as The Ogre. (That's a Shrek reference...)

If you are willing to make pie crust promises about across the board reductions in theme park admission prices, I'm listening.

 

[suzimar57]

what happened to ducklite?

haven't seen her around for a while.....

 

[Mr Man]

what happened to ducklite?

haven't seen her around for a while.....

The DisBoard refused to seat her delegates?

 

[reeeoga]

The DisBoard refused to seat her delegates?

I demand a Redo! We need to make sure that the idot that we Elect is actually the Idiot we Elect. And by Idiot I mean the best qualified person who is stupid enough to want the job.

I will not rest until this travisty has been corrected. Now if you will excuse me, I am going take a nap.

 

[Cogswel_Cogs]

Can I get a Hurumph for the Tag Fairy.
Simply for the fact that he could do to much damage PRing for the other party.

 

[Liberty Belle]

I think I'd nominate Fitswimmer and encourage Laugh O. Grams as her running mate.

 

[reeeoga]

I think I'd nominate Fitswimmer and encourage Laugh O. Grams as her running mate.

Fits is a girl?

 

[Liberty Belle]

Fits is a girl?

Uh...maybe.

 

[reeeoga]

Uh...maybe.

Maybe? Do you have Photographic evidence? I need to know what to call Him/Her.

 

[jenwolgey]

Pop Daddy/monkeyboy
or
Flowers Child and the poster who kept the dead turtle...