This is hilarious!
I want to join the rock paper scissors pro/am circuit. Let's see who could I get to sponsor me? Staples? Office Depot? Lowes Garden Center?
And I'll need a catchy name. How about The Five Finger Foe. Thumb wrestlers would fear me.
Side note... There was a funny article in our paper last Sunday about a Judge, fed up with both lawyers' constant feuding in a lawsuit, that ordered the two lawyers to play Rock, Paper, Scissors in order to settle where a witness would give a deposition!
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