No more rhymes...

Grandpa: She doesn't get eaten by the eels at this time.
Boy: What?!?
Grandpa: The eel doesn't get her. I'm explaining to you because you look nervous.
Boy: Well- I wasn't nervous! Well, maybe I was a little bit concerned , but that's not the same thing.
 
dont even ...(cough cough, clears throat) dont even think about trying to escape, the chains are far too thick
 
I do not envy you the headache you will have when you awake, but in the meantime, rest well- and dream of large women.
 

miracle max: mostly dead, hes slightly alive. All dead, theres only one thing you can do.
fezzik: what is it?
miracle max: go through his pockets and look for loose change
 
theres a shortage of perfect breasts in this world. It would be a pity to damage yours.
 
Rodents of Unusual Size? I don't think they exist.
 
humperdink: Ive got a war to start , a wedding to arrange, my wife to murder, and guildor to frame for it. Im swamped.
 
king: what was that for?
buttercup: youre the only one here whos ever been kind to me.its a pity i wont ever see you again since i'll be killing myself in the honeymoon suite.
king: well wont that be nice
 
Humperdink: I've got my country's 500th anniversary to plan, my wedding to arrange, my wife to murder, and Guilder to frame for it. I'm swamped!

Six Fingered Man: Get some rest. If you haven't got your health, you haven't got anything.
 
lindalinda said:
king: what was that for?
buttercup: youre the only one here whos ever been kind to me.its a pity i wont ever see you again since i'll be killing myself in the honeymoon suite.
king: well wont that be nice
King: She kissed me!!
 
Inigo: Fezzig, jog his memory.

Fezzig whacks the Albino on the head- Albino falls over, out cold.

Fezzig: I'm sorry, Inigo! I didn't mean to jog him so hard!
 
Miracle Max: Beat it, or I'll call the brute squad!!
Fezzig: I'm on the brute squad.
Miracle Max: You are the brute squad!!
 
I am the Dread Pirate Roberts! There will be no survivors!
 
Westley: Gently-
Buttercup: At a time like this? That's all you can think to say? Gently!?
Westley: GENTLY!!!
 
Inigo: Offer me everything I ask for.
Six Fingered Man: Anything you want!!
Inigo (as he delivers the killing thrust of his sword): I want my father back, you son of a b****!!
 
I found the script online a few years back. I've been tempted to print it out, since I've got the screenplay to my other absolute favorite non Disney movie, When Harry Met Sally.

Suzanne
 
Shutterbug said:
Me thinks MomofKatie found a movie quote site... :rotfl2:
I was up late, and really got into it... then realized I had been the only one posting for a while!! :teeth:
 

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