News Flash! I bought some non-mom jeans!!!

[Briarmom]

First pills, but if that doesn't work you might need a transplant.

I'll provide a sample if you need it to see if I'm compatable.

A transplant of a drinking organ?

Miss J is so young for all this to happen.

 

[mommaU4]

What's this? I come back and everyone's popping pills?

 

[Miss Jasmine]

A transplant of a drinking organ?

Miss J is so young for all this to happen.

I thought I had at least a couple good years left. Oh the horror.

 

[Briarmom]

What's this? I come back and everyone's popping pills?

We are going to get a bad rep.

 

[tevagirl]

What's this? I come back and everyone's popping pills?

That's because they ran out of alcohol.

 

[tevagirl]

We are going to get a bad rep.

Going to get???

 

[Miss Jasmine]

That vocabulary/bad grammar thread is

 

[Briarmom]

Going to get???

I have the reputation of an

 

[mommaU4]

We are going to get a bad rep.

You mean a worse rep!

 

[mommaU4]

That vocabulary/bad grammar thread is

Isn't it???? I was scared. For reals.

 

[mommaU4]

I have the reputation of an

Well, I heard there's this angel costume you like to wear..... but that's not the same.

 

[Briarmom]

I want to go shopping. I want to shop until my closet over-floweth. I want to spend money like it's going out of style. Drink champagne while I shop. Or margaritas...either is fine.

Oh, and I'd like to lose about 15 pounds first. Those pounds keep me from shopping.

 

[Miss Jasmine]

I have the reputation of an

my BUTT you do. We all know better!

I had to add my pet peeve on the vocab thread.

 

[tevagirl]

Well, I heard there's this angel costume you like to wear..... but that's not the same.

Would that be a French maid's costume with a halo? I don't think that counts.

 

[bigmerle1966]

A transplant of a drinking organ?

Miss J is so young for all this to happen.

Who said anything about a drinking organ, I'm talking about vital liquids, tequilla, rum, bourbon, etc. I ain't getting no organs cut outta me!

 

[Shutterbug]

Would that be a French maid's costume with a halo? I don't think that counts.

You know I always wonder into these threads at the most importune time

 

[bigmerle1966]

Well, I heard there's this angel costume you like to wear..... but that's not the same.

Commando's and angel's don't mix.

Sounds kind of naughty though.

 

[bigmerle1966]

You know I always wonder into these threads at the most importune time

Would some vital liquids help?

 

[Briarmom]

Would some vital liquids help?

When don't they?

 

[mommaU4]

Would some vital liquids help?

Or some pills?

ETA: This is my 3,000 post!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Great. It's about popping pills.