dear em,
ok i'm glad i went to the wedding, and i'm glad my sis made it too, it was fun. it also didn't hurt that one of the waitors at the reception was cute... or that one of the groomsmen was hot, and i mean really hott! is it illegal to date your cousin's husbands nephew?

-me
dear my cousin's husband's nephew,
you're so hott!!!

-me
dear waitor at my cousins wedding reception,
you cute, but not as much as the other guy, sorry!
-me
dear girl that was flirting with my cousin's husbands nephew,
back off, idk who you are, or if you even know him, but back off
-me
p.s. my cousin's husbands nephew,
why do you live soooooooooooooo far away?
-me
dear tb and anyone that cares to read this,
sorry i went on and on about him, but you just had to see him!
-me