dear personal computing teacher,
again, its second period and you are boring the crap outta me... and what the heck, a "semester project"???? this is a computer class that teaches access, which by the way was not my choice to take this...the school REQUIRES it, and all that other stuff, how are we supposed to make a project out of any of that? and your quote "options" stink, no one even wants to be here! I really think I can feel my brain melting... here is what I would like to do in your class...

( I wish I could have 26 of those for each computer in the room)... while you sit at you computer so peacefully

barely even knowing how to operate the computer! Then Ill sneak up on your computer and...WHAM

just like that all the computers in the room will be ruined, ruined I tell you! *evil laugh*

it is only a matter of time

before I put this plan into action! *sighs heavily*
-me
dear tb,
sorry you had to see that moment of my weakness

-me
dear mom,
thanks for finally taking me out to drive!!

-me