Jan 4 already...DS20 wakes me up at 6:45am with a pillow upside the head. Apparently I lost my CPAP during the wee hours and he's heard enough snoring. Sorry
DH rolls out of bed to get coffee. He is really liking this concierge thing. In a little while returns with coffee and rolls, and a bowl of oatmeal for Christian. Uh-oh! wet again. Whisk him off to the shower and wake John up to give him the news. I do feel sorry for him, sleeping with DS11.
DH & decide we want to back to MK, since we didn't get to see the whole right side of the park yesterday.I resolve to do better in the diaper department today, if we have to "go" ever hour. Load the backpack with more diapers, fruit, clothes, wipes, and butt cream. The big kids head off to MGM & AK to ride all the coasters. We arrive at MK around 9:30. It's a gorgeous day, warm and sunny. On a whim, I decide to take DS11 to the barber shop for a haircut. We roll up and there are a few people in line ahead of us and two ladies cutting hair. Hmmm, do we stay or do we go?

At first DH wants to go, maybe come back later, but we decide to stay and watch a few minutes. I'm glad we did. Those hair stylists really like their job and they made each person feel special. We waited about 30-40 min and the line behind us got longer and longer. Finally it was Christian's turn. Now cutting Christian's hair is a bit of a feat, because he doesn't sit still for long. Our motto is "Speed over Style."

Anyway, Barbara isn't fazed by him, sits him down and gives him a darn good haircut. Then butters up his hair with blue goo and sprinkles glitter on top. What a handsome boy! So handsome, DH decided to get his done

blue goo and all. So then, Barbara-the-barber wants me to get mine done--NO WAY! But she and DH wear me down. No cutting, but you can put my hair up. She styled it nicely up off my neck and dusted me with glitter. I looked like a princess (an old princess)
Now, it's off to see Tomorrowland. First stop, Buzz Lightyear. The line is fairly short and we got on quickly. DS was fascinated with the bright colors and all the action. I'm terrible at hitting the targets--DH has over 200,000 hits to my 13,000. I tell him I come in peace. After Buzz we go to my favorite ride, the TTA. I just love this ride! I love being up high and safe, riding around slowly and seeing everything. Oh, look! The kids are doing something from High School Musical down on the stage. The breeze is fine and I'm glad I let her put my hair up. I hated to get off, it was so relaxing.
Time for a little Coke break. DH took 18 pills this morning, including 40mg of Prednisone

and he's a little queasy. As we are sitting in the shade, "PUSH" the trashcan comes out. He came right over to Christian, who didn't quite know what to make of that.

Then some big boys came over and started to harrass the trashcan. Why do parents allow stuff like that? It's not cute or funny and just ruins everyone else's good time.
Off to the Hunny Pots. In all our years, somehow we have never ridden this ride. The line is long, though, so we get a FastPass. I like FP okay, but for us its a bit inconvenient. With all our mobility limitations it doesn't make sense for us to criss-cross the parks. To kill time we take DS over to the Pooh play area. He is at least a foot and a half taller than the other kids and not nearly as agile. He walks like Frankenstein. Some of the parents are alarmed seeing such a big kid lumbering around their toddlers. All Christian wants to do is climb up and down the steps to the slide, though. Up, down, up, down. Walk around in circles, walk over the bridge, back and forth. The parents see he causes no harm and visibly relax. DH sits in the shade nursing his Coke while I trot around after DS and keep him from stepping on the 2yr olds.
Time for lunch. We have ADRs at Liberty Tree Tavern. I've already called the big kids several times to remind them but they don't care. They're having fun on Everest now. Oh well, they have their dining plan. if they get hungry I'm sure they'll find something to eat. LTT is very nice. DH & I had delicious pot roast and DS had the turkey & dressing, his favorite meal. I'm originally from Virginia and spent a good part of my childhood in Williamsburg, so it's very relaxing and comfortable to me. A nice hour-long break at midday is just what DH needs to perk him up a little. Not to mention the shortcake
Off to ride Hunny Pots now. We loved this ride! It was a little difficult to get into the pot with DS, but he recognized the characters and they weren't threatening. We didn't have so much luck with Peter Pan--too dark and scary. After we get out of the Hunny Pots, we take a trip through the gift shop. I found a collection of small bath toys, enough for every child in his class. Put together with a bar of Mickey soap and some WDW lotion, that will make a nice little treat for his friends. I also found a darling coverup--it looks like Tigger! DS takes aquatic PT once a week and he has needed something to keep him warm between the pool and the dressing room. He's a little old for it, but he loves it. What are ya gonna do?
By now it's 3pm and DH is exhausted. We head for the monorail. Once DH gets tired, it's all over. He has to take a nap to recover. That's okay, DS & I will go to the pool. We dress out and walk over to the volcano pool--it's a good bit warmer today with the sun out. I strap on DS's swim vest and set in in the water. Off he goes, like a killer whale zooming through the water. He's having a blast, although the other kids are puzzled by his splashing and shrieking. Oh well

They'll never see us again. DS is gradually working his way around to the flume where the kids shoot out. I try to get the lifeguards attention. He's standing right by the flume. THe lifeguard notices Christian, but does not notice me. He shouts for Christian to get away from the flume. Christian is like the Tar Baby--he say nuthin'. A kid comes shooting down the flume, barely missing DS. The lifeguard shouts and waves his big red floatie thing, to no avail. He blows his whistle. All the while I'm trying to get to DS or get the lifeguards attention--He can't understand you. Grab his hand and pull him out! Finally a mom standing nearby makes a lunge for him and points him in a different direction.

Being a bear of very little brain, he thinks he hasn't seen "that" pool yet and happily swims off.

Thank you kind lady!
DH has joined us. DS20 called. He wants to eat something exotic in Epcot for dinner. We have no ADRs and it's 5pm

Can't we just get counter service? No, apparently not. They have been riding all day and never stopped to eat. DD13 is about to faint and DS20 is overly crabby. They need a meal. I go in to the desk and present our dilemma.
Never fear, concierge is here! They can seat us at Biergarten at 8:30pm. Hmmm, that's kinda late for us. anything else? Nine dragons. Nah, we eat Chinese a lot. How about Les Chefs de France? what, are you kidding me? Take this crew to a French restaurant? The concierge assures me the food is great and the kids will love it: they have Chicken Cordon Bleu and Duck a L'Orange.

Well, who wouldn't like that? Better get moving.
We're out of the Poly by 5:30 and on the monorail to Epcot. It's much easier to take the monorail than to have to take apart the
ECV and put it and the wheelchair into our van. Unfortunately, it's not as fast as we'd like--we forgot you have to change monorails at the TTC. We arrive at Epcot at 6:30pm. Not to worry, we'll be on time. I have seriously misjudged how much walking my ankle can handle, though. Pushing this 100lb kid around in his w/c all day is taking it's toll on me. DS20 takes over the pushing, but i still can't keep up. They keep stopping to wait for me. I tell them to go ahead,so we don't miss our ADR. I finally arrive at the restaurant to find my family all sitting and standing around waiting to be seated.
While I was standing by the fountain a woman walks up and asks is the two older kids are mine. She had seen them on the bus earlier. Uh-oh, what have they done! She reassures me. Apparently she saw them board. DD13 was tired and laid her head on DS's shoulder. DS20 then put his arm around her and laid his head on hers. The lady said it brought tears to her eyes to see their obvious love and she hoped her son & daughter would be like that.

That just did my mother's heart good.
My foot was killing me so I found an empty bench and sat down. DD13 came to sit with me while DS20 entertained DS11 by the water. As we sat there, two young women came and sat down with us. They never said a word out loud, but it was obvious their were "friends." In fact, more than friends. One girl began nuzzling the other and squeezing her in an uncomfortable public display of affection.

Now I'm pretty open-minded. I have no problem with other people's sexual orientation. But if your going to be pitching woo, could you please do it without touching
my leg and blowing
my hair. Thank goodness they called our name! I didn't want to make a scene and so far, my kids hadn't noticed.
Ah, dinner at the French restaurant...so very French. Hee hee hee, haw haw haw....no chicken cordon bleu...no duck a'l orange...Hey, they have escargot! I choose the onion soup, something I can recognize. I'm still a little skeeved from those girls. DS20 tries to get everyone to try the escargot, but they look just like worms in mud to me. DD has cheese and DS11 has his banana--there is nothing on the appetizer list for him. I'm worried. However the entrees are wonderful. We got some pork chops and sweet potatoes for DS11 which he scarfed off and DD stuffed herself with salmon. Our waiter is good, but slow. The meal took over 2hrs during which time DS had to get up an walk twice. Uh-oh, Pants wet.

No more clean pants available. Hope this meal ends soon.
As we came out of the restaurant, the fireworks started. Oh no! the last time we stayed for fireworks, Christian cried until he passed out. It was horrible! But this time, he's with his big brother. I see John has him over by a post, holding Christian in both arms, whispering to him, Christian's fingers are in his ears but his eyes are open. I can relax for a moment and enjoy the show. Well except for those two kids wearing Heelys who did a face-plant on the pavement right in front of me.

Stupid parents, letting them skate in the dark in a crowded park.
Time to turn in. World Showcase is lovely after dark. It's a long slow monorail ride back to the Poly. We decide to get off at the TTC and walk to our hotel. It's so peaceful walking down the lighted paths, so quiet--until DS20 jumps out of a tree right behind us and nearly gives me heart failure!

I'm thinking I'm kinda glad this is our last Big Family Vacation. DS20 decides he'll stay up for awhile in the lounge and read his Stephen King novel. I pour DS11 into bed, fingers crossed that the diaper will hold. Ice my foot again, it's throbbing. DH is snoring. Adjust the CPAP and turn out the light.
Blessed relief

To sleep, perchance to dream...