New Year's Resolutions

[Born 2 Fish]

1. I resolve to Quit Smoking (25 years ago)

2. I resolve to go onna diet this year.(at least 6 or 7 times)

3. I resove not to drink anymore.(course I probe won't drink any less either)

4. I resolve to learn something new each day.
(oh who am I kidding, I can;t remember crap the way it is!)

5. I resolve to break any bad habits that I may have, this year(apparently my wife thinks I don't have any bad habits, she often refers to me as "Hey Mr. Perfect"------.

6. I resolve to get outta debt this year.
(I'm sure I'll hit the lotto this year, I feel it in my bones!)

7. I resolve to spend more time with family and friends.
(if they can find me on the Disboards and FB)

8. I resolve to exercise more.
(if Golds Gym will let me use that "1-year" membership that I bought in 1998 and never used it)

9. I resolve to work with neglected children --
(my own)

10. I resolve to catch only the very biggest of fish this year.
(maybe thats a tad much, how bout"to fish as often as I can this year")

 

[disney4dan]

I resolve to take a deep breath and learn to enjoy each day as it comes along.

"Some days you're the Luisville Slugger, some days you're the ball..."

as long as I'm still in the game it's all good...

Happy New Year Frank and all the FIENDS. May your travels be fun, the fresh water tank always full and the black water tank never get clogged!

 

[2goofycampers]

I think since Frank is going to a NYE party, his first resolution should be to stay up beyond midnight.

 

[DaveInTN]

I think since Frank is going to a NYE party, his first resolution should be to stay up beyond midnight.

I'll believe it when I see it.

 

[Born 2 Fish]

New Year Resolutions for Pets

15. I will not eat other animals' poop.

14. I will not lick my human's face after eating animal poop.

13. I do not need to suddenly stand straight up when I'm lying under the coffee table.

12. My head does not belong in the refrigerator.

11. I will no longer be beholden to the sound of the can opener.

10. Cats: Circulate a petition that sleeping become a juried competition in major animal shows.

9. Come to understand that cats are from Venus; dogs are from Mars.

8. Take time from busy schedule to stop and smell the behinds.

7. Hamster: Don't let them figure out I'm just a rat on steroids, or they'll flush me!

6. Get a bite in on that freak who gives me that shot every year.

5. Grow opposable thumb; break into pantry; decide for MYSELF how much food is *too* much.

4. Cats: Use new living room sofa as scratching post.

3. January 1st: Kill the sock! Must kill the sock!
January 2nd - December 31: Re-live victory over the sock.

2. The garbage collector is NOT stealing our stuff.

AND the Number 1 New Year's Resolutions Made by Pets...

1. I will NOT chase the stick until I see it LEAVE THE IDIOT'S HAND

 

[Born 2 Fish]

New Year's Resolutions

• Lose weight until Summer is over and then gain all of it back.
• Stop smoking .... in hospitals.

• Save money .... on hookers.

• Eat healthier by adding more lettuce on BLTs.

• Find my soul mate .... and five extra partners.

• Procrastinate less. Watch favorite shows on Tivo before work.

• Clean up the clutter IN MY BANK ACCOUNT by going to Vegas.

• Keep in touch with old schoolmates that have gained more weight then me.

• Drink less alcohol .... at funerals.

 

[AuburnJen92]

NEW YEARS RESOLUTIONS

1) Be more snarky (I have been a little off lately)

2) Finish my diet (the doctor has not told me to quit, but Deb says I am running out of things to lose)

3) Win lotto (yes, I have the numbers)

4) Try to hold my temper (this will take most of the year, if not the rest of my life)

5) Camp more (with Fiends, not Disboarders that want to be Fiends )

6) Visit Rob in Nebraska (I promised)

7) Go on the Fiends cruise and not die from chocolate poisoning like the last time

8) Drive my Trans Am more (past policeman)

9) Keep my weight off (my husband's face)

10) Make sure I stay snarky (my husband says that the more weight I lose, the more snarky I get)