New Year's resolutions we can keep..

[BarleyJack]

Are you sick of making the same resolutions year after year that you never keep? Why not promise to do something you can actually accomplish? Here are some resolutions that you can use as a starting point:

1. I want to gain weight. Put on at least 30 pounds.

2. Stop exercising. Waste of time.

3. Read less.

4. Watch more TV. I've been missing some good stuff.

5. Procrastinate more. Starting Tomorrow

6. Drink. Drink some more.

7. Stop bringing lunch from home: I should eat out more.

8. Start being superstitious.

9. Speak in a monotone voice and only use monosyllabic words.

10. Get in a whole NEW rut!

11. Spend your summer vacation in Cyberspace.

12. Don't eat cloned meat.

13. Create loose ends.

14. Get more toys.

15. Get further in debt.

16. Don't believe politicians.

17. Break at least one traffic law.

18. Avoid airplanes that spontaneously drop 1000 feet.

19. Don't swim with piranhas or sharks.

20. Associate with even worse business clients.

21. Spread out priorities beyond ability to keep track of them.

22. Wait around for opportunity.

23. Focus on the faults of others.

24. Mope about faults.

25. Personal goal: Bring Back Disco.

26. Never make New Year's resolutions again.

 

[rosiep]

27: Throw away the bra...yeah, it'll scare little children but it'll be worth it

 

[BarleyJack]

27: Throw away the bra...yeah, it'll scare little children but it'll be worth it

FREEDOM

 

[TuckandStuiesMom]

I resolve to work real hard at being lazier. I think cats have it down to a science...

 

[DVC~OKW~96]

We going to stop mowing the lawn in the heat and humidity of the summer. We're going for the wild and natural look!

Neighbors? What neighbors?

 

[OrlandoMike]

We going to stop mowing the lawn in the heat and humidity of the summer. We're going for the wild and natural look!

Neighbors? What neighbors?

I tired that one year, Shrek hired some guys to come chop everything down to the dirt!

I swear to God, this is what he said...

"I said less Adventureland, more Main Street!"

 

[DVC~OKW~96]

Oh my gosh, that is priceless! That's will be our adopted motto! Adventureland, Winter Garden, USA! LOLOLOL.

 

[aquaticmom]

Best friend and I decided our goal in '08 was to gain enough weight so we could be on "biggest loser" next year, now that's a resolution I could live with.